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I don't think this is
     the best layout though, could you
help me? What a twist!!!

I know very few
     guys who have lots of girl friends
who keep dating them.

I know the danger
     one shows up in [Mercer Frey's
House when you break in.

He had a really
     rich family and was screaming
that he'd get me back.

You're not a very
     good goon. World at War Zombies....
as dumb as that sounds.

Gave me ideas
     to pimp my headset even
though it's not broken?

Yea, i tripped over
     that head first into the stone.
Out cold. True story.

Belgian strong beer is
     probably the easiest thing
to get wasted off.

Ok, may I ask
     why you put Portland City
Grill? Is it the view?

That much more free cash
     at the end of the month would
make life far better.

You have no clue how
     painful that is for a pup.
Get that shit off NOW!

[deleted] Jewish
     music is so bad, I won't
even link it here.

Look at Africa.
     Just look. The Enlightenment
never happened there.

I work with software
     developers and they miss
deadlines all the time.

Be glad you're somewhere
     where that stuff doesn't impact
you every day. Thanks!

The two commandments
     Jesus gives is to love God
and love your neighbors.

Also, I see no
     problem with the way you pose
for pictures. You're cute.

But if your blade locks,
     it's illegal to carry
regardless of size.

They don't really go
     out of their way to bother
people about it.

Alright, but I'll be
     here for a while longer if
you want to come back.

Imagine how you'd
     feel if that happened shortly
after you dump him.

The political,
     economic, and moral
conscience of the world.

It's less pretty than
     something you'd compose, but it's
practical and quick.

Same with a Bigsby?
     Every company messes
up from time to time.

I've kept coke that long,
     but never dared to drink it.
You are a brave soul.

If it weren't for those
     issues I don't think we would
even know his name.

If you can't afford
     weed you shouldn't be spending
tax money on it.

I mean if we can't
     believe in Ian what else
can we believe in?

I can't really go
     into details and I should
have kept my mouth shut.

I have put one on
     all my hunting and plinking
rifles, and love it.

Ready as in "done
     having sex" or "done steaming"
I am not certain.

I'm sorry if you
     don't feel accepted, but you
just don't belong here.

So each basket has
     the owner's name and number
stenciled on the top.

it wasn't just down,
     they were gonna due maintenance
then too most likely.

had much more interest
     in keeping those alive more
than anything else.

One of the reasons
     I love Mass effect so much.
You just changed my life!

I personally don't
     like it, I wish the newer
stories made more sense.

Without copyrights,
     say goodbye to Mass Effect,
and Modern Warfare.

They don't always say
     God is unknowable, but
just that they don't know.

I get to define
     what those labels mean to me,
because I use them.

Like a supercharged
     Vicks inhaler, my nose has
never been so clear.

We'll die out after
     one generation, but damn
if it won't be fun.

It goal of combine
     or multiply the number
to equal question.

Ted's Grill (as in Ted
     Turner) has some amazing
buffalo burgers.

"If you do not want
     to be bound by US flag code,
do not burn US flags."?

This should be a thing.
     Actually not satanist, but
that's the idea.

Nice picture I don't
     work for UPS, so I can't say
how true it is... BUT...

If they make you pay
     for tickets you don't sell, then
just stop playing there.

Did Allende fuck
     the system and starve people
for his vision? Yes.

Changed my mind after
     I graduated college
and started working.

If so, you agree
     that infringement is sometimes
bad and sometimes not.

This money will be
     repaid, with interest, in some
set amount of time.

Should be named "Prevent
     Global Online Fascism
Act" to gain traction.

Preferably when I'm
     already old a feeble,
but I'm not picky.

They're saving that much
     in addition to what they'd
make by running it.

points for artistry
     Well, that covers that. There is
another problem.

As someone else said
     Games 'n Go; flip a' game is
also an option.

But play the champs *you*
     want to play, and if your friends
don't like it, too bad.

But you never know
     if the Giants are really
going to show up.

I'm sorry, you can't
     make wild accusations like
that without a source.

Any one who hits
     someone can be brought up on
charges of assault.

Although I have some
     people telling me that you
hate transsexuals.

It seemed he left S2
     on fairly amiable
terms from what I've read.

And that's the third wheel
     account on the matter ALL
IF THIS IS A LIE.

I think the dragon
     aspects taking mortal forms
is more relevant.

