Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #342427

I don't know about
     everyone else who votes, but
my votes reflect that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342428

Look, disclaimer, you
     can play and enjoy the game
any way you like.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342429

Don't be quick to judge
     people for playing a deck
someone else designed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342430

There's probably a "vote
     on these issues" service out
there that we can use.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342431

Probably bill clinton.
     Has more rape allegations
than bill cosby. Ooh!

Score: 0          

Haiku #342432

I'm not an expert,
     but it's a network under
another network.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342433

True... he never did
     tell me if my sanity
was in there or not...

Score: 0          

Haiku #342434

Did Kirk Prime command
     any other ships prior
to the Enterprise?

Score: 0          

Haiku #342435

Today was actually
     the first time I ever got
to see my account.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342436

Been hooked ever since.
     So how do they make money
from free merchandise?

Score: 0          

Haiku #342437

Crews are hard to come
     by, hard to stick with and hard
to deal with some days.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342438

Still waiting on all
     seven Evil Exes from
Scott Pilgrim vs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342439

I double, triple
     and quadruple check that i've
hit the right button.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342440

Anyways doesn't
     matter still exciting Cool,
I'll give him a shot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342441

Maybe White Plains works
     that way, but certainly not
the actual island.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342442

Is this the fucking
     Twilight Zone? What the hell does
restart science mean?

Score: 0          

Haiku #342443

Not sure why the hate,
     I thought that would be a good
idea as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342444

I'm going to say,
     for everyone else, that these
aren't my predictions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342445

Honestly the team
     I'd be most afraid of right
now is Washington.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313341

What do you guys think?
     Gotta have something to do
while you're compiling.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342446

You do however,
     have a "Not Subscribed" section
on your subscribed tab.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342449

It's not much, but it's
     nice having something that keeps
track of some progress.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342450

Hostage toss, every
     op is holding a hostage
on a tall rooftop.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342451

I'm going to say,
     for everyone else, that these
aren't my predictions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342452

If so, you forgot
     Lil Butler. Sorry, I don't
have Brothers for sale.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342453

[removed] I would just
     stick with Gore for Martin then
if you can get it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310048

They don't know about
     this situation and I'd
rather not tell them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342454

Listed correctly
     in the terms at the bottom,
not on the main text.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342455

But, truly glad you're
     English degree in college
is treating you well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342456

You can do it mate,
     also remember you can
boost most achievement.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342457

I wonder about
     that, would Bill still have any
sway in Arkansas?

Score: 0          

Haiku #342458

If someone ***"lets you"***
     grab her pussy, it isn't
sexual assault.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342459

I'm looking into
     casting custom cases here
pretty soon myself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342460

I wish I could bend
     you over that desk after
your students are gone...

Score: 0          

Haiku #342461

They're not angry, per
     se, but they certainly feel
"threatened" by something.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342462

D: It could be right.
     We just refinanced our 137k
loan and it was 6.5k.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342463

If you are not, please
     switch to the Desktop site on
your mobile browser!

Score: 0          

Haiku #342464

The rules themselves say
     that all **models** can use it.
So in summary.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342465

I don't think you are
     overreacting a bit.
This was wrong of him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342466

You were trying to get
     some relief from a very
painful condition.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342468

That is not reform.
     That is racism masking
itself as reform.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342469

Once you start seeing
     progress it'll help motivate
you to keep going.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342539

I think you missed it.
     The Feds aren't paying to keep
the system going.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342540

They are certainly
     used to manipulate our
feelings in movies.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342541

Six pack of Pepsi
     and a huge bag of Cheddar
and Sour Cream Ruffles.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342542

You spent money on
     your gift, why should you be left
with faulty polish.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342543

They've been adding more
     every week, too, so that list
is outdated now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342544

Enough to almost
     one shot mercy if you fire
at the last second.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342545

It should be too hot
     for your skin, which is why you
need the cleaning gloves.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342546

The last one, too bad
     we'll be resting our starters!
Someone sounds triggered.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342547

This comes from a Walt
     Disney documentary
called "White Wilderness".

