Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #265749

At the moment, I'm
     most excited for budget
cell calculations.

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Haiku #265866

It's impossible
     without an incredibly
powerful magnet.

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Haiku #265963

Osbourne was pretty
     popular in Australia
previous to that.

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Haiku #266033

The latency you
     should be worrying about
is on the vocal.

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Haiku #266192

Homophobia,
     Sharia, lack of female
rights etc.

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Haiku #266312

Maryland is still
     overrated, and I hope
you lose to Rutgers.

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Haiku #266511

Pretty unusual
     for a hockey rink to show
up in Canada.

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Haiku #266735

[deleted] no no
     no you mean Carolina
BBQ trumps all.

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Haiku #267917

If he's running on
     my property, he's running
on my property.

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Haiku #267503

Such a shame, he was
     coming into a decent
run of form as well.

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Haiku #268608

Had to abandon
     the quest after which I got
the second error.

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Haiku #268194

If you can help me
     let me know, instead of trying
to defend a dev.

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Haiku #268273

My dad inspired
     my love for electronic
music to this day.

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Haiku #268410

OP is clearly some
     kind of serial killer.
I like the Marvel.

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Haiku #268889

I think it's awesome
     that you care about women
and feminism.

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Haiku #310522

Space may also be.
     A physical hologram
contains an image.

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Haiku #268752

Why was Teresa
     living with another guy
and not her family?

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Haiku #304239

to send a PM
     to also be reminded
and to reduce spam.

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Haiku #268976

But neither of those
     people are reliable
sources of the truth.

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Haiku #269848

Cricket and baseball
     are sedate, but at least they're
honestly sedate.

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Haiku #269584

I can think of one:
     Ravi Patel. He was great
in Master of None.

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Haiku #270277

I'm not exactly
     going to keep looking when
I find it am I?

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Haiku #270704

Oscar Jiminez
     at McPhillips Toyota
is our go to guy.

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Haiku #271317

Holy CRUD what did
     I DO? Who said anything
about easier?

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Haiku #271815

Depends on the course.
     Though I generally don't like
doing past exams.

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Haiku #271561

For me I simply
     admired his honesty
and humility.

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Haiku #272232

Pack animals use
     tactics and numbers to take
down larger targets.

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Haiku #272236

I've used tor for porn
     for privacy and ended
up seeing bad sites.

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Haiku #272944

B) I hope it does
     develop and we do see
Becky get revenge.

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Haiku #273436

Why does it matter
     how it was historically
to how it is now?

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Haiku #273364

Nobody will be
     under any illusions
to the contrary.

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Haiku #273419

This is nothing new
     but it's also getting worse.
This is great advice.

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Haiku #274116

The headache of trying
     to run a dedicated
server was insane.

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Haiku #274331

Heading back to N.
     Capital and Michigan
as soon as I can.

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Haiku #274693

Lol I know
     this is blasphemy but Dr
Who is terrible.

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Haiku #274684

We don't celebrate
     Valentines or Christmas or
really anything.

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Haiku #310842

to send a PM
     to also be reminded
and to reduce spam.

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Haiku #276150

Only thing I can
     think of would be that Test E
makes you hold water?

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Haiku #276707

Laziness from not
     researching other coolers
that came out since then.

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Haiku #277358

I would get angry.
     I had no motivation
to do anything.

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Haiku #277474

I'm going to go
     rescue one from my local
animal shelter".

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Haiku #277124

If this is a bit,
     he's Andy Kaufman level
committed to it.

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Haiku #277762

Why can't I control
     the demon like everyone
else etc.

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Haiku #277408

If it existed,
     it would've been cut early
in development.

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Haiku #278098

And that's also why
     I always prefer to read
over watch TV.

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Haiku #277748

Lol what are
     the apologists going
to say about this?

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Haiku #278466

You can apply, but
     your chances are certainly
very, very low.

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Haiku #278743

Did you order from
     Dell? Ordered mine yesterday
so damn excited!

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Haiku #279318

to send a PM
     to also be reminded
and to reduce spam.

