Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

These pages are regenerated every 1 hour with updated scores -- please browse and upvote/downvote away.

Top Next Previous Worst

Page 294 of 1746

Haiku #269052

If things get hopeless,
     you still need to keep building
your portfolio.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269053

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269054

You're learning, it takes
     time, everyone goes through, I'm
still going through it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269055

That more than once you
     have given an answer on
Sarah attending.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269056

No matter what their
     needs are. It works perfectly!
Thank you very much.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269057

Anything they were
     able to get back was just
icing on the cake.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269058

I also agree
     that the Scottish highlands are
pretty magical.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269059

Does this mean that mind
     control could be possible
in the near future?

Score: 0          

Haiku #269060

do you have trouble
     with mental stuff, ideas,
pressures of the world?

Score: 0          

Haiku #269061

Not sure. Walked away.
     You should try Rogue Legacy,
a solid title.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269062

*Publicly,* people
     were divided along race
lines over the case.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269063

That's why campaigns give
     out buttons, bumper stickers,
signs, etc.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269064

That actually happened
     to my brother right after
he got a new job.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269065

I also don't see
     exactly why this would get
you executed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269066

As to why I don't
     think it's Luke, well he was there
at the massacre.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269067

It's interesting, from
     your description I suspect
we look similar.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269068

How? Don't you need big
     bucs to attract it people?
Just the one lady.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269069

I've seen earlier
     Chargers painted just like this,
not too long ago.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269070

Have no idea
     on value but I love it!
Your friend list is full.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269072

Thank you for taking
     from your free time to give us
this great prediction.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269073

He's a jungle cat!
     IT WAS?! Oh my god I think
I want to throw up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269074

I love when shit like
     this happens [deleted] Wow,
that is so awesome!

Score: 0          

Haiku #269076

I know where mine is,
     although it is giving me
the silent treatment.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269077

You can use your spray
     and pray weapon if you want
to I won't stop you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234666

But last night, it turned
     out to be one of the best
things i've ever watched.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269078

When upgrading mines
     and collectors, most people will
upgrade them in waves.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269079

Fez and Kelso didn't
     really understand it though...
Omg!!!! Loved it!!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #269080

I didn't realize there
     was "premium stuff" that costs
money to cheat with.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269081

The only other
     real person in Michael's world
is a fantasy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269082

I guess, I try not
     to be as fatalistic
about it as that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269083

The USA would
     do well to promote second
language learning more.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269084

Found the immigrant.
     Hey, I hear Dallas is nice!
Learn our ways or leave.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269085

Edit: Never mind.
     And for those who still doesn't
see it's in the map.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269087

What if he's injured?
     Is there loss of property,
freedom or money?

Score: 0          

Haiku #269299

This is how one is
     made impure in three ways by
bodily action.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269300

Once you're through that you
     can go wherever the heck
you want in Thailand.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269301

Humans have also
     been subservient to kings
for thousands of years.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269302

What was I thinking?
     Please read the sidebar and do
not comment again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269303

I don't think he would
     have "said" anything, I think
he would have just died.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269304

Thanks! I'll have a go,
     will update on my success.
Thank you very much!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #269305

Here's hoping someday
     all proud Americans can
have access to it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269306

The float doesn't add
     but the sticker adds like 10k
so, what was the joke?

Score: 0          

Haiku #269307

Probably fair Maybe
     he's just not that into you.
Or marriage. Who knows.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269308

First the oil, now this.
     When was this from? Depends on
where and when you are.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269309

It's as if we would
     let it run against a world
cup match in soccer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269310

That's the only thing
     I feel pretty annoying.
You have a good point.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269311

I experienced
     something similar although
we were not married.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269312

I should check it when
     I have some time. Did they change
the jungle item?

Score: 0          

Haiku #269313

Most of my friends who
     find themselves employed work on
the minimum wage.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269314

The only quibble
     I have is about how you
say "Saitama".