Score: 0          

Haiku #342548

To keep working on
     setting and beating your own
personal records.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342549

I'm really not sure
     I could own a TV if
I lived in the US.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342550

is chris just good cause
     he has a quick CD time
and causes bleeding?

Score: 0          

Haiku #342551

But the reasons you
     stated is why I can't get
into basketball.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342552

people are simply
     tired of their rules and not
even interested.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342553

For the next PC
     I get I will put a lot
more into the case.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342554

Is it a reach then
     to honestly say he might
be dating someone?

Score: 0          

Haiku #342555

You don't have to talk
     about every single thing
you are both doing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342556

That site is not worth
     talking about I'm watching
Chris Corvo right now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342557

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342558

Can you live for six
     months on limited income?
Then consider it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342559

I would try to find
     some other players who want
to improve as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342560

Nothing wrong with that,
     but winning doesn't care if
you have fun or not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342561

Even when it's been
     over a year since the last
time she has seen her.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342562

HE.... He looks just like
     what I expected. I mean...
EXACTLY. Who knew.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342563

I got a bit freaked
     out so I went to my room
and sat on my bed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342564

[Can it emulate
     the sensation of human
perspiration, though?

Score: 0          

Haiku #342565

Prices vary, but
     value depends greatly on
subjective factors.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342566

Sorry about that.
     Best of luck getting one though.
It's just sex. Grow up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342567

Cheapest how? For new
     build power solar and wind
are now the cheapest.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342568

[removed] Matty Ice
     u tip he proves us all wrong
Aw, that's so unfair.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342569

It is not simply
     Orwellian, it's also
not going to work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342570

I look at these more
     than any other thing, can
I describe them? Nope!

Score: 0          

Haiku #342571

Cry. It's sad, but it's
     likely you'll get to do all
the things you wanted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342572

Bit conservative
     if you ask me Cervantes
salsa gift basket.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342573

Yeah, that's true. The sky
     blue almost looks teal, you're right.
Must be the texture.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342574

Fisk knows now and will
     try his best to expose him.
No special technique.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342575

You have a great rack!
     @OP: I have definitely
felt this way before.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342576

Changing it without
     informing them and without
their consent is fraud.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342577

The OP3 is also
     the reason I will never
purchase the Pixel.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342578

During the active
     daylight hours these routes can turn
into parking lots.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342579

I will disagree
     here and say that I was all
for the increased flinch.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342580

Regardless, even
     if I'm wrong him and Mo should
both be on the left.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342581

I think many Nats
     fans are in the same boat ~~if~~
when we win tonight.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342582

The whole point for you
     and Trump is to distract from
Trump's words and actions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342583

Still relatively
     new to brewing so haven't
tried too many styles.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342584

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342585

He got burned from his
     weekly cooking class. Ok...
That's relevant how?

Score: 0          

Haiku #342586

I've watched it three times
     and cried each and every time.
That's very helpful.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342587

Although the Nineteenth
     Amendment people, maybe
there is, I don't know.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342588

I'm about to put
     in my order I just felt
relieved afterwards.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342589

I mean, I never
     said they are flawless, not sure
where you're getting that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342590

Oh but now because
     others can have it I don't
want it anymore!

Score: 0          

Haiku #342591

Not sure how long it's
     gonna take for the shipping
info to pop up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342592

Fuller I won't say
     is a bust, has he lived up
to 1st round billing?

Score: 0          

Haiku #342593

Throw more in your 401k
     when the raise hits so you don't
know what you're missing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342594

You really gotta
     knock out the debt and save more
for retirement.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342595

good luck [deleted]
     Okay. Any idea
how much that will cost?