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Haiku #280220

Look at what he got
     elected to the senate
for and what he did.

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Haiku #280520

The government want
     Apple to put a one time
OS onto one phone.

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Haiku #280569

Then I figure out
     he was maybe too fucking
over protective.

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Haiku #280991

Not that a one night
     stand is bad or anything.
lol Hates gays.

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Haiku #281161

reconnect Wouldn't
     the interior camera
be a giveaway?

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Haiku #281290

Obama employs
     government abstinence on
sexual control.

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Haiku #281770

I don't like it, it's
     really uncomfortable.
Shudder moreso.

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Haiku #282160

I think it made me
     extra irritable or
angry or sleepy.

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Haiku #282332

Think of what Saudi
     Arabia would become
without the Al Saud.

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Haiku #284791

It's some old classic
     choral bullshit and it is
super beautiful.

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Haiku #286214

All I really know
     is he was a high draft pick
who did just ok?

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Haiku #286545

If I don't follow
     the rules at my job I lose
my job. Period.

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Haiku #287462

No thanks The only
     mortal sin is denying
the holy spirit.

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Haiku #287579

Is it internet
     day on the European
nudist colonies?

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Haiku #288097

I've also only
     found one photo of each child
on the internet.

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Haiku #288724

Now do you see why
     public sector employees
want to unionize?

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Haiku #288405

Probably not. But don't
     say Destiny was any
better, it wasn't.

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Haiku #289214

Some Muslims refuse
     assimilation, many
do assimilate.

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Haiku #288688

lol ok
     Dave Castro Mentally ill
people are crazy.

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Haiku #289926

Did you read actual
     paper in German or just
the presentation?

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Haiku #289534

However, being
     in receipt of it cannot
be held against her.

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Haiku #289670

It honestly feels
     like I started a new life
as a changed person.

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Haiku #290153

They've also given
     immunity in exchange
for testimony.

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Haiku #290303

Your partner can spawn
     on you at any time if
you are the hero.

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Haiku #291402

The man is a gem.
     Living on a tropical
Island... hot as hell.

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Haiku #291218

I mean, for being
     two hundred years old they look
good enough to eat.

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Haiku #291287

Goddam you spent ALL
     your money on bud before
you even saw it?

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Haiku #292025

Latinos prefer
     Hillary. Older people
prefer Hillary.

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Haiku #291701

As an immigrant
     myself I am utterly
disgusted by it.

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Haiku #291967

I was getting those
     in my area a lot
since January.

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Haiku #292597

And he was so freaked
     out and immediately
ran out of his room.

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Haiku #292761

Don Juan can also
     be used as a metaphor
for womanizer.

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Haiku #293296

Believe me, he would
     have written an article
about that if true.

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Haiku #293368

I would not agree
     to a deal like me sleeping
with other women.

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Haiku #293600

Isn't a photo
     automatically owned by
the photographer?

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Haiku #294065

The DNC buys
     the delegate votes for her.
My apologies.

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Haiku #293816

On top of all that,
     my opponent this week has
Robinson Cano.

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Haiku #293902

Dorian is like
     minor, except with a raised
6th scale degree.

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Haiku #293954

Maybe try setting
     adaptive sound preferences
and see if that helps.

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Haiku #294504

They'll most likely sell
     you a tank and batteries
as a package deal.

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Haiku #294655

I play every day
     on the tablet, arenas,
quests etc.

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Haiku #295176

Even in the most
     current arc, he is the largest
person of the group.

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Haiku #294782

I want to do this!
     Omg! Can you please share
your experience?

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Haiku #295323

Unmasked WS
     Captain America if
you wanna go blonde.

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Haiku #331921

I only really
     get bothered by cavity
fluid nowadays.

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Haiku #296443

Do you agree there
     is too much drama between
Zeke & Emily?

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Haiku #296519

or just her level
     if her level is higher
in the 2week event?

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Haiku #296323

Sorry Another
     interesting artist would be
William Basinski.

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Haiku #296936

I know what you mean.
     I can barely get any
solids in my LO.

