Reddit Haikus

Other one shoots you.
     You survive because you are
immune and kill him.

It's my country too.
     Sucks it ain't yours, but you are
welcome any time.

Repeat offenders
     may be subject to further
moderation, though.

If I get enough
     interest with my first season,
I'll have to try that!

or people dying...
     [deleted] Why can't I find
molly anymore?

That seemed to be what
     brought her out of her flannel
Irish Car Bomb roost.

Everyone's gotta
     be into it or it's not
gonna work, you too.

Caring about one
     side does not mean I don't care
about the other.

It's funny to me
     that you have such a problem
with growth over time.

[deleted] If you
     don't like purple I can trade
for green ones tonight.

It was great and from
     now on, I'll try to follow
more about these sports.

Well obviously
     I do not expect the game
to be fixed for me.

You're supposed to send
     suspect descriptions to help
you find the suspect!

And then fucking THIS!?!
     Is that dog poo or kids poo?
Can't tell the different.

Anything below
     that is not advised (unless
you're a masochist).

Leg riding should be
     fundamental for sweeping
at the very least.

I know why sweeteners
     are empty calories, but
what's wrong with the milk?

It's super ghetto
     for a professional team
but hilarious.

If you don't know it,
     you might as well be lighting
your money on fire.

Or I could just get
     Marcus and have him carry
for the umpteenth time.

I'm still trying to think
     if there are any other
solutions to this.

Also, I wouldn't
     say I'm sheltered, but what's wrong
with being sheltered?

Traversing the land.
     When that became easier,
the sense of scope changed.

I've seen one or two
     things in my time but this was
bloody awful stuff.

Until next season,
     I bid thee adieu awesome,
thank you! Perfect name!

Well the Jews follow
     the old testament, Christians
are new testament.

Yea I know... just hate
     that they ignore all the hard
work cus of one thing.

Don't cop a shitty
     attitude just because you
don't know how it works.

If I do use some
     kind of porn, it generally
doesn't include sex.

I feel as if I'm
     entering her frame saying
hello to her first.

Especially funny
     that a villain* would say it.
LET'S DO IT BIG PLAY!!!!

It's about respect
     for the person when you feel
you have to speak up.

I love Sloan's comment
     at the end, and then they just
end the interview.

The thing is, I'm not
     entirely sure if it's
what I want right now.

Well whoever had
     the job to rebuild him did
quite terrible Right?

I saw a bat chat
     drown in the deeper middle
lake that was funny.

Also if you want
     to haul real cargo check out
elite dangerous.

I can't stand tuna,
     and on toast, it smells extra
disgusting to me.

And even after
     that, it still isn't enough
to get everything.

They don't have any
     link with Global Telecom
as an example.

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

It did happen but
     did it happen to the scale
people said it did?

I approve. I work
     at a restaurant that also
opens for breakfast.

Boundaries change. He thought
     he might be ok with it,
but he isn't now.

but I'm actually glad
     you think so Stupid Bengals
and their hurricanes.

He's got a warrior
     mentality, but he just
keeps getting injured.

Did you have to take
     special classes to learn how
to read certain words.

The sentence now means
     "You are a beautiful [boy,
girl, etc.].

I'd like to know too
     I can't find any info
anywhere on him.

Coughlin where you at!?
     I'm so glad this edition
is black and silver.

I did spend some time
     auditioning the Seven
when they first came out.

He must feel so good
     about himself. How sickening.
Do you have cable?

It's not unusual
     for companies to protect
the IP domain names.

It made people play
     interaction with TWIN, not
just interaction.

Gathering. Ever.
     I usually just respond
with, "I don't know." Sent!!

I'm not saying ALL
     people are- so don't flog me
with tar and feathers.

But yeah, I also
     did research, had side projects,
and did all of that.

Someone put the word
     "HEN" next to where you revive
the dolls lol.

Dude was awful Went
     to school with two brothers named
Chaos and Havoc.

I just got back from
     Austin watching this thing race.
It was a great time.

ISIS actually want
     Trump. It would be a victory
for them if he wins.

Like why should I be
     there are so many others
with worse lives than mine.

I'd just mess around
     until I stumbled upon
something interesting.

Food for thoughts people.
     He was nine and in the cub
scouts not the Boy Scouts.

Thanks! how do you know
     he is an alcoholic?
you just assumed that.

I try to open
     the lid, shove the food inside,
and shut it again.