Forgot to mention
     There is no car. It would make
the challenge harder....

I suppose I could
     consider further posting...
:P. Any requests?

(Slide catch is what's used
     to disassemble the gun)
"Shit, yes, I'm fer it.

Since one of their vests
     is clearly marked "sheriff" I'm
going to guess cop.

When I was growing
     up it was always about
finishing the plate.

sleep is for the weak
     It's not like a lot of those
are unreasonable.

Cherry picking is
     saying I'll follow this but
I won't follow this.

Geoffrey Rush doing
     his Vincent Price impression
is hilarious.

Nope. until it hurts
     really bad, then a little
more for good measure.

Try putting scented
     dryer sheets in your shoes when
you're not wearing them.

That's why. did she fist
     bump you with her normal hand
or the Vader one?

Hello, hot woman
     right in front of you, do me
instead of Dark Souls.

[deleted] Ashton
     Kutcher broke my friend's skateboard
when we were little.

No dear god. You do
     not get the economy
dependent on it.

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
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     Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
Nope. Nope. Nope. Fuck that.

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
     Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Fuck that.
i've seen that around.

Keep a legal knife
     with you safe and out of harms
way and you'll be fine.

Above all I want
     to commend you for what you're
doing for Corey.

She made you high, but
     the withdrawal symptoms are
fucking terrible.

He totally ripped
     off Cat Stevens, but today's
kids will never know.

I myself am stuck
     in Gold league and need to get
some things in order.

Because we Jews are
     known for our insatiable
desire to rape.

Also expensive
     but more in the direction
that you want to go.

Yes, where protest is
     allowed there tends to be much
lower violence.

I didn't stop it from
     happening, but I chased and caught
the guy who did it.

Would amputation
     then be a valid treatment?
I'm really not sure.

You just can't change it.
     Things would be easier if
we could, but we can't.

Can't you basically
     tape it and say you're making
amateur porn? This.

I can't focus on
     Baxter... is that a giant
pineapple fountain??

The look on this poor
     ladies face was something like
'somebody help me'.

I actually prefer
     the sound of my recorded
voice most of the time.

in that case, I think
     the one can be blunt without
being rude per se.

First of all, what is
     your argument that the first
mover is timeless?

To be completely
     honest, I have no answer
even for myself.

I DID say it was
     pretty and lovely and what
my dreams are made of.

Oh! Oh!" Snip! Snap! Snip!
     They go so fast, That both his
thumbs are off at last.

Usually soccer.
     I don't follow any one
sport all that closely.

He could have double
     crossed a partner, murdered him
and kept the goods. No.

you don't have to kill
     yourself, the other players
will do it for you.

Some of them would be
     able to pass the cost on
to their tenants though.

I didn't use the gum
     or the patch or anything
like that, just candy.

So this is a thing?
     Well done, good sir. This does not
answer my question.

i never really
     use it on him but its not
bad by any means.

this is retarded.
     any decent hippie knows
whats up with the fed.

[deleted] I just
     arrived yesterday and that's
all I could think of.

op mentioned "kinda
     seeing someone" not long term
relationship girls.

He is in school but
     and trying to get his strength back
up so he can play.

Use a wok, or large
     pan if you don't have one (get
one) and heat the oil.

Add veggies and stir
     fry until they soften while
retaining some crunch.

I guess. No more than
     someone logging in a few
hours ahead of you.

How? Ask to borrow
     the wife for a moment on
their way out the door?

Quick is a status
     effect of sorts that gives you
the next active turn.

We've exchanged emails
     before, thanks for the tips you
gave me in the past.

I love spicy food
     as well. Thai is amazing.
Are you from Europe?

Whenever the rat
     showed up in the maze, people
in the class would cheer.

Relationships are
     not black and white, and humans
are complex creatures.

Basics of science.
     No, you need to be able
to replicate that.

I went through the same
     thing a few years ago, talk
to her about it.

I'm so glad I live
     in a city with many
better options now.

But pressing Enter
     fixes in until you join
another server.

I could find a song
     in every genre ever
made, that you would HATE.

If like me, you zone
     out after too much boredom,
you'll miss some plot points.

There are rich people
     who simply use their money
to make more money.

And again, until
     the point where I'm practically
tearing my skin off.

Only white people
     would choose this moment to use
as a photo op.

Just not on this name.
     Also as well as doing
the live streaming games.