Score: 0          

Haiku #269315

I suspect it was
     for other crimes like money
laundering or fraud.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269316

I don't even know
     how to express my pleasure
with this video.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269317

So often people
     assume that desire is
everything you 'want'.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269318

It's not that she's trying
     to live a champagne lifestyle
on a beer budget.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313668

They don't do something
     that has a societal
level benefit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269319

Something like lamp oil
     (not sure if that's what it's called)
or petroleum.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269320

Ultimately here
     you are just trying to get past
the screening software.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269321

Then my dad stopped me
     and told me the arrow will
shoot right back at you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269322

No idea how
     this will work and whether or
not it's possible.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269323

On yet some other
     hand, they are when it involves
killing black people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269324

His actual record
     on gay marriage is about
the same as Clinton's.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269325

That's really funny.
     I was once pulled up on stage
with them for a skit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269326

It's the best budget
     Android device. Great to hear.
Wrestling needs JR.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269327

True true, some fair points.
     But it does depend where you
are running your sites.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269328

If this happens, then
     you can tell them to "fuck off
and leave you alone".

Score: 0          

Haiku #269329

Yeah, she's taken one
     or two threads out, but I'm not
concerned about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269330

His feet are at least
     good enough to make Curry
work to get by him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269331

im still working but
     ill give them a call tonight.
I may be dying.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269332

Didn't even look like
     the same guy his health improved
so dramatically.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269333

After a billion
     times it gets really boring
and uninteresting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269334

That's my guess at least,
     based on my experience
as a guitarist.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269335

The song title would
     have been a nice addition
to the thread title.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269336

So Reigns and Ambrose
     go under the bottom rope
and brawl with the League.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269337

Triple H and Dean
     battle for a bit, and wind
up on the apron.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269338

You don't need a tweak
     to substitute things, that's built
into stock iOS.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269339

I'd pick one of those
     strategies and go with it,
not merge two of them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269340

All I can find are
     mediocre assembly
jobs or warehouse work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269341

There are specific
     lines from each class to each class.
Did you notice that?

Score: 0          

Haiku #269342

Who does the screening?
     What happens to these people
while they're being screened?

Score: 0          

Haiku #269343

We were just outside
     restricted airspace, but still
fairly far away.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269344

Lots of people don't
     like the acrylic stuff, but
this might work for you?

Score: 0          

Haiku #269345

You get one hour, but
     you also get a buddy.
It's (probably) a myth.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269346

Be my gust. Its not
     my fault that no one will take
you seriously.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269347

My only worry
     is what happens to the back
end of the bullpen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269349

Sweet, thanks. ha, i know
     exactly what you mean when
you say "fun police"!

Score: 0          

Haiku #269350

Nice just ordered one.
     I think this is exactly
what I'm looking for.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269351

After that, practice
     as much as you can to what
the instructor said.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269352

Oops wrong end... HE LIED
     TO ME Why exactly is
that so impressive?

Score: 0          

Haiku #269353

Also in "any"
     class it really helps if you
have a uterus.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269354

Read the post I first
     responded to again, please.
Then read my response.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269355

A bit too jersey
     shore for my liking, but that's
your style and you do.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269356

Watching what I am
     eating, back to my fitness
classes near daily.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269357

I like chocolate chip,
     but if they don't have that, I'll
take double chocolate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269358

Now if they can fix
     the guys who troll the air spawns,
that would be something.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269359

Thank you. I feel like
     nobody ever speaks up
for barbarians.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269360

Chocolate. Mint. The vast
     majority did not want
to dissolve the state.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269361

[deleted] No no,
     I'm not complaining about
this for farm accounts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269362

We do everything
     we can to make sure that she's
healthy and happy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269363

Then vault, with Tumble
     I guess. Would arrows or fire
trail be more useful?

Score: 0          

Haiku #269364

We need more details!
     What happened? Everyone else
is pretty spot on.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269365

I'll be playing Blade
     & Soul for free. I think I've
found a solution!