Score: 0          

Haiku #342596

Book it. If you want
     to pay your kids tuition,
make this bet with me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342598

Spend enough time here
     and it is the same stories
over and over.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342599

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342600

Those who don't either
     adapt, don't talk about it,
or go somewhere else.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342601

i'm just another
     silent "shitty" player whose
goal is to tilt you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342602

The people writing
     the comments have not been hit
by the vehicle.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342603

Then listen to him
     speak to the press of the world
and your jaw will drop.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342604

If you even want
     to, if you don't want to, why
even bring it up?

Score: 0          

Haiku #342605

No not with the bats
     we have and the shit tier all
or nothing approach.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342606

Also, being from
     the US, some info may not
translate perfectly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342607

Thanks again! Will these
     be hard to get, will people
be lined up early?

Score: 0          

Haiku #342608

To this day I still
     have no idea what was
going through her mind.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342748

I used to do that.
     She had turned her head before
he leaned in... fuck Fox.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342749

I was slightly drunk
     at the time, though (I still am,
but I was then, too).

Score: 0          

Haiku #342750

Surprise of the week:
     What Now will open higher
than The Accountant.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342751

[removed] It was said
     earlier but Hogan has
clearly replaced him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342752

Yes the numbers may
     seem minor in most cases
but that shit adds up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342753

He was leaning on
     the little mesh screen to see
what we were doing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342754

I feel like some kid
     took it over by mistake
and no one noticed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342755

A zipper is two
     usually parallel lanes
that merge into one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342756

"Well, I'm sure we can
     find something for you to do.
What are you good at?"

Score: 0          

Haiku #342757

Good. Good. Easy, now.
     That's it. Land on that flower!
Ready? Full reverse!

Score: 0          

Haiku #342758

Maybe I wanna
     see how they look first #SPICY
just the cover shirts?

Score: 0          

Haiku #342759

Takes me a minute
     to remember that I don't
have breaching charges.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342760

I don't think career
     politicians are the best
choice for President.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342761

Are teams focusing
     on Antonio and he's
running wild or what?

Score: 0          

Haiku #342762

As much as I want
     the Cards to win, I also
wish you all the best.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342763

Kenny Clark has done
     his fair share of what our per
game rushing stats are.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342764

[removed] Very nice,
     I enjoyed. Thanks for the links
at the conclusion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342765

Marco Rubio
     has choked in tight spots on more
than one occasion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342766

I'm guessing that you
     read the Primer I put up
earlier this week?

Score: 0          

Haiku #342768

So you know they were
     selling them Is there a trick
to engraving slabs?

Score: 0          

Haiku #342769

Besides I figured
     the video has a few
HUNDRED THOUSAND views.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342770

Also any 5v5
     support felt really bad on
Temple Arena.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342771

If they insist, then
     I would insist on finding
another dentist.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342772

they're shocking and tend
     to try and create drama
which doesn't exist.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342773

The issue now is
     what is that moral axis?
Is it really fixed?

Score: 0          

Haiku #342774

I did too for once!
     Its gone now what did he write?
That looks amazing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342775

That frequency is
     just not one of the "normal"
musical pitches.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342776

Yeah I'm not sure if
     many people on this sub
have fired a gun.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342777

The contest will end
     December 1st. Was confused
until I saw that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342778

She knows how you are.
     And if she starts pushing things
you tell her the truth.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342779

So I am hoping
     we can get a new lawyer
assigned who will help.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342780

Your only options
     are to pay for it or, you
know, not pay for it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342781

My take? Young people
     always want to push boundaries.
As boundaries expand?

Score: 0          

Haiku #342782

He is comedy
     gold (or more accurately,
comedy orange).

Score: 0          

Haiku #342783

Either that or drop
     someone else on your roster
that would make more sense.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342784

A racist would still
     be racist to someone who
lives and loves Britain.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342785

To start off, the stream
     itself has black borders on
the left and right side.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342786

It totally is!
     The blonde woman on the right
looks like she just came.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342787

That's not moderate
     dude But what if someone slips
you some datura?