It's always stressful
     but on the good days I feel
like king of the world.

Maybe it was just
     pissed because it tripped over
the baby gate. Yup.

Lol... Went right
     over my head, my bad Yeah,
as hot as this is.

Oi!! (This happened trying
     to get from Langley, to Fort
Langley recently).

I was wondering
     the same thing Dude it's right there
on the screen, look dude.

It took a really
     long time (I think we had one
more girl helping us).

[deleted] Oddly
     enough, I've been quite over
the weather today.

I have been strictly
     into men my whole life up
until this past year.

Just was wondering
     if there was something better.
Thanks for the response.

also i dunno
     if they r speaking sanskrit
or just gibberish.

Oklahoma has
     some of the strictest laws on
booze in the country.

It is excellent
     that you let inspiration
strike and go with it.

Proof that even rain
     is not such a big concern
in California.

always on the look
     out for enemy minis,
preferably cheap ones.

Every time I drank
     or used I was waking up
in the hospital.

They will blow it up
     with what will turn out to be
too much explosives.

If I were starting
     from scratch now, I just wouldn't
have the time to play.

THIS IS WHAT I'VE TRAINED
     FOR! Less efficiency means
less for everyone.

No sarcasm there,
     I'm just that stubborn. thank you.
these comments move me.

There are nuances
     to everything I've said, but
these are the basics.

I like the movie,
     but can fully understand
if someone doesn't.

Have you ever thought
     that maybe there are bigger
factors at play here?

I pretty much had
     the same response to the male
inquisitors voice.

Uh didn't you notice
     how many kids each person
had in the bible.

I mean, what better
     canvas is there to express
yourself than your face?

On my phone, but I'll
     cite later Its not cancer.
They're called "freedom lumps"!

Roll the dough into
     balls a little smaller than
the palm of your hand.

So some people will
     be misinformed, whatever.
It will be their loss.

REAL men don't. Awesome!
     This is just the kind of thing
I was hoping for.

But nice try! Also,
     he could have shoved it in there
after he landed.

Sometimes you can find
     pretty cool places and it's
relatively cheap.

There's no reason not
     to have multiple browsers
on one computer.

Just got home. My boss
     told me to dick around while
he had a meeting.

That "we". If it weren't
     true, we wouldn't be voting
for these idiots.

The more spiders you
     kill, she will open her chest
and take full(?) damage.

As much as you'd like
     to, you aren't allowed to shoot
anyone with it.

Both come from the same
     place, and both seem equally
worthy of pity.

Life will get better!
     There's the Salvation Army,
Goodwill Industries.

There's not a *legal*
     difference, you're right, but that's not
what I'm arguing.

God is so patient.
     Your rejection of Him makes
my heart hurt for you.

This alone will give
     you a heart of repentance
and GOOD WILL towards man.

My brain keeps saying,
     "Don't do it. Don't you fucking
click that link!" I clicked.

Let me tell you how
     much I've come to hate you since
i began to live.

Awesome class. You watch
     pretty cool movies and take
short quizzes on them.

Jamaican Pizza?
     Circle Jerk! (in a Mr.
Burns voice) Excellent.

Once Obama starts
     campaigning, his approval
rating will go up.

Now when I get home,
     he flips on his back and waits
for a belly rub.

Individual
     judges can be corrupt or
stupid or inept.

Its not a red flag,
     but maybe a yellow flag
to keep your eye on.

I was with you all
     the way up until you get
high to ride your bike.

It's a "grey, double
     collared pea coat". Exactly!
They look really great.

If there a close game
     next week, all the voters will
say that's the best. This.

Yeah, I voted down!
     Sorry, I just want to get
my link popular...

Sorry, I just want
     to get my link popular...
I am so sorry!

That fan video
     is glorious Cigars, drinks,
and a casino.

A bug report filed
     against the image parsing
module of our brain.

It is just insane
     how influential Star Trek
was in retrospect.

Only making poor
     people have to work that much
harder to get help.

I am not a fake
     account set up to fool you
into believing!

I would have sweated
     out the onion in butter
until translucent.

That was convenient"
     Five is brilliant. I can't help
but like their decor.

Some people simply
     have unusual responses
to certain treatments.

I think when they make
     sausage it looks something like
the picture below.

But I won't. I found
     this article when I was
looking for the book.