From that point they might
     join some religion, or seek
scientific help.

[deleted] THAT WAS
     A WEIRD ONE That's how power
works, but not voltage.

I think people see
     numbers sometimes and make up
the rest in their head.

My birthday was last
     week and I didn't even want
to acknowledge it.

I don't really know.
     I really like rhythm games,
so I guess that's why?

Just because people
     know the rules doesn't mean you
should mention the stack.

Same thing in divorced
     parents, women gets the kids
and men pay the bills.

Like seriously?
     I understand cults are cool
but can we not here?

Its funny that some
     still think disparities based
on race don't exist.

[deleted] alright
     ya dumb cunt I'll tell ya once
we get there. Hop in.

Does your opponent
     have anyone left to play?
The name "No Man's Sky".

[removed] I haven't
     tried the Q4 yet but the Q8
is rocking my world.

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

It sounds like he did
     what he could, in an intense
effort to move on.

It gives you reason
     to bring up the fact that he's
not washing his ass.

So while not strictly
     impossible, I'd say it's
rather unlikely.

Therefore, the Jags will
     pass it on to Baltimore
next week and so on.

then i actually had
     sex that was kinky and wild
and my brain went nuts.

Really just wish they'd
     not only improve the AH,
but make it cross realm.

I'm missing the joke
     Why not just use the Python
IDE like most people?

I suppose you are
     asking about a command
line program for it.

It doesn't mean she's
     too immature, she's writing
in to a column.

He's not someone who
     has some deep, underlying
meaning to his words.

Seemed more exciting
     than the Colts and Broncos game
that I was stuck with.

I didn't know it was
     making fun of people who
take coffee with cream.

It would have given
     you an indicator when
zombies were near you.

Good luck. Every time
     I've tried it's happened again
in a couple days.

Yeah! How dare you run
     with the candidate who won
the popular vote!

As long as you keep
     your head held high, then we'll keeps
ours up to! Move on.

i honestly don't
     think Hein could match his talent
and his demeanor.

That way you can do
     bloodless bank (except for guards)
easily yourself.

Heard a few things though.
     They seem to be ignorant
on several issues.

It wasn't a lot,
     a few small drops here and there,
but it soon picked up.

if yes, It's a guy
     Did it used to have a cock?
if yes, It's a guy.

I'm a lesbian,
     and can safely say that no
guy is my "right guy".

*That said* depending
     on where you'd like to live you'll
get different answers.

I don't care if you
     failed three times. You are still trying.
And that means a lot.

Waving people through
     intersections contrary
to right of way rules.

Don't shut up man keep
     asking questions no matter
how stupid they are!

He's looking very
     good, he just has to cut out
those mistakes. Panic?

It could be broken
     as early as tomorrow
when Wentz plays the Bears.

Hopefully i keep
     that one even though it sucks
for them lol.

The storyline flows
     so poorly and the war parts
feel super shoehorned.

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

This is one reason
     why were not really looking
for short term renters.

Yum. Do you like it?
     Communicate your feelings
about it with her.

Actually i don't think
     i've ever seen a course where
this isn't the norm.

Certainly players
     would love to have increased draw
rates etc...

The man who goes off
     the handle at anyone
who doesn't like him?

And a while before!
     Don't pull it straight from the fridge
unless specified.

I have Florida
     as one of the new countries
most likely to split.

this is the first one
     i've seen [deleted] It all
depends what you want.

Hey, where is Kenny?
     Cool, I added you on steam,
I'm Touchy on steam.

His trick is creepy,
     and he's skilled, but so far he's
shown a narrow range.

Shady Dealer is
     already a rogue card, but
I like yours better.

You have not proven
     that seven people thought there
was reasonable doubt.

I hope it's helpful.
     I was too cautious myself
after revoking.

feels be damned indeed
     what would you potentially
want for the antlers?

Rick Fox has done it,
     where there is quite a bit more
pressure to perform.

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

I'd probably throw up
     if I got caught in a crowd
that large. [removed] I....

I guess they're taking
     in the fact that alcohol
is a depressant.

NASCAR pretty much
     said as long as you don't cheat
too much, it's okay.

Just wanting context
     on where this particular
list is coming from.

[deleted] yeah whats
     up Depends on how fast you
metabolize it.

Bravo, Mr. Dahl.
     [removed] Not in the long run
and not in Utah.

it almost sounded
     like he wanted it, at least
that's my opinion.

