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If you're just walking
     everywhere it looks like you're
looking for trouble.

They're just going off
     when temperatures start to get
dangerously high.

The grinder itself
     is a hand held work of art,
and very pretty.

I bought a Super
     Nintendo and my brother
bought a PlayStation.

Chicken and Bacon,
     my life is so much better
with you in my mouth.

Which is one reason
     why I typically don't say
much on the dance floor.

Hi would be nice if
     you could add me [deleted]
Caveat Emptor.

Follow up question:
     Do the "winners" get paid more?
What was the story?

Logic, reasoned thought,
     and well planned steps are always
better solutions.

conclusion SA is
     going to be awesome can't
wait You were both there?

You cam always add
     more swipes or dollars, but you
don't get a refund.

So do I. It's sad
     but, when I'm with her I just
get frustrated. Ha!

There are not many
     good pizza delivery
places in London.

Period. There are
     people in this world truly
cursed with ugliness.

In a year or so,
     your conversation skills will
be way more refined.

Whats the point in trying
     to hold on to it if you
aren't competitive?

Spend a fair amount
     on maintenance and refreshing
the cooling system.

If you don't mind me
     asking, what branch were you with?
This was amazing!

I haven't actually
     played the Batman series yet,
but I've heard good things!

So you see your hand
     with your cloths (but at VERY
low resolution).

So sorry about
     my delay in replying.
I've been very sick.

They're football players?
     The professor will probably
be charged with something.

Wrong pronoun. When he's
     fit his added class will be
like a new signing.

If you're interested,
     I'm interested in a trade!
Are you in the US?

So sorry about
     my delay in replying.
I've been very sick.

[deleted] You cant
     function in life if you can
not communicate.

No Idea if
     im on the right track or not
but could it be this?

They all could, not sure
     how you can make that statement
with such certainty.

The problem was made
     worse by poor sanitation
and malnutrition.

which makes you wonder,
     are they going to release
one soon at all? eh.

I will use this damn
     picture until I reap ALL
the karma and die.

So sorry about
     my delay in replying.
I've been very sick.

I've set myself up
     in life to have multiple
well paying skill sets.

Ignore the others
     asking you to split push or
pick snowball carries.

where i played, we were
     disciplined more harshly than
regular students.

goodbye You can play
     single player which doesn't
rely on servers.

Nothing that you've said
     has convinced me to take you
seriously though.

Like i said, you're not
     really here for advice, you're
here for sympathy.

How you know he was
     partying all night, maybe
he had just a drink.

what are they? Edit:
     oh, and what software did you
use to capture screens?

There's no way to get
     to that position without
being very skilled.

I'm hoping she'll think
     i was just drunk and stupid.
wow, this guy nailed it.

LOL That said,
     I hope that you are ok
and that you are safe.

Where all their doing
     is "paying" poor Africans
to accept their sect.

Put some sticky bombs
     on the roof so you can get
blinking police lights!

Giving them a fresh
     slap on the face always seems
to work in movies.

Find people who are
     into the things you're into
and hang out with them.

I took my brand new
     Nissan to the dealership
for its first oil change.

Doesn't some armour
     on belts (mainly should pads) not
fill up all the way?

Have you ever read
     the mars trilogy by Kim
Stanley Robinson?

I just moved here from
     Utah and didn't think they were
that big of a school.

I need to know his
     height, weight, and reach so I can
analyze this fight.

Hey I have an egg
     with1985, and I was hoping you
could hatch it for me.

Its proving very
     difficult since there is no
English in the book.

The first adjusted
     long run was pretty brutal
but I struggled through.

Thanks for the feedback.
     What would you say is a good
length for videos?

Throw the book at him
     and I think he'll figure things
out pretty quickly.

Lol. Good one.
     You didn't get me though. My mom
wears socks on her hands.

Plus broken down bud
     will dry out quicker making
for a harsher smoke.

Let him know you see
     he is trying to subvert you
and that it won't work.

Why does there always
     have to be some really gay
stuff involved in this?

There's something about
     the cinematography
that I really like.

Not in all his time
     on Middle earth had he seen
such an illusion.

Somehow though, they touched
     upon the subject of one
Harry James Potter.

The one of the guy
     hearing about his brother-
yes, I believe so.

My boyfriend would get
     so much head forever if
he bought me that car.

definitely could
     make a huge difference, but what
are ya gonna do?

I think it's creepy
     because we're all attracted
to things that warp us.