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Haiku #297164

Is there anything
     else you can do to salvage
the situation?

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Haiku #297377

If anything, try
     and use this experience
to come out stronger.

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Haiku #297448

The quality is
     low and grainy (I guess that's
to be expected.

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Haiku #298199

I'm sure you've never
     made fun of anybody.
Get over yourself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #297734

We value life more
     now as a society,
I will give you that.

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Haiku #297862

Also the bets been
     taken lol. Well said;
this "tip" is a joke.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298072

There's a very good
     chance he's at Pawtucket by
the end of the year.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298503

I'm simply saying
     the bad trades need to be cut
out ASAP.

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Haiku #299483

Does anyone want
     to try and help me figure
out a recipe?

Score: 0          

Haiku #299556

But he is very
     interesting looking which is
what draws Fleur to him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299974

That usually means
     you gaining muscle isn't
the priority.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300813

It's so unstable
     outside of commercial or
industrial hands.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300332

K Second guy looks
     fine IMO but the first looks
like an idiot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #301511

I usually do
     not get any before well
into merciless.

Score: 0          

Haiku #301572

I used a cronus
     max to get full auto on
one and it felt good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #301381

I'm actually really
     keen Yeah, glacial acetic
acid is nasty.

Score: 0          

Haiku #303049

Bit of a difference
     in personality though
for the two of them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304109

At this stage, I'm not
     even sure if anyone
will stand against them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305160

And happy to see
     that another person is
using the X card.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305024

The film is also
     recommended by the War
Nerd Gary Brecher.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305163

Lets put leg restraints
     on Is she continually
trying to spit on us?

Score: 0          

Haiku #305722

There are serious
     negative consequences
that they aren't seeing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305238

It is in France too.
     Yeah I did that also, was
very rewarding.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305932

All anyone did
     in that video was get
the grey dog hurt worse.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306220

It's my Galaxy
     S7 Edge. The video was
recorded in 4K.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306297

Cy Duffy again
     I see. Oh, America
definitely is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306851

Jesus Christ I am
     getting sick of it. did they?
i must have missed it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306565

Keep your caloric
     intake the same if you just
drop the cardio.

Score: 0          

Haiku #272972

Not a creative
     result of the way combat
is calculated.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307336

I'd rather be poor
     than work another summer
in a call center.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307925

O so Russia is
     the same as the USA
across the border?

Score: 0          

Haiku #308109

When you play solo,
     you only use and affect
your solo rating.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308379

any suggestions?
     i am a motorcycle
guy, not a car guy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308481

Probably even more
     amenable to being
made into s film.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308532

She just likes u fat
     so no other females are
attracted to you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #344488

Because laziness
     and zero education
makes a day combo.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308897

My cat looks almost
     identical (little bit
darker fur) Sorry!

Score: 0          

Haiku #308736

I still continues
     to produce the same feeling
as when I first heard.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309315

I'm looking for some
     help in picking up a new
set of monitors.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309386

Oh, I thought he was
     calling you a cunt for some
reason lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309451

And have their wages
     garnished at a higher rate.
Or be thrown in jail.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309592

So I understand
     completely about wanting
to talk about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309171

I'm an atheist,
     but even I can see some
double standards here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310224

After you finish
     getting all the medals on
the harder levels.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310570

Look put it this way?
     Canada and Australia
have higher wages.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310843

Believe it or not,
     I am impartial about
the state of the game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311418

Motivation is
     certainly an interesting
piece of the puzzle.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310912

F How valuable
     is getting written up by
these publications?

Score: 0          

Haiku #311126

I'm a huge scanning
     enthusiast, and I do
digital art too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #312258

Civil forfeiture
     isn't constitutional,
but we still do it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311917

I had a concept
     for a society trained
by video games.

Score: 0          

Haiku #60622

Super Mario.
     Mini Me etc.
I like this version.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277497

To me, the only
     solution is for stricter
border policies.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330778

Animations are
     the lifeblood of immersion.
Definitely do!

