Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #333206

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333207

Offense is afraid
     to look down the field until
later in the game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333208

What's happening here is
     construction without proper
traffic diversion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333209

Imposing and quick.
     I think it would easily
slice through an army.

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Haiku #333210

Please provide the shot
     or provide a source that is
better than the UN.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333211

And no, "I explained
     the game mechanic" doesn't
count as a response.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333212

The other thing is
     provisional based upon
your situation.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333213

That should be a sub....
     There's a script of this or do
you mean in general?

Score: 0          

Haiku #333214

Done. You can also
     make the tortillas yourself
if you've got the time!

Score: 0          

Haiku #333215

Also, the car cranks
     fine, which would not be the case
with an engine ground.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333216

Am I losing out
     on anything by staying
with mercurial?

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Haiku #333217

I dunno. I feel
     like Autumn and Summer are
kind of normal names.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333218

The factory one
     is also molded to all
the bumps in the floor.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333219

But that makes me feel
     hopeful that they are taking
their time on it then.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333220

And I'd see people
     watching the game and talking
with me about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333221

Could and have eaten
     that for lunch days in a row.
Fuck yeah I do this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333222

Why does your elite
     receiver have no catches?
[removed] I've been trying.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333223

I just hope he learned
     enough from that to hang on
to the ball better.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333224

It's normal to us
     but we know this was sci fi
forever ago.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333225

I got pulled away
     to cook dinner the last time
I tried to watch it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333226

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333227

Oak Express, Bedroom
     Expressions, Sofa Mart, there
are a few others.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333228

The spinner was fun,
     but I feel like you didn't get
to use it enough.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333229

Bernie, you sold out.
     Half of your followers are
on the Trump Train now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333230

Oh well, he's still got
     two good tracks for him in New
Hampshire and Dover.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333231

I personally would
     not use baby oil for eye
makeup removal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333232

Please go out (or stay
     in) and do whatever you
want to celebrate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300820

Continuous is
     definitely logical
(as is statistics).

Score: 0          

Haiku #333233

The Colts linemen don't
     do a great job of keeping
the D's hands busy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333234

There are literally
     100s of movie reviewers
now who are published.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333235

People use to just
     go to movie theater
and see what was there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333236

Hah, thanks! I wasn't
     suggesting we should go back
to an old meta.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333237

I've seen little league
     umpires with a better
grasp of the strike zone.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333238

If you bet me. Here.
     Publicly. Otherwise, no
reason to do it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333239

To me, it sounds like
     you're currently conflicting
between emotions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333240

How much did it cost?
     I'd like to benefit from
your experience.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333241

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333242

Nah, my divorced friends
     have it rough every month though.
We can make our own.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333243

I'm not sure which I'd
     rather see to be honest.
Thanks for your insights!

Score: 0          

Haiku #333244

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333245

Amazing tackle.
     Moore can eat a dick. I don't
blame you, she's stunning.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333246

Same. You just cannot
     vote Clinton in good conscience
in my opinion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333247

Thanks! But you also
     get to play against six year
olds, so it works out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333248

[removed] [deleted]
     It really was, I didn't mean
to discredit them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333249

Alright Red Bull fans,
     when do you think we'll give up
the equalizer?

Score: 0          

Haiku #333251

What do you mean you
     don't understand people who
don't like the movie?

Score: 0          

Haiku #333252

Plenty of people
     disagree with me who aren't
corporate moderates.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333253

I get it. It sucks.
     I'm sorry for you. But you
need to make a change.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333254

I'm sad I didn't know
     about the H7 when I was
setting up my rig.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333255

The more helpful you
     are to others, the faster
you're allowed to post!

Score: 0          

Haiku #333256

you must give feedback
     within that thread in order
to post your own link).

Score: 0          

Haiku #333257

Nab customer who
     frequently breaks out of his
space to clear my head.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333258

I think we need less
     guns, and more immigration
from the middle east.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333259

That's why she dressed up
     to get his attention but
told him to shape up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333260

It's just a matter
     if the home or away teams
win this time around.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333261

How do u like it?
     Was looking into getting
one As they shouldn't.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333262

Is there anything
     else on there you like or is
your heart set on those?

Score: 0          

Haiku #333263

It will still be quite
     low, but in general it will
be slightly higher.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333264

I tend to be one
     or two sizes smaller there
than elsewhere. Really.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333265

If you could let me
     know your rates maybe we could
come down to a deal?

Score: 0          

Haiku #333266

Oh that's right, NEVER.
     When we're you on Letterman?
Oh that's right, never."