Score: 0          

Haiku #269366

for reference, here are
     two pretty stock lists in both
formats I'll work off.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269571

I forgot his wife
     was a new hire that started
that semester. Oops.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269572

You're human garbage.
     Your best friend would be kind not
to burn you alive.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269573

Your best friend would be
     kind not to burn you alive.
I hope he finds out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269574

I will be doing
     cart wheels if Texans land him.
But I hope you're right.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269575

In high school science
     class, a girl asked how to get
home from city X.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269576

I think literally
     every one of your bullet
points is incorrect.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269577

Breaking the fourth wall?
     With a paddle! You can use
your hands in the snow.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269578

It doesn't take them
     more than a minute to get
out of the station.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269579

'Recovery' and 'Run'
     seem like contradictions from
where I am standing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269580

I came home from work
     and told her I had a beer
with a coworker.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269581

Q3: I think the US
     pushed too hard and Russia is
now pushing back, yes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269582

Ah, wow, so you stopped
     to scan planets as well. Thanks.
Just put your foot down.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269583

eli5 "smart business"
     It didn't seem like the robot
even touched the bomb.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269585

A lot of people
     put forward this argument.
I mean like a LOT.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269586

It's just not a great
     mode of communication
for him, and that's fine!

Score: 0          

Haiku #269587

I said **visually**.
     Other than that, yeah, pretty
cool game idea.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269588

You look like you're well
     on your way to getting blown
up by Walter White.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269589

I listen during
     the day at work. You're welcome.
Trucks can't pull steel beams.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269590

He's an autistic
     Canadian dude who is
obsessed with weather.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269591

And some to whom those
     things aren't relevant just would
prefer not to know.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269592

Usually you just
     have to get past the urges
then you'll feel better.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269593

For those that don't know
     the movie is actually three
stories that are linked.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269594

Remand and Mana
     Leak lose their effectiveness
as the game goes on.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269595

This stage is very
     distracting in the background.
Could be interesting...

Score: 0          

Haiku #269596

I am really shocked
     that he wasn't if they thought
he had been knocked out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269597

I actually get turned
     off of eating for the first
half hour to an hour.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269598

The disciple like
     fans who let him say and do
whatever he wants.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269599

I'm very nervous
     that it didn't actually record
my application.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269600

Traffic monsoon click
     amounts are not consistent
from what I noticed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269601

Want a thicker one
     to try Long ago it was
luxury seekers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269602

Your company looks
     at your value as how much
money you bring in.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269603

I think we can all
     agree that this is the best
possible outcome.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269604

"I don't understand..."
     I began. "Hold your hand out
towards this piece of wood.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269605

I've heard of people
     using egg, but that might change
the flavor too much.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269606

Or they'll casually
     be like "why did you wear those
earrings with that shirt"....

Score: 0          

Haiku #269607

But that relies on
     the interesting thing being
there in the first place!

Score: 0          

Haiku #269608

In Java it is
     common to define getter
and setter methods.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269609

Turns out, he was NOT
     good enough, and people didn't
like him. fair enough.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269610

I've been a big fan
     for a while, and am in love
with the new album.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269611

You'll probably just grab
     Kenny Clark instead even
with Wentz on the board!

Score: 0          

Haiku #269612

Everyone also
     hated and condemned to death
by islam. Good Luck!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #269613

Armored windshield up
     front, driver and passenger
seat, etc.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269614

She has a scrunched up
     squinting face and a chin down,
eyes up, smirking face.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269615

I wouldn't compare
     Flint and Chicago given
the populations.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269616

I really think OP
     doesn't want others to see
the resume itself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269617

Yeah, I thought it would
     give it on the same format
as his profile did.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269618

They're not that great though.
     I would avoid them for pure
stats and usefulness.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269619

If they did no one
     would retire and stay retired.
Still want to going?