Really, in this war,
     no one is the good guy, no
one is the bad guy.

Back end speech rec made
     things faster, and front end speech
rec have changed the game.

We won't lay people
     off, we will just keep getting
faster and faster.

You deserve a lot
     more, and I would love to help.
Code it in perhaps?

Also, how do you
     teleport successfully
without being banned?

I don't understand
     why people try to ruin
other people's fun.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Yeah, a solid talk
     needs to be had the next time
she tries to ground him.

I feel so much hate
     right now It's like a real life
version of sideways.

I thought everyone
     was gonna be calling me
retarded and shit.

It's been happening on
     practically every match I've
had the last few days.

Sounds like a really
     good idea and I think
I'll give it a try.

**PUT IN KARL JOSEPH**
     [deleted] "I'm productive!
See, look at this graph!"

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

But I didn't expect
     for it to happen so soon
and that concerns me.

Edit: If this is
     the issue, "fixing" it might
not resolve the tick.

And they battle Count
     Olaf who is trying to steal
their inheritance.

[removed] This frigate
     is medium sized yet has
no missile systems.

The "refill too soon"
     aspect of our pharmacy
software isn't great.

I teleport back
     to my girlfriends, hard again
from seeing Rhea.

And please don't deflect.
     Does anyone know if they're
going to fix this?

I would be willing
     to bet that next season there
will be two leagues though.

It's sad, and shallow,
     but nobody can deny
that she's smoking hot.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Is this possibly
     what was not letting it pass
the first survey form?

Hopefully points get
     refunded but wouldn't be
surprised if they don't.

I added ya man
     Original or new one
in Revelations?

Fingers crossed. Steel ones
     suck but aluminum ones
are manageable.

So all servers make
     the same at that restaurant, is
that what you're saying?

The pictures sucked but
     the faces were average if
not above average.

Now where exactly
     do you pee on the woman
to get her pregnant?

For example, when
     we went to Epcot, we planned
two days in the park.

I made sure to take
     the long way to the kitchen
the rest of the day.

Malcolm Smith is on
     the last year of his contract.
don't lift with your back.

Is it a greek house
     or just some cranky asshole?
That's a lot of miles.

That tree produces
     O2, more for the world than most
black people. sorry.

If a guy, I wish
     someone would drop a cinder
block on their nut sac.

The assumption was
     that that demographic leans
heavily towards Trump.

I'm going to take
     pictures at the polling place,
and send them to them.

Isn't it just called
     ground pork if it hasn't been
put in a casing?

We couldn't even
     destroy it no matter how
much we shot at it.

And between those two
     games, this is the best result
I could've wished for.

I see what you did
     there, you annoying chuckles.
Just paint them flat black.

Basically your boss
     is either ignorant or
trying to rip you off.

Can you explain her
     disappearance for one frame
in the video?

My mates twin boys were
     putting it to him all day.
I was so ashamed.

And I don't want him
     for the rest of this year let
alone a few more.

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Same thing happens on
     Android now. Something to do
with the current client.

Yeah, tattoo stoner
     Shaggy would bring light and joy
to your existence.

Pretty sure all those
     guards with guns are highly trained
and documented.

Its not bad per se.
     Plus more users with custom
ROMs. It's all we have.

Common, effortless
     text posts consisting of one
or two sentences.

I was a Bernie
     supporter, but I never
disliked Hillary.

*She giggles*. So, let's
     get back to business, why did
you bring me here? Yup.

Seen too much to be
     really ideAlistic
about anything.

And try not to waist
     excessive time on your phone
or the Internet.

Don't get your hopes up.
     Nasty Nate begs to differ
Not the pixel fire?

If they were so great
     at turning wouldn't slalom
racers use them? Nope!

One of my best friends
     is a data architect
who works for a bank.

No. pack more. But check
     the amounts you can carry
with you when you fly.

the fucking channel
     is even called viral pranks.
I have had that too!

Anything I say
     you respond to with, *'BUT what
about RUSSIA HUH?!

Oh well then. I'm sure
     there will be a liberal court
for the rest of time!

Maybe my sister,
     depending on what it is
that's bothering me.

Ah! This would explain
     why it never happened here!
Thanks for the info!

Mine's the regular
     and I don't feel I'm missing
out on anything.

He was the nicest
     person I have ever met
at a convention.