Score: 0          

Haiku #333267

What did you just say?!?
     It really is a great home.
Came here to say that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333268

Give him a heel run
     where he's the biggest bad ass
in the company.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333270

Shadow spiders drain
     prayer, which could add a whole new
challenge to the game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333271

They know no limits.
     Plus they should be at least black
or color matching.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333272

This would have a long
     term strategic benefit
on several levels.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333273

Too bad nobody's
     even thinking about it.
Stop it. [Get some help.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333414

[removed] Sure NATO
     can do something, but NATO
won't do anything.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333416

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333417

Safeco, Minute Maid
     and Ballpark in Arlington.
Favorite is Safeco.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333418

The fear comes from "If
     I try to defend myself,
and it leaves a mark.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333419

Thus, the dominant
     affect of misery was
replaced by boredom.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333420

The choice on how you
     want to consume the content
remains up to you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333421

That fish must have been
     awfully lazy to get caught
by such a slow hand.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333422

Hopefully they will
     invent a product before
you shrivel and die!

Score: 0          

Haiku #333423

no Yeah Winston is
     inconsistent as fuck but
he's clearly progressed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333424

My eyes quickly turned
     blood red and my friends I laughed
and laughed for an hour.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333425

It is 1k roughly,
     but I mean when they appear
on lower settings.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333426

I have to admit,
     its quite an achievement if
i say so myself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333427

People rescuing
     dogs that were meant to be sold
for the festival.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333428

I don't understand
     why people has to be mean
about these things though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333429

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333430

It's also the best
     one once you graduate from
North america.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333431

In my eyes, he was
     by far the most important
player on the field.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333432

I was told I was
     struggling with anxiety
and I believed it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333433

To be fair, have you
     ever seen a fat person
trying to put on socks?

Score: 0          

Haiku #333434

It isn't. This is
     panicking about creepy
pasta grade nonsense.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333435

I'd seen posts about
     this before now and thought I'd
try it. Instant death.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333436

What she was doing
     was using a child's body
for her own pleasure.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333437

Had a sign outside
     at the door that said it was
my house so stay out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333438

You should criticize
     everything and everyone,
and pick the best one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300967

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333439

The efficiency
     wasn't too good, but you can
solve that with more grain.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333440

The dream is fading
     for those who never really
had the stuff to rise.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333441

If you feel like you
     are "wasting your 20s" then you
have bigger issues.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333442

Yeah, if you need Peach,
     there's value there, but it's not
really a "defect".

Score: 0          

Haiku #333443

Time to make some hard
     decisions Jose, like you
were once famous for.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333444

the fact that people
     leaving it on bothers you
still doesn't make sense.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333445

That's 'cause bald men don't
     pull people's arms out of their
sockets when they lose.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333446

They are tied to quest
     objectives which seem to be
very finalized.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333447

The recourse could be
     limited so that it does
not suppress free speech.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333448

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333449

But that fund raiser
     box of cold ones that every
school in the south sells?

Score: 0          

Haiku #333450

They didn't allow me
     to go Medic but they were
half decent to me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333451

I think the other
     guy got it but I think you
were on the right track.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333452

It keeps the little
     chores little and stops them from
becoming big chores.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333453

Don't worry, I won't
     make the mistake of asking
you anything else.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333455

Like I said I do
     not doubt it I just cannot
experience it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333456

I'm completely new
     to modeling as you can see...
That thing is ugly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333457

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333458

And she was being
     really sweet to you. Donald:
I remember that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333459

You didn't know at all.
     You seemed so happy. Donald:
I knew. I heard them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333460

Someone else said there
     was one today which I guess
did address issues.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333461

We've been trying to do
     *that* for even longer, but
we aren't giving up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333462

That Muslims make up
     the second largest group is
completely bizarre.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333463

it's a travesty
     Part of their plans for Total
World Domination.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333464

And by no means is
     Hillary Clinton a good
candidate Be kind.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333465

Never gonna see
     something like that again, or
at least for a while.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333467

Anything else is
     simply heresy. THANK YOU!
This is so helpful.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333468

This was the first games
     I got to see since I moved
to Texas from LA.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333469

What age? What level?
     Kids need to get turns playing
in all positions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333470

I'm starting it Yeah,
     seems like you have a pretty
poor grasp of English.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333471

As it's my first beat
     I would really like to hear
somebody on it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333472

and if she says its
     done then its done that has been
the deal from day one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333473

I honestly put
     more emphasis on context
than definition.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333474

Not being on par
     with the rest of the system.
He was not cheating.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333475

I know it doesn't
     look very "good", but it is
still legal. That too!

Score: 0          

Haiku #333476

Set an alarm on
     your phone calendar so you
don't forget to vote.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333477

Alisha told her
     to "witness" how she will stop
the war or die trying.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333478

I'm a San Jose
     Sharks fan because I like teal
and crushing sadness.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333479

I like everything
     that motivates more players
to play a support.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333480

"I may have gone too
     far in a few places" -Gus
in the press conference.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333481

Sometimes I've used him
     for fun, and attacking is
pretty hard with him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333482

That's how I took it,
     go out and enjoy life no
matter what your weight.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333483

I would then hold up
     my finger to indicate
she needed to wait.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333484

A small fixed also
     tends to spook stupid people
less than a folder.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333624

The biggest hands down
     improvement I can tell you
is decoy totem.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333625

Nevermind, just checked.
     It's not there anymore, but
I have that picture.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333626

As I walked away
     I heard "Hey come on, you can't
get a toy boy here".