Score: 0          

Haiku #269620

One pro tip... Use some
     good eye drops very often
for six months or so.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269621

Bacon wrapped filet
     mignon, roasted potatoes,
and some vegetable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269622

It's beneficial.
     And safe as long as you work
up to it slowly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269623

Send this to him by
     recorded delivery
mail and by email.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269624

Thanks for the update!
     Die Harding. Tonya Harding
finally gets iced.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269625

No problem, enjoy!
     Wow. Also is it a two
wheel cart or four wheel?

Score: 0          

Haiku #269626

Some people think these
     are crude and they can be if
used improperly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269627

Losing your liquor
     licence is a death sentence
for most food places.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269628

[removed] Exactly.
     Is REALLY easy to be
precise with a mouse.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269629

What if some game you
     invested time into just
popped off the app store?

Score: 0          

Haiku #269630

It's funny how much
     overreaction there is
to **concept** art though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269631

*He moves down to her
     now bare breasts and flicks his tongue
over a nipple.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269632

Your answer makes you
     the troll but I figure you
already know that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269633

I'm just relaxing,
     keeping warm and enjoying
my last day of break.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269634

Aside from that, I've
     worked in Wrestling and music,
so I've seen some shit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269635

Eh, I stand by it,
     this shit contributes nothing
and isn't funny.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269636

Still, I can't help but
     think that the kids put stress on
the relationship.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269637

This is the issue.
     We don't need to 'pay' for them.
We need to build them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269638

We don't need to 'pay'
     for them. We need to build them.
Out of resources.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269639

Maybe he feels like
     crap or unattractive or
something, just a thought.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269777

It's my most played tank
     and I skipped the entire
sherman grind with it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269778

You might find, if you're
     like me, that you picked up more
than you thought. Good luck!

Score: 0          

Haiku #269779

this was being live
     stream and there were quite a few
player who caught it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269780

The phone (especially
     with the leather) is designed
not to be encased.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269781

And yes, I believe
     the only excuse for not
doing so is sloth.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269782

Your music, almost
     alone, has helped me through drugs,
girls, and suicide.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269783

Sort of like changing
     what I want to be This is
brilliant beyond words.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269784

I thought the point was
     making money, not tanking
the game... Idiots...

Score: 0          

Haiku #269785

Yeah I doubt listening
     to music would be the first
thing they'd want to do.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269786

You certainly can
     have a deductible free
plan if you want it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269787

There are still some poor
     quality moments, but much
rarer than before.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269788

I think it's a US
     only thing, but it isn't
terribly common.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269789

Why squad up if you
     don't want me to fly over
and shoot at the guy?

Score: 0          

Haiku #269790

No need to sort these
     charges in court and hand out
proper sentences.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269791

I also don't think
     I heard the word transgender
once while I was there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269792

Don't be scared to try,
     fail and learn Wise people learn
from others mistakes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269794

My insurance is
     employer subsidized like
most working people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269795

I remember when
     this came out on Tampa's news
site a few years back.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269796

I'm just telling you
     why it's isn't more highly
praised by everyone.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269797

Rinne is my favorite
     player but we gotta let
the hot hand stay hot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269798

But hey, no contacts
     or glasses to fuss about.
Very interesting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269799

America has
     been a immigrant country
yet quite dominant.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269800

I agree it's great.
     Definitely my favorite
corn whiskey as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269801

That's a completely
     different issue to what was
being discussed here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269802

And by use, I mean
     I have the controller plugged
into my PC.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269803

Spoken like a true
     person who has never been
unemployed or poor.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269804

What a surprise he's
     acting like a little child.
Oh wait, no it's not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269805

I didn't really mean
     that JUST the one penalty
is worthy for this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269806

If I miss more than
     that, that's on me, not the gun.
Quads are sore today.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269807

Start with mild teasing
     and humor and it shouldn't
be too difficult.

Score: 0          

Haiku #269808

He can see his load
     is not tracking straight but does
nothing about it.

Score: 0          


Top of Page

Page updated on Saturday Dec 17, 2022 08:00:27 PM PDT.

A Cyrus snafu.