Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #264795

Alternatively,
     when a family member whines
"Look at the baby!"

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Haiku #264796

I wonder if we'll
     get another survey soon
since most have been done?

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Haiku #264797

It doesn't matter
     how long it lasted or if
anyone finished.

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Haiku #264798

People ward in 2k?
     especially at that special
(former) location?

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Haiku #264799

That smug look on her
     face makes me wish she did try
and grab his weapon.

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Haiku #264800

There's an extra foot
     or so between the table
and the far walls Source?

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Haiku #264801

Wait, the stuff inside
     would probably have the same fate
as the ice itself.

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Haiku #264802

Could we have some more
     "good?" Sure, as could just about
every other team.

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Haiku #264803

She's a very strong
     character, but can't say much
more without spoilers.

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Haiku #264804

It's Kansas city's
     new performing arts center
and its amazing.

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Haiku #264805

At the very least,
     he must have given them his
blessing to exist.

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Haiku #264806

Fuck that shit I didn't
     know about the new ring, sounds
very interesting.

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Haiku #264807

The tax collected
     from smokers funds a lot more
than just their healthcare.

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Haiku #264808

Seriously, I'm
     not kidding when I say it's
super infectious!

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Haiku #264809

Good point, and you're right.
     Just know that you have nothing
to fear around me.

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Haiku #264810

Now you try to match
     the d string to the 5th
fret of the a string.

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Haiku #263184

The Pomodoro
     timer app I downloaded
is very basic.

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Haiku #264811

They are literally
     the only people able
to fix the problem.

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Haiku #264812

And if you lose more
     than 2lb per week that's going
to be muscle loss.

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Haiku #264813

They ordered a few
     drinks and started kissing each
others necks and shit.

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Haiku #264814

This child has a real
     wall around them and will not
be prepared at all.

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Haiku #264815

Don't turn it into
     some big dramatic scene, just
casually ask him.

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Haiku #264816

But whichever one
     you buy make sure your playing
on a controller.

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Haiku #264817

Great. Bro, there's no rule
     against minors in the sub,
or semi minors.

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Haiku #264818

Cameras can record
     in a loop and store no more
than a day or two.

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Haiku #264819

The ability
     to create custom quarters
on my ship, Sims style.

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Haiku #264820

All your menus are
     there, all your keyboard shortcuts
work, etc.

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Haiku #264821

Methodology
     or not, it's going to be
higher in the end.

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Haiku #264822

It is an actual
     problem, and if you can't see
that, then I'm sorry.

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Haiku #264823

You are not going
     to look on the internet
how to change a bed.

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Haiku #264824

You may want to try
     coming online to our chat
room to get live help.

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Haiku #264825

After that it's swipe
     or chip, no boop, not even
with a pin after.

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Haiku #264826

He only has one
     arm to work with, so it's been
really tough on him.

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Haiku #264827

I suppose to be
     fair, none of us are getting
out of this alive.

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Haiku #264828

No, that one. No no,
     THAT one. That's my favorite Wow.
Unbelievable.

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Haiku #264829

It's good though. I can
     finally feel the healing
process beginning.

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Haiku #264830

National popular
     vote, same day (Election Day
federal holiday).

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Haiku #264831

I heard he is all
     geared up to win his second
crucible title.

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Haiku #264832

All they have to know
     is that fucking square and x
executes a grab.

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Haiku #264833

Really nice to see
     someone else enjoy these games
as much as I did!

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Haiku #264834

He tries to fight back
     but the dragon claws away
the staff and his hand.

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Haiku #264835

If more girls wore them
     that would be great If that went
for six.. fuck And drugs.

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Haiku #264836

Fuck that stuff. Sorry,
     I have no idea what
you're talking about.

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Haiku #264837

And yet they die too,
     and there are few sights sadder
than a stricken tree.

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Haiku #264838

More seriously,
     adults have no idea
what they are doing.

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Haiku #264839

I mean, just because
     someone was racist before
doesn't make it cool.

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Haiku #264840

It feels too random
     and the player lacks control
over what happens.

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Haiku #264841

People who enjoy
     chewing on shoe leather need
help, not mockery.

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Haiku #264842

Regular maintenance
     is supposed to stop bridges
breaking, after all.

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Haiku #264843

There are few things more
     admirable than persisting
through clear obstacles.

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Haiku #264844

Pinto had a fan?
     And... a little different from
the rest of the world?

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Haiku #264845

Everyone thinking
     that Turkey supports ISIS
should do some research.

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Haiku #264846

If you only buy
     one, it all depends on what
you are looking for.

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Haiku #264847

If you see someone
     with more than you have, often
you want what they have.

