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But I do believe
     there can be a compromise
that makes me happy.

Wave and smile. It will
     make them feel so much more guilt
about their actions.

If you get angry
     then they will justify their
own angry actions.

I had an English
     bulldog growing up, and now
i want one again.

She was very much
     into the hummingbirds on
the Yellowstone show.

highly disturbing.
     if i had my way "comics"
like this would get banned.

**For later:** focus
     on all of the good times you
two had together.

what about when you
     put your hand to near your mouth
while in 'thinking face'?

Please tell me I'm not
     the only person who thought
this was a sports team.

still, I've been dying
     to replay this game! Love it!
you sound surprised, why?

Some people have just
     never seen the outside world
and know nothing else.

Lol, really?
     It can take up to a year
to get a hearing.

if that doesn't net
     the guy a huge payout, his
lawyer is for shit.

That things is going
     to get real hot if you don't
clear up those cables.

I usually come
     back the next day and it works
again lol.

Some of the comments
     here are just too darn stupid
to be from humans.

i would love to show
     some support if i'm ever
in the area.

Thanks, going to call
     up and cancel and tell them
exactly why too.

[deleted] Gonna
     need some serious liquid
cooling up in here.

Fucking expensive
     to fly. Not true. People yes.
All Americans?

or at least they used
     to, maybe I'm out of date
with current fluff changes.

This has the direct
     effect of highlighting when
I'm NOT as happy.

But go out sometime.
     Do at least one that pushes
your social limits.

How much of Thomas
     Jefferson's property was
justly acquired?

I like how even
     after you've been proven wrong
you stick to your guns.

I used to ski when
     i was younger but it's too
costly for me now.

Not *everyone* who
     disagrees with your taste is
making fun of you.

:D [deleted] Read
     Never Let Me Go in one
day, such a great book.

Add "Blood Transfusions"
     to History, and "Spider Veins"
under Inspection.

I've never ordered
     and would like to know what their
turnaround time is.

I'm working on it.
     Beard with me. so which teams do
I have options at?

**CRUSH YOUR SKULL**" Sorry,
     not fan of the pits after
seeing one go off.

Make those abs stronger
     and leaner while you work on
burning off the fat.

I also always
     skip boxed games because I hate
dealing with the box.

I feel there's a small
     but loyal dedicated
followers of kinks.

[deleted] I think
     the cutoff is six months, but
don't hold me to that.

I didn't have to put
     how long I've been a fan but
I did anyways.

Or something. [You catch
     more flies with honey than you
do with vinegar.

I went to pet her
     and she flinched, she was very
fearful of my hand.

It's a whole different
     paradigm than religion.
Kinky Easily?

Haters gonna hate.
     Accept it, there are worse things
on the internet.

You seem to know that.
     There is an "am I ugly"
to post in, you know?

Very few problems
     are solved by simply throwing
more hardware at it.

We're talking about
     pepperoni volume here.
I want it misspelled.

The down arrow is
     for comments that add nothing
to the discussion.

The down arrow is
     for comments that add nothing
to the discussion.

Trolling is when you
     take power over something
and make it do stuff.

no wonder your friends
     leave you and talk shit behind
your back No I'm not.

Yep, you're good. edit:
     fuck that guy for putting you
on the spot like that.

However, corporate
     America is very
fast paced and busy.

Maybe Dexter was
     wrong and this is where the gulf
stream drops his bags off.

Ron Paul's support base
     is tiny but very loud
and very vocal.

I have never lived
     anywhere where there is free
garbage collection.

Looks like rust to me.
     I think you can pull off short
hair, but not that style.

I just looked them up,
     and the experiments seem
to be designed well.

Just let people build
     houses they can afford, on
land they can afford.

this Maybe because
     your site is a bunch of ads
with a few comics.

If you're one of these
     people, I strongly urge you
to man the fuck up.

[deleted] You don't
     like freedom, America,
or Democracy?????

Most strangers are nice
     to children, and would never
dream of hurting them.

I searched for hours on
     the internet and just could
not find an answer.

Head size shouldn't make
     any difference and they should
all be the same thread.

Okay then, how would
     you prefer it be done then
in your opinion?

Wait for her to come
     home, then take a dump on her
porch while she's watching.

SMASH IT WITH A ROCK
     If God brought them to it, God
will bring them through it.

You know just enough
     to lead someone astray, but
really don't know shit.

the closest I came
     was a chaperone asking
if she could have one.