Score: 0          

Haiku #312617

I can't tell if you
     are being sarcastic or
I'm just a cheapskate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #312748

Out of them, one is
     almost universally
agreed as 'ugly'.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313064

Are you serious?
     I learned a lot about sleep
in the 8th grade.

Score: 0          

Haiku #231095

Imputation though
     is not possible for too
much missing data.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313405

:C I love these gun
     showcases anti gun rights
politicians do.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239154

Society is
     primarily influenced
by biology.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313825

Holy shit! My best
     friend now only a couple
hours away again!

Score: 0          

Haiku #315642

Any update on
     how or why it happen, or
AMEX's response?

Score: 0          

Haiku #317129

Simply fantastic
     to hear him articulate
on any topic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #318859

I don't have any
     way to take him to get looked
at until Monday.

Score: 0          

Haiku #319417

Ended up getting
     the Americano Stout.
Really like it, thanks!

Score: 0          

Haiku #319781

"Half the World Away"
     by Oasis is a great
example of that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #27762

All I remember
     *is* the ending. lol,
that's so ironic!

Score: 0          

Haiku #323231

He was a great fit
     with us and we are very
sad for him to go.

Score: 0          

Haiku #322967

You can do something
     intentionally and then
regret it later.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291697

to send a PM
     to also be reminded
and to reduce spam.

Score: 0          

Haiku #323724

In my case there was
     another emergency
he was called in to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #323830

[deleted] Because
     cheating inevitably
leads to STDs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324284

you recruited me
     for this interview because
i can add value.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324942

Good luck! Yeah I don't
     believe that but I'll always
believe in Santa.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324512

I'm in a very
     dangerous situation.
And no matter what.

Score: 0          

Haiku #293018

I just avoid games
     that need a ridiculous
amount of buttons.

Score: 0          

Haiku #325779

Whoa me too I didn't
     even notice it until
you pointed it out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326547

Tons of people from
     former Soviet countries
in Central Asia.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326687

We can't expand those
     highways without displacing
millions of people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326279

However, I wish
     Chi Chi was in the final
over Naomi.

Score: 0          

Haiku #327445

I agree Daniel
     Bryan is so endearing.
Lol no sir.

Score: 0          

Haiku #327783

The objective game
     critic [deleted] you don't
want to. so say no.

Score: 0          

Haiku #331149

I have supported
     the ETC project
from the beginning.

Score: 0          

Haiku #328810

He's just a frozen
     model lol lazy
Is that Jim Raynor?

Score: 0          

Haiku #328693

People laying down
     their weapons of war after
being converted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #329648

You seriously
     have no idea what you
are talking about.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330303

Lol What will
     the victory against your own
countrymen be like?

Score: 0          

Haiku #330085

to send a PM
     to also be reminded
and to reduce spam.

Score: 0          

Haiku #331333

Not surprised. They blow.
     Complaining is perfectly
normal and healthy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #331410

I personally think
     everyone is scared of her
and her empire.

Score: 0          

Haiku #331708

You have the extra
     responsibility, not
the pedestrian.

Score: 0          

Haiku #331760

I don't feel like its
     corny I have no clue how
to react to it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #331820

I think I'm going
     to make it a point to hug
my mom everyday.

Score: 0          

Haiku #331393

Well eventually
     the earth would begin to die
from a lack of CO2.

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Haiku #332227

how can I release
     all of this fanatical
demon energy.

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Haiku #331677

You see? The moon was
     made up by NASA for Cold
War propaganda!

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Haiku #332054

to send a PM
     to also be reminded
and to reduce spam.

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Haiku #332870

Just do an ear check,
     its not complicated Not
really honestly.

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Haiku #334462

Ditto. A bad day
     usually means doing things
I don't normally do.

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Haiku #335577

Trump says Obama
     created no jobs and wrecked
the economy.

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Haiku #335068

I love McDavid
     so having him AND Eichel
is a dream come true!

Score: 0          

Haiku #335339

You obviously
     hate us, out of interest what
are your politics?

Score: 0          

Haiku #336550

to send a PM
     to also be reminded
and to reduce spam.

Score: 0          


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