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Haiku #265130

Just like how you don't
     get cancer from smoking one
or two cigarettes.

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Haiku #265131

Then be done with it.
     Call her once a month and don't
let her bully you.

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Haiku #265132

You are a shitty
     person man, and I think deep
inside you know that.

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Haiku #265133

Why the hell did our
     vertebrate eyes develop
by forming backwards!?

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Haiku #265134

Doesn't endear you
     to the surprised couple who
found you in their home.

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Haiku #265135

she then stops for some
     time but begins "asserting
dominance" again.

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Haiku #265136

On the Wisconsin
     side, the lake is a little
harder to access.

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Haiku #265137

Leaving Islam didn't
     cost me anything at all.
It was free of charge.

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Haiku #265138

My dad insisted
     that I have a profession
versus a career.

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Haiku #265139

If the friend was just
     sitting around the house all
the time, I'd agree.

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Haiku #265140

You hear commotion
     in the room that Lea is in,
but cannot enter.

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Haiku #265141

Unless he's logging
     in public land, which is, you
guessed it, illegal.

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Haiku #265142

feel free to PM.
     I will have to keep trying then!
Thank you for your tip!

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Haiku #265144

It's required for cars
     sold in the US and probably
other places too.

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Haiku #265145

Yeah Rinaldo start
     shit at the end of the game
you're a useless plug.

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Haiku #265146

"Keep the scene alive!"
     Source: In a band. Don't much care
about local scenes.

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Haiku #265147

I will try and do
     that when I reset again
and build up some stuff.

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Haiku #265148

In that case, APPROVED!
     =D So is the episode
airing tomorrow?

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Haiku #265149

Being attractive
     is the MOST IMPORTANT thing
for online dating!

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Haiku #265150

But you could always
     throw out a day if you just
don't trust the data.

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Haiku #265151

Oh gosh I hope not,
     but I feel it a little.
Games take SO much time.

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Haiku #265152

It was cool to see
     some progression and seeing
people learn wrestling.

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Haiku #265153

My friends and I didn't
     even realize it was him
until the credits.

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Haiku #265154

Such clever creatures.
     Oh wow. That sucks. My local
one still has a lot.

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Haiku #265155

Your male and female
     friends should be able to tell
you if this is you.

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Haiku #265156

You can't always fix
     the foundation of a house
by adding more house.

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Haiku #265157

[deleted] I feel
     like bass heads are a decent
crew for the most part.

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Haiku #265158

That's just how it was.
     Being gay was the worst thing
for a guy to be.

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Haiku #265159

Isn't it early
     to say whether it's a good
or bad matchup yet?

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Haiku #265160

That just annoyed me.
     It looks really good thank you!!
*Gasp* a console game?

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Haiku #265161

Clock. Run. HOLY. FUCK.
     Why going vintage? how much
did he spend for both?

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Haiku #265162

Your work might also
     provide windows keys if you
work an office job.

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Haiku #265163

I thought it would be
     interesting, taboo, and hot.
So I seduced him.

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Haiku #265164

Most likely the sphinx
     bred with a regular cat,
hence, the extra fur.

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Haiku #265166

We need all the help
     that we can get, as you saw
by that thread on 4chan.

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Haiku #265167

Oh my. I really
     think that it's not quite as bad
as you think it is.

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Haiku #265168

In meditation,
     divert your attention from
the mind and its words.

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Haiku #265169

THERE IS NO EASTER
     BUNNY! OVER THERE THAT'S JUST
A GUY IN A SUIT!

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Haiku #265170

I've only heard good
     things about both but I'd love
to hear what you think.

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Haiku #265171

I've only become
     'drunk' once, and it was enough
to stop me drinking.

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Haiku #265172

I've been repeating
     their names (sometimes to a tune
after a few drinks!).

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Haiku #265173

It is possible
     to see yourself as the thing
you are perceiving.

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Haiku #265174

Or maybe it's just
     what they chose for an art style,
can't say for certain.

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Haiku #265175

That's one of the things
     I love in this game: You can
always own more ships.

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Haiku #265177

[removed] [Mary is
     married, and it will be her
land when Charles's death.

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Haiku #265178

I think you're under
     the impression that I'm more
upset than I am.

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Haiku #265179

Totally untrue
     Good to know. I'll just let them
work their magic, then.

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Haiku #265180

For the final time,
     is God concerned with whether
we believe in him?

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Haiku #265181

The other three are
     firmly in the bottom half.
Is that what I said?

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Haiku #265182

Controlled Destruction
     does work with trap skills that are
spells like Lightning Trap.

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Haiku #265183

Bala sharks do not
     typically swim frantically
all the time like that.