I am heartened by
     the fact that God loves them more
than I ever could.

"YOU FIGURE IT OUT!"
     That's pretty much how I feel
the dialogue goes.

Tax people based on
     their weight like a carbon tax,
not the actual food.

No one gives a fuck.
     Any idea how long
he's gonna be out?

Unless you'd also
     like to argue that apple
seeds are apple trees.

The dealer was his
     pot guy, hell the three of us
have smoked together.

What you've described is
     RELIGIOUS loyalty, not
NATIONAL loyalty.

You actually can't read
     the comic with that thing on
the page. I agree.

How did you put it?
     We were voted down to hide
the comments from sight.

Start treating your kids
     like human beings and they'll
start acting like it.

mine was when cooper
     drove into Twin Peaks and was
admiring the trees.

same as no new jobs
     in the US. Coincidence?
DEFINITELY. Ah.

Just keep doing what
     you are doing, he's the one
who needs a parent...

If you make it up
     to St Andrews then Nahm Jim
isn't to be missed.

Not that they're as good
     as local, but I've found them
to be not too bad.

No, I think this is
     exactly the thing I can't
wrap my head around.

Staying away will
     require lots and lots of help.
Take care of yourself.

I've been interested
     in attending services
and checking it out.

[deleted] I'm up
     for a session if we can
get a time and place.

more importantly:
     the nuke going down behind
the stalkers. They can't.

but it really comes
     off as shaming of others
to gloat about it.

i'm actually too young
     to remember bob dole How
is Guerilla Bob?

Probably the best thing
     to do would be to avoid
this relationship.

Yea, I completely
     missed the arch and was drooling
over this poster.

Yes. It will help you
     in more ways than you will be
able to notice.

No one should suggest
     that Agile is a silver
bullet for process.

That's why the masked man
     kept trying to offer her gold
and other goodies.

It's hip and witty
     to make a new name with "not"
at the beginning!

However, they aren't
     that big of a deal until
the higher levels.

I wish people knew
     more about this so they didn't
suffer in silence.

How about the dog
     that takes bullet for you or
fights the bear to death?

Do they try to eat
     the crust or just the toppings?
What kind of oatmeal?

In the glory hole?
     So op how much money did
you give to that store?

Particularly
     if you know who is actually
doing the hiring.

There will be better
     advice for you from someone
else but I say this.

Adding to a long
     list of turning a blind eye
to Wall Street abuse.

Where was he during
     Robert's Rebellion? He might
know more than he says.

What you should have done
     was ask for a citation
if you doubt his claim.

His original
     suggestion may or may not
have been serious.

Whether you do them
     daily or once a week makes
no difference to me.

which is, by the way,
     the only way I can hear
this song now. Ruined.

Who can possibly
     rule if no one who wants to,
can be allowed to?

Beer snobs do not just
     drink one brand. Definitely.
I do the same thing.

But again, we need
     everything in place before
we pitch anything.

I want to be saved.
     I don't want to be tortured
for eternity.

You have much to learn
     before building a road bike
from the frame up. Yup!

You may put up big
     yardage against us, but we'll
do the same to you.

Unfortunately,
     that character disappeared
while moving. Too bad.

I pedaled like hell
     and blew up a bit too far
from the finish line.

Cooler master r4
     for fans that provide decent
airflow on the cheap.

Uh, perfect? Can't find
     anything to criticize.
I am not worthy.

You should try it, not
     to become a stoner, just
to know whats out there.

If you're not local,
     what's wrong with a regular
hotel anyways?

If you do not build
     attraction, you're not going
to get anywhere.

He is trying to be
     funny, but he does in fact
normally write that way.

And I completely
     agree with their number one.
What link? That's the worst?

Obviously god
     knocked her off her bike because
she's an atheist.

Nope. You're beautiful.
     Few girls can really pull off
short hair like you can.

Now you take this home,
     throw it in a pot, add some
broth, a potato.

I've read a prologue
     where even Huxley himself
regrets the ending.

He even merges
     between lanes like most other
Seattle drivers.

The honest truth is
     the only thing that shows us
who are true friends are.

If you are handling
     for your team, you want the disc,
and you want it bad.

If they're innately
     smart or talented, that's just
icing on the cake.

An 80's rock guitar
     solo blares in the background
and the credits roll.

On the other hand
     if windows messed up, people
would blame windows more.

It was a kiss cam,
     and those guys fucking owned it.
[deleted] I wish.

