Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #326370

As an Indian
     Christian, should I pray to you?
It was such a rush!

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Haiku #326371

I'm stopping for now.
     Maybe someone else has some
ideas with this.

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Haiku #326372

However, rarely
     are "all things equal" and life
isn't that simple.

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Haiku #326373

Nice initiative.
     Sadly, early morning here.
Good luck all. Added.

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Haiku #326374

[deleted] I still
     contend that you were in some
way doing it wrong.

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Haiku #326375

)...what do you guys think?
     Okay, sorry! I went too
far in my venting!

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Haiku #326376

Good question. Depends.
     Imo this will keep going
up in the long run.

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Haiku #326377

That sounds... awful Fried
     Pig Nipples are delicious
when eaten with rice.

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Haiku #326378

For example, by
     editing in a 'night mode'?
You're on a list now.

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Haiku #326379

She predicts the slam
     path and slowly puts her scythe
forward, blade aimed up.

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Haiku #326380

Both Liverpool games
     so we can do the double
over them again.

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Haiku #326381

Do you have a safe
     place to store it, away from
your other firearms?

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Haiku #326382

I'm looking forward
     to diving headfirst into
all that I can read.

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Haiku #326383

The way things are makes
     things predictable and fair
in my opinion.

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Haiku #326384

Not to mention our
     concentration camp style meat
packing industry.

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Haiku #326385

Both times. Oh okay.
     Good to know! [deleted] It's
short term financing.

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Haiku #326386

So, yeah, it became
     pretty much pointless to post
here after a while.

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Haiku #326387

But spoiled all the same.
     Also interested if you're
still giving them out!

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Haiku #326388

Honestly, I will
     just let the hype fade away
before I make one.

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Haiku #326389

Incredible play.
     What was the point of your first
reply anyways?

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Haiku #326391

And if you manage
     too, chances are nothing else
is gonna match up.

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Haiku #326392

I agree. I think
     this could be bad for his head
Can't afford that one.

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Haiku #326393

I think this could be
     bad for his head Can't afford
that one. They are real.

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Haiku #326397

There were other teams
     before them that had perfect
regular seasons.

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Haiku #326398

Wow, even better
     than I expected, to not
have to return it!

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Haiku #326399

OR if there isn't
     really anything to show
yet, then just say it.

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Haiku #326400

The longest I've gone
     without pumping or nursing
was about eight hours.

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Haiku #326406

Always wondered, are
     these "natives" Navajo or
Arapaho tribe?!!

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Haiku #326410

We just have to look.
     Fail a few times and get back
up and try again.

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Haiku #326411

Looking at the first
     video again, I may
need to post it too.

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Haiku #326412

It really fixes
     corners and is a cool like
Easter egg for fans.

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Haiku #326414

Who knows. The problem
     with this world comes from the left
and their crazy views.

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Haiku #326415

I think draw step clique
     is correct only if you
really have nothing.

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Haiku #326417

Let's pray he will not
     forget this issue after
the training today.

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Haiku #326418

Marvel seemed to flesh
     out most of their characters
pretty thoroughly.

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Haiku #326419

Even if it got
     spoiled I would definitely
still watch to the end.

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Haiku #326420

So the rules on how
     much clothing you need to wear
are already there.

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Haiku #326421

The argument from
     Cannes would be, too little is
bad, too much is bad.

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Haiku #326422

It's just someone on
     the internet trying to score
internet points. Yeah.

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Haiku #326423

When this game goes down
     in price I'm going to play
the shit out of it.

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Haiku #326424

Maybe it's a joke?
     Or just there to prove the point
that they're making. Eh.

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Haiku #326425

*Amir was actually
     excited to talk about
his own weapon, too.

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Haiku #326426

Their are people out
     there I'd much rather hear on
the radio more.

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Haiku #326427

[deleted] Yeah but
     Titan is a way cooler
planet name than Mars.

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Haiku #326428

Like Mars Grayson or
     Mars Brown, or Mars Roberts or
something similar.

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Haiku #326429

Thanks for the info.
     What route would you take to start
checking for whats wrong?

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Haiku #326430

There's also Europe
     where people are most likely
at work currently.

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Haiku #326431

Unfortunately,
     it's impossible to make
this retroactive.

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Haiku #326432

I doubt the jury
     would hear what the fat guy did
the the camera guy.

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Haiku #326433

Wear a red shirt, go
     "Woo!" whenever some asshole
cheers you on, vote blue.

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Haiku #326434

(Toast with a fried egg
     in the center) It's my go
to post sex breakfast.

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Haiku #326435

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #326437

Drop gun control from
     your parties platform and you'd
get tons more support.

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Haiku #326438

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #326439

In fact it strengthens
     my point that the peer review
process is broken.

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Haiku #326440

Can I ask, is there
     something specific that made
you want to ask this?

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Haiku #326441

Just need to recruit
     some forwards to replace Clark,
Tyrrell and Turner.

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Haiku #326442

But I'd love to try.
     i just hatched Taurus which is
not from my region.

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Haiku #326443

I really do hope
     to see that everything gets
better for you. YES!

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Haiku #326444

Midwestern truckers
     really do not fall into
this category.

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Haiku #326445

He'll be fine if you
     replace them sometime Hey there!
I'm really sorry.

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Haiku #326446

You've disguised your 'are
     you really lizard people'
questions well. Nice one.

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Haiku #326447

Not to mention you
     could just play another one
drop to trade with it.

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Haiku #326448

Phelps's sponsorships
     are worth so much fucking more
than 300k for a fall.

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Haiku #326449

I thought so!" *Emerald
     stops and looks around again*
"there it is again!"

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Haiku #326450

Convincing people
     to change their minds is hard, but
not impossible.

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Haiku #326451

Lol vintage
     souths Makes me think of the end
to Tokyo Drift.

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Haiku #326452

I'd say drop it down
     to p4, but it's actually more
dramatic this way.

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Haiku #326453

You must not forget
     about Riot as they are
the company here.

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Haiku #326454

Play the game. You want
     Skins? Test your luck with the FREE
system or pay up.

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Haiku #326455

if you only like
     or comment on people you
know it won't happen.

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Haiku #326456

A link to any
     respectable media
source would be fine too.

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Haiku #326457

It's not the movie's
     science fiction elements
that make it great though.

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Haiku #326458

Then stick to the word.
     Every shout in person? Leave.
Shouting on the phone?

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Haiku #326459

I