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Haiku #265184

Smaller modes are all
     I can find games on so yes
I'm enjoying them.

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Haiku #265185

Several other guys
     in the class also became
pretty good welders.

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Haiku #265186

Ribbon for ME!!! :D
     I don't see how you don't think
this is a problem.

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Haiku #265187

In a social mood?
     Board games! Not totally free,
mind, but really cheap.

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Haiku #265188

All I'm really trying
     to say, is that these concepts
still apply to sex.

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Haiku #265189

He was a huge fan,
     but never learned to pronounce
their names correctly.

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Haiku #265190

Point out the human
     rights this violates and what
is the link to it?

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Haiku #265191

Seems like maybe there
     is more detail in his fur
that could be brought out.

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Haiku #265192

Not understanding
     the last year in Seattle
remark about Lynch.

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Haiku #265193

Not a similar
     amphetamine, but actual
medical grade meth.

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Haiku #265194

It was rough, and our
     guys just didn't look like they had
the heart they needed.

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Haiku #265195

She glanced back in time
     to see the actual ending,
and did an Oh God.

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Haiku #265196

If you have shitty
     grades and work ethics, you aren't
ready for college.

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Haiku #265197

Most of the parts they're
     assembled from are standard
commodity parts.

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Haiku #265198

Thanks for the input!
     Flow: "Yeah. I like to Run." Glad
we're on the same page.

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Haiku #265199

I think a lot might
     have to do with what your school
years consisted of.

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Haiku #265200

My life now is good,
     and I am happy about
what I have become.

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Haiku #265201

Just a couple more
     units and my army will
be fully painted.

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Haiku #265346

I doubt your parents
     will take them there, but you can
if they're willing to.

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Haiku #265347

And I always will.
     It's pathetic behavior
from the users here.

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Haiku #265348

If the trace succeeds,
     however, the runner can
only access Ash.

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Haiku #265349

Not yet. Keep eating.
     Hard to find food in the cold.
Noise. Where was that noise?!

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Haiku #265350

Run? Run?!? Not a threat.
     Keep eating. Smell smoke. Fire? Where?
Run? No. Not strong. Cold.

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Haiku #265351

Stay in warm. Eat more.
     Noise! Pain! On the right! Run left!
Still pain! Keep running!

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Haiku #265352

Noise! Pain! On the right!
     Run left! Still pain! Keep running!
Run from the pain! Run!

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Haiku #265353

On the right! Run left!
     Still pain! Keep running! Run from
the pain! Run! Tired.

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Haiku #265354

Running hurts. Tired.
     Cold. Tired. Lay down? Lay down
helps pain. Hurts to breathe.

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Haiku #265355

Cold. Tired. Lay down?
     Lay down helps pain. Hurts to breathe.
Pain. Tired. Pain. Cold.

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Haiku #265356

I'd say "being gay
     publicly" doesn't even
exist in Russia.

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Haiku #265357

Even on tv.
     I guess that all that they show
on tv is true.

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Haiku #265358

"Hello!" he cheerfully
     called in passing to a girl
in the parking lot.

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Haiku #265359

*He let out a soft
     sigh of relief as she spoke
and chuckled with her.

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Haiku #265360

i'm out of practice
     in league but i could always
get back into it.

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Haiku #265361

That guy is clearly
     leaning over casting spells
on that poor young girl.

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Haiku #265362

We lose Ruddock though.
     At this point it is unclear
who would replace him.

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Haiku #265363

From other people's
     point of view, he's attacking
consensus making.

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Haiku #265364

The human eye does
     not see in "pixels" it's far
more nuanced than that.

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Haiku #265365

Did not work that way.
     Did not work that way at all.
Fucking amazing.

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Haiku #265366

I guarantee there
     is a gay guy who is much
more "alpha" then you.

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Haiku #265367

They didn't help nor does
     liquid sky has anything
to do with software.

Score: 0          

Haiku #265368

Under the stars side
     in one pic under the stripes
side in the other.

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Haiku #265369

A windshield shields you
     from wind, so there can only
be one in the front.

Score: 0          

Haiku #265370

I mean, what could be
     called a "real" book, publishing
house and all the rest.

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Haiku #265371

I think the Rams moved
     to LA and Texans became
the Houston Gunners.

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Haiku #265372

It probably isn't
     easy to understand, but
I'll try to explain.

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Haiku #265373

Yours looks fine from here.
     Happy hunting! You have touched
on something for sure.

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Haiku #265374

As to what you are
     saying, I've agreed with you
in my above post?

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Haiku #265375

Oh, thanks. I'm just now
     noticing I put the wrong
year in the title.