This is the only
     comment that actually explains
what happens. Thank you.

If you are older
     than my mother, I am not
interested in you.

If the car tab didn't
     pass, they would have cut hours all
over the county.

Regardless of her
     talents, or lack thereof, there
was love between them.

Making a desktop
     app that does something useful
for you in some way.

He was thrown out first
     for not paying for parking
his motorcycle.

I would say I am
     not racist, but that Hitler
dude was pretty bad.

I think it's my moms
     retirement strategy,
that and she's nosy.

Did you suddenly
     just assume that the only
thing men want is sex?

I'm not a nice guy.
     I used to be. Then I got
bitter and angry.

I've heard that people
     have been trying to return them
because they are slow.

Sane is sitting down
     to talks and actually coming
to a compromise.

Does the panties match
     the bra? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???
You have made my day!

How did Kelly go
     down in flames? Love You, Mean It.
Who killed Vince Foster?

PROBLEM SOLVED NEXT Bill
     Nye should've played Reed Richards
in Fantastic Four.

I have a feeling
     you are a console gamer.
Challenge accepted.

Where I work, we are
     allowed to bring our laptops
into work to use.

Or to paraphrase:
     "Sikhs are tough motherfuckers."
I'm going Sunday.

In the future I'll
     be more careful in pointing
that out right away.

The apartment search
     tool is Housing Share and is
pretty terrible.

I'll just assume you'll
     handle it better when you're
the one who gets ditched.

Can someone offer
     simplified instructions on
how to do that? Thanks.

Don't answer the door
     and just chill in another
room for a few hours.

Please turn in your keys
     at the desk on your way out.
Thanks for playing, tho!

Until then, we can
     only make guesses based on
trailers and reviews.

[deleted] This is
     unreasonable, and harmful
to your health. So stop.

I've been interested
     in attending services
and checking it out.

Cats. Cats are ok.
     Everyone cares about cats.
Post all cat pictures.

What's so infamous
     about the Liberia
Documentary?

You're hilarious.
     Too funny. You have my axe.
I have to agree.

They were good scientists,
     but always had to work god
into it somehow.

You said it yourself,
     it's not necessarily
logical or fair.

I'm planning that same
     talk with my parents right now.
Tricky, but needed.

Kinda paranoid
     about that happening again.
Can you play by ear?

Was it the forums
     that kept people interested
in these games? Hell no.

you are correct on
     the technology, but not
correct on the time.

But I'm not sure if
     in the source material
she had those leaves on.

Who do you think God
     will hold accountable on
that day for his life?

Two cars, kids we can't
     afford as our government
won't help with healthcare.

Definitely worth
     doing so you maximize
your time together.

That Samurai had
     sweet armor in the spaceship,
so I murdered him.

There have been some great
     developments in recent
years that might help you.

I'm happy for her
     that she has you to help her
get through it. Good luck.

I ordered a large
     coffee, and the chick said 'Oh,
you mean a venti?'.

I carry a gun
     with me every day, and keep
one on my nightstand.

Now I don't know if
     I'm more or less confused now
that I know it is.

Cant deny that one.
     *cue forever alone pic*
No trades in your league?

Church was such torture
     for me, that I decided
to turn the tables.

That is honestly
     the most horrifying thing
I have seen all day.

When you're fermenting,
     just switch to bottle stock or
use a jockey box.

Now do you see how
     untrustworthy and evil
our government is?

My natural color
     is a dark brown, but I've been
told to keep it blonde.

But flowering was
     in front of an AC vent.
So no Res problems.

In many studies,
     it actually seems to make you
*more* susceptible.

People go to games
     to have a fun night out, not
to support the team.

But seriously,
     state that it's your opinion,
not an absolute.

I think we can chalk
     this one up as you being
unable to read.

So although I can't
     say how I'll feel in a week,
right now **I BELIEVE!!!

Seriously, why
     in gods name does everything
have to be remade?

It is great to see
     that power brought to the IDE.
Thanks for the hard work.

Maybe in passing,
     but never to the point where
you retain that skill.

I'm neither wasting
     my time, nor trying to convince
*you* of anything.

Maybe "The demon
     haunted world" by Carl Sagan?
what am I stopping?

It took me several
     nights to clear the dirt and stone
for a 7x12 shelter.

Yes He never made
     any claims about the poll
being meaningful.

If you have a roof,
     food and someone who loves you,
that IS the cool part.

Should people use it,
     or is it a waste of their
time and energy?