Certainly it's not
     so expensive that it would
be impossible.

This is exactly
     the type of advice I was
looking for. Thank you!

Like, there's the iris
     and pupil thing with the lens
and such all formed up.

It really helps keep
     the mana semi equal
around the table.

If you lose you feel
     like your allies are too bad
for you to carry.

[deleted] BUT IT'S
     JUST SO DAMNED... LUXURIOUS.
OH GOD I WANT IT.

The way it works is
     clearly documented on
the game site itself.

Any tips you could
     give me to making a town
look as nice as yours?

In general the pride
     you take in your willpower
seems a bit absurd.

This photo has been
     nominated to be Times
photo of the year.

He basically lied
     about all the important
things in his profile.

It's not unusual
     to think ancient people would
do something like this.

They have it built up
     in their head for years that there
is no substitute.

This includes health care,
     maternity leave, study
funds, and stuff like that.

She's still really cute,
     but I don't think she likes me
as much anymore.

He doesn't care if
     I believe, or he doesn't
want me to believe.

Your biggest hurdle
     in Pakistan will be blend
in with the locals.

SHOE ON HEAD. I've had
     the exact opposite results.
Charlie Murphy! Thanks!

I like that ending
     Still around? People grow fast
in Internet years.

Hopefully my first
     real concert will be next year
or sometime after.

You've encouraged me
     to do a gift that I've been
on the fence about.

Someone has probably
     said this already, but please
try to keep the dog.

I told them to stop
     because I didn't want any
more shit at that school.

Cool but she forgot
     the ports on the hands that shoot
out laser jump rope.

The first time you ate
     fish, your parents probably told
you it was chicken.

He went out to switch
     the one ball and some how got
caught up in the rope.

This program will find
     images which are the same
but different sizes.

[deleted] Do you
     mean to give the recording
or the performance?

I knew some people
     had chest hair but damn this guy
has abdomen hair.

But I need height bro.
     The emphasis of this post
is on the comment.

And i didn't take too
     much time to correct it each
instance i typed it.

I think Constantly
     Losing Games is the perfect
name for them. wait what?

Hell, the plastic egg
     might melt from the liquids or
break while polishing.

Sorry, but I was
     homeless and lived in my car
for almost a year.

Your boyfriend has flaws
     that make your life and being
happy difficult.

He is neglecting
     your needs both sexually
and emotionally.

I really dislike
     that game Oh fuck all about
being a minor.

When I try to take
     pictures of my dog, he won't
even look at me.

Doesn't suck Awesome
     safari added How did
you get abs like that?

Dude, that's not okay.
     POWs went through hell. You're taking
satire too far.

Its only for weight
     reduction, blade strengthening,
and decoration.

My Santa hasn't
     shipped yet either but I can
still hope they come through!

Why are they all down?
     Is there a fix? Do you know
the hours they're open?

I'll give you the wall
     and the floor for the Ancient
Wall and Ancient Floor.

[deleted] The first
     step should be to get money
out of politics.

And we are supposed
     to kill homosexuals
as well, not love them.

You only have time
     to save either the girl or
the tray from the flames.

I don't see any
     on your page. Whats wrong with that?
Evil is evil.

I worked at that Toys
     R Us for a very short
period of time.

You'll go to jail where
     you can work, and we all know
that WORK SETS YOU FREE!

Well if it makes you
     feel any better then you
can send one my way.

[deleted] Chubby
     inner city white guys do.
I don't make the rules...

I don't make the rules...
     I just find ways around them!
Thanks for the info.

I actually didn't buy
     Black Flag because it doesn't
have steam achievements.

Still just cheese I see.
     I get a lot of email
that says otherwise.

It's just one of those
     things that you just sort of "know"
that's not actually true.

Anyway I was
     definitely chubby but
I didn't look like that.

Yeah I really like
     all those features especially
the intelligence.

Rodman is a lot
     smarter than many people
give him credit for.

It is just very
     frustrating to see people,
like you, state such things.

Greater incentive
     to stay near the doors and not
move into the car.

We appreciate
     anything to make us feel
less like pariahs.

I haven't played Axe
     in a real game in months now.
Nor do I like Axe.

You may be able
     to switch it up, or wean off.
I was the same way.

I should have added
     "in every sense of the word".
Getting the fats straight!

I don't know if you
     read the post, I'm trading them,
not giving them out.

Sending pm now.
     What special treatment are you
talking about though?