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Haiku #265376

Presumably you
     would be able to kill some
other small game too.

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Haiku #265377

It will get better.
     You need to start worrying
about THIS NEW YEAR!!!

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Haiku #265378

Second that. I would
     love a link to a file that's
set up already.

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Haiku #265379

People who complain
     that she broke up the Beatles
have it wrong i feel.

Score: 0          

Haiku #265380

I'm not fat I just
     recognize irrational
hate when I see it.

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Haiku #265381

I think it's The Host,
     but it may be Godzilla
as others have said.

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Haiku #265382

and I certainly
     won't settle again I did
that in my marriage.

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Haiku #265383

Kids in a divorce
     are like spies that go from one
side to the other.

Score: 0          

Haiku #265384

The stress on the child
     is having to change from one
side to the other.

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Haiku #265385

You're right with using
     both, you put the amp sim first,
then the cab impulse.

Score: 0          

Haiku #265386

But what's done is done.
     Right? Bunch of holier then
thou folks on this thread.

Score: 0          

Haiku #265387

The Soul Food I think
     personally has an awful,
nasally drive sound.

Score: 0          

Haiku #265388

Nothing like a game
     against the Bruins to get
the Habs back in form!

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Haiku #265389

He mumbled something
     to me and i saw his hands
were covered in blood.

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Haiku #265390

I can't get drunk then
     climb on chairs and start singing
like some people do.

Score: 0          

Haiku #265391

Amazon lets you
     return items for pretty
much any reason.

Score: 0          

Haiku #265392

Just because her mum
     ate more and exercised less
doesn't mean she will.

Score: 0          

Haiku #265393

Have you tried saying
     "Boyfriend, when I'm ill I like
to be looked after"?

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Haiku #265394

Just seeing the F-15
     print brought back a lot of great
gaming memories.

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Haiku #265395

Happy New year though.
     Two weeks would affect a pay
cycle, forcing change.

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Haiku #265396

No it isn't, you
     just don't want to use the tools
at your disposal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #265397

Perhaps I should call
     around to at least find out
who will be open?

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Haiku #300112

If you fuck someone
     voluntarily, you were
attracted to them.

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Haiku #265398

Other than that, you
     should be golden, pony boy
Stop being obtuse.

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Haiku #265399

So it's a good car
     to have (I'm still not spending
money on it though.

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Haiku #265400

Ah. Still. Not the most
     pleasant It does indeed smell
like old medicine.

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Haiku #265401

Just letting you know,
     I'm working on a massive
update to the lists.

Score: 0          

Haiku #265402

OP Fuck Joe, he is
     somehow making Opie seem
more tolerable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #265403

The US was allies
     with Russia, but we don't care
for them any more.

Score: 0          

Haiku #265404

Basically, I can't
     wrap my head around *where* one
has this imagery.

Score: 0          

Haiku #265405

The basis for doubt
     is historical, not based
on their current statements.

Score: 0          

Haiku #265406

Karaoke is
     pretty much everybody
waiting for their turn.

Score: 0          

Haiku #265407

Wanna know what strict
     gun prohibition would look
like in chicago?

Score: 0          

Haiku #265408

I liked it. *"Oh, think
     twice about this life lad, life
on the rolling seas.

Score: 0          

Haiku #265409

Wheat until you see
     the rest of the silly puns
these guys come up with.

Score: 0          

Haiku #265410

You forgot the vi
     Britannia. I feel you
Your streets are littered.

Score: 0          

Haiku #265411

Also, chaff launchers
     are your friends when engaging
multiple targets.

Score: 0          

Haiku #265412

Comedy gold Here
     in Seattle, Amazon
delivers groceries.

Score: 0          

Haiku #265554

Cookie dough cake pop
     if you're into that sorts thing.
Gilbert is useless.

Score: 0          

Haiku #265555

That's around a 20amp
     draw at 200W, so these
batteries are fine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #265556

'If you don't agree
     with me, you must be evil
and must be silenced'.

Score: 0          

Haiku #265557

-**Apples to Apples**,
     Slightly Played, all components
in good condition.

Score: 0          

Haiku #265558

He's the cat lover.
     I could probably get behind
some bbq cat!

Score: 0          

Haiku #265559

Better to be safe
     and wait than use and be pissed
in my opinion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #265560

If he wrestled like
     Ambrose does now, I don't think
he would've had that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #265561

I believe a node
     is everything but mining,
full node is mining.

Score: 0          

Haiku #265562

I'm still a little
     curious how Green Arrow
would fare against him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #265563

The whole switching back
     and forth between memory
and reality.

Score: 0          


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