Score: 0          

Haiku #342788

[deleted] Hey now
     don't forget about the odd
white man, we're here too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342789

I can ignore life,
     focus on keeping the board
clear and have a clock.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342790

That being said, she's
     threatening to move back to her
mothers and divorce?

Score: 0          

Haiku #342791

They work well, I know
     people who've used the same ones
for years and stored them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342792

And how did your past
     partners find out what you liked,
if you didn't "coach" them?

Score: 0          

Haiku #342794

he stated he's free
     to keep the car wherever
the hell he pleases.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342795

She can always set
     the pace, because actors are
so competitive.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342796

David trips again,
     and manages to actually
pull *you* down with him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342797

Thanks a lot. I've reached
     out before online, and not
too much came of it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342798

We're here for you man.
     She is a true role model
and inspiration.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342799

That's a completely
     different removal process
than what I described.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342800

Just another step
     closer to being the LA
in the launch trailer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342801

It's your career, don't
     settle for something you don't
really want to do.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342802

when it literally
     crashes you to your desktop.
Are you even White?

Score: 0          

Haiku #342803

If it does lock back,
     just not when firing, it could
be a gas issue.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342804

Be a trend setter.
     A flip all button would be
cool and save some time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342805

ORANGE!!!! [deleted]
     I don't think all the assets
were reused. But yea.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342806

Once upon a time
     that's how training camp fights were
perceived, generally.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342807

Who would've thought? Yes.
     She's leaping in to a shut
door Optimism.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342808

Go ahead, break her
     heart a little, and she'll be
all yours. Or she won't.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342809

I quote "CAN WE HAVE,
     A CIVILIZATION?!" all
the time. Name drop time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342810

Looks really ghostly,
     like the ghost of a little
girl who loved rabbits.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342811

I am on Eastern
     Standard time. Pm me if
you want to join. This.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342812

I don't know, prices
     go up pretty fast when you
start looking around.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342813

Account for a week,
     haven't received and saying
he will deliver?

Score: 0          

Haiku #342814

I suspect that it's
     on a case by case basis
as to what to do.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342815

There are so many
     things that could work, but this one
is good. I like it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342816

Basically one day
     I had about three of these
things, red, green, and pink.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342817

And denial leads
     to pain, for many reasons.
You'll feel better soon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342818

Polaris might end
     up having the same function
as those in combat.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343029

Why isn't this man
     getting down voted for not
knowing who said what?

Score: 0          

Haiku #343030

Although it does get
     warm to the touch (as opposed
to cool to the touch).

Score: 0          

Haiku #343031

Like everyone else
     has said, open mike eagle
should be your first stop.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343032

If you're into drugs
     bring a joint and talk shop while
you smoke together.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343033

It feels linear
     to me, but I didn't feel like
putting that time in.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343034

If someone else than
     Katya or Alaska wins,
I **will** be so mad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343035

Fine for starting out,
     but may want to aim higher
with experience.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343036

I was in here just
     the other and they were all
singing and dancing!

Score: 0          

Haiku #343037

[removed] How did you
     become more aware of it?
Are you paid to post?

Score: 0          

Haiku #343038

For the leaks you just
     have to go there and look up
interesting key words.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343039

All you (the royal
     "you") have to do is say "no"
and remove yourself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343040

I have pretty good
     RB depth with Zeke, Martin,
Howard and Foster.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343041

Unless there's a health
     concern, it's seriously
none of your business.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343042

I was still hot but
     not so beat down like I used
to be in the heat.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343043

[deleted] You can
     lead a horse to water, but
you can't make it drink.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343044

You don't have to talk
     about every single thing
you are both doing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343045

"Hey don't look at me,
     this is what happens when you
leave the door unlocked.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343046

Martin Luther King
     had no affiliation
with the Black Panthers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343047

This point has NOTHING
     to do with what the comment
was speaking about.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343048

The name of the book?
     'Y Tu?' How free? Free if you
can wait a few weeks?

Score: 0          

Haiku #343049

It's the single most
     effective weight loss method
I've ever used. True.

Score: 0          


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