Oh, hello Glitch Mob.
     I don't have any questions,
but you're pretty neat!

I have faith in what
     I can touch, and what I can
put a bullet in.

*she sits her cup down,
     grabs a napkin and begins
to blot your shirt* This.

Remember? If you're
     really lucky you can get
very good items.

A good fitting bra
     does wonders for body pain
and self confidence.

This looks so very
     cozy, I hope you enjoy
your first place. News link?

The last bit might change,
     but the first two are very
true and will not change.

He would just narrate
     your sudden death and you would
drop straight to the ground.

I found out about
     your music from the dance group
fighting gravity.

It's a lot of fun.
     Probably not. Although you can
never rule it out.

Late to the thread here,
     but was perusing your sets
and had to comment.

Backdoor. This happens
     to be the only hockey
formation I know.

God forbid if you
     drive by a popular night
spot at the wrong time.

A guy disagrees
     with your political stance
and he's a douche bag?

As lame as it seems,
     seven years later I still
cherish every word.

What Lies Ahead is
     good for all corps, though, so you
should pick that up first.

Not really his fault.
     He would have to be lucky
as hell to get it.

Instructions unclear:
     am now dating his mom's arms
Happy Holidays!

Logged in just to say
     "this". No u Lol you
look better with hair.

I'd like another
     order of rhinoceros,
medium rare, please.

He was in Europe,
     I was in Shanghai (we're both
from California).

Seriously though,
     I still check to make sure June
is breathing at night.

[deleted] They blow
     your bottom staircases out,
and put ceilings up.

Meaty is a good
     word for the flavor, with some
pepper and leather.

So stoked it's unreal.
     And just had to tell someone!
Great write up. Thank you!

It provides rewards
     to the authors (again, no
idea how much).

I didn't wait at all
     :)..I already added you
though [deleted] Yep.

Also, I will tip
     high quality video
game comments! Thank you!

Because you know once
     you actually really need one,
you wont have any.

Or bucket. I was
     going to mention this, but
you beat me to it.

Still, I guess it's just
     down to one's own smash history
and experience.

But all I did was
     ask a question, never meant
any disrespect.

The fact that are more
     original games and less
ports speak otherwise.

And in full fairness,
     that would be *really, really
hard*. We're nowhere close.

Thank you very much.
     I hope your recovery is
going really well.

The miniseries
     was great, and *Children of Dune*
had an awesome score.

Were you the Mom or
     the lady married to Dale
on King Of The Hill?

Mississippi is
     pretty much the state we keep
around to laugh at.

Put it in your mind
     that you are that handsome face
looking back at you.

I never knew his
     theme from Colosseum was
just as amazing!

Why can't these players
     just get diagnosed with ADD
and get exempted?

"Few". It'd be like
     everyone in the wasteland.
Kudos to you man.

I don't really feel
     there are a lot of friendly
players in this game.

My dog barks at me
     in the middle of the night
when it is thirsty.

I remember when
     she was just the pudgy girl
from the Hunger Games.

Hope you are able
     to have some supportive friends.
My thoughts are with you.

It's like the party's
     over and he's switching back
to reality.

The fucking Irish
     don't even bother going
to church any more.

Which is precisely
     why it won't get anywhere.
"I use to like you."

I always loved it,
     it is similar to old
windows interface.

Bit of a long day,
     *stifles a yawn* bit tired.
I missed you too though.

You need to know why
     you believe what you believe
in your own words. Cat.

It's not like we could
     milk you for good ideas,
that's for sure for sure.

So Death Metal is
     waters I tread carefully
and occasionally.

[deleted] Pretty
     much my entire list is
rogue likes and 4X games.

Could you elaborate
     on why you have made the tech
choices you have made?

Poorly thought out joke
     IMO. [deleted] Thank god
you got verified.

This one wouldn't be
     impossible, just pointless.
Hey, no problem man.

Headed to 2up first,
     but I was thinking about
swinging by later!

In the beginning,
     you only need to focus
on a couple things.

Also cool to do
     in a completely dark room
with a small candle.

Or you can just press
     Z. its not a disorder
if we all have it.

That being said, you
     don't want to be too creepy
about it either.

This "Oh, you're surprised?
     How dumb." thing is, itself, dumb.
People aren't surprised.

The next big Steam sale
     is the spring sale, but that's more
like the Autumn one.

Tony is the one
     guy who can snatch defeat from
the Jaws of victory.