Score: 0          

Haiku #333627

In other words, you
     may get further with her by
being extra nice.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333628

Anyways I wont
     talk about that any more,
you probably know that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333629

I'd take one of those
     coaches in me any day.
Yes, very sexy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333630

Also being high
     all the time i stopped caring
about my family.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333631

**Sorry, you still lose,
     and you're teaching your kids some
fucked up behavior.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333632

Best solution is
     to dump both. Neither are stars.
I love it, it's great.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333633

Its more work for me,
     its more work for the seller,
and it just wastes time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333634

I'm trying to distract
     myself from the feelings but
she is everywhere.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333635

He dashed in so his
     passive would have been enough
even with the shield.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333636

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333637

Where are you located?
     I have been thinking about
something similar.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333638

I thought, well this is
     cool, this is how it must feel
to pay a bit then.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333639

If they are just trying
     to be cheap, there's nothing you
can really do, though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333640

Not to mention there's
     people in this thread claiming
the One S is slow!

Score: 0          

Haiku #333641

Actually, the more you
     get the message out, the more
people will hear it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333642

I changed the colors
     on mine and didn't recognize
the correct colors.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333643

So just keep her tucked
     away, till a hopeful win
when the clock runs out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333644

and the official
     Seattle witter has Rawls
as questionable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333645

But it's not like if
     Harper stopped talking he would
suddenly be good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333646

But exercise burns
     calories and contributes
to weight loss as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333647

I've been thwarted by
     sectarianism on
there recently, too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333648

The look on your face.
     When it rains, huh? Whew!" -wipes tear
out of my eye- "Hoo.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333649

When it rains, huh? Whew!"
     -wipes tear out of my eye- "Hoo.
Okay. Anyways.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333650

The plasters likely
     arent doing much other
than given you pain.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333651

It always depends
     on the challenge of the week
for me personally.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333652

My sister was there
     working extra shifts all week
and has little kids.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333653

So I take the train.
     I'm currently editing
my monthly budget.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333654

I wasn't a big
     fan of Chloe and it still
punched me in the gut.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333655

So I've made some charts
     for each stage of refining
to the bob's mod ores.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333656

A single dress shirt
     and pair of slacks are going
to come in at 1.5-2lbs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333657

If your trying to game,
     find a g sync monitor
within your price range.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333658

No one's stopping them
     from hating on gay people
as much as they want.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333659

What sort of people
     don't deserve an existence
in your opinion?

Score: 0          

Haiku #333660

In your eyes these are
     Trump supporters in disguise?
He tends to do that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333661

What we do have is
     the beach and a lot of clubs
to get involved with.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333662

You can kill someone
     with a chokehold, so really,
don't do that again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333663

Fuck it's all my fault.
     Played Foster and Rawls this week.
Just fuck me up now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333664

Then your opinion
     on how they govern themselves
would matter. Good choice.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333665

But from my viewpoint,
     when reviewing any work,
the author is dead.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333666

What you're saying is
     pretty much in line with what
other folks told me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333667

Literally every
     state that I know if let's you
hunt Canada geese.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333668

Again, the issue
     isn't mentioning it, it's
where you mention it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333669

I literally just
     add shit onto my rocket
whenever it fails.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333670

Fantastic guy Thanks
     for the boner asshole, I've
got places to be!

Score: 0          

Haiku #333671

Yeah, really looks like
     this is the method I need
to be looking at.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333672

I hope your wages
     don't reflect the cheap prices.
Its on every break.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333673

And for the snoopy
     parents, write it in your phone
with a *LOCK ON IT.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333674

This is what it might
     look like depend on who you
are sending it too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333675

[deleted] Do you
     have any good sources on
how to "build your own"?

Score: 0          

Haiku #333676

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333677

So there is that Can
     someone actually catch a god
damn football today?

Score: 0          

Haiku #333678

Still available?
     Do the Broncos play every
fucking game at home?

Score: 0          

Haiku #333679

But don't let facts get
     in the way of some online
virtue signalling.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333680

Good news. [deleted]
     Being checked out by people
I find attractive.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333681

I also had one
     going home outfit that was
just more comfy stuff.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333682

Not at all! I do
     these from time to time, so far
no ill effects. Mom?

Score: 0          

Haiku #333683

Every year there are
     over reactionary
people just like you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333684

There would have to be
     some incentive for people
to do work for free.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333685

Pure cancer. Ah, not
     what I was thinking when you
said minimalist.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333686

Then again, I'm no
     professional so I could
be completely wrong.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333687

Someone blatantly
     and nonchalantly asking
for ******"SUPPORT ONLY.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333688

THis has to be his
     last season if he doesn't
get better this year.

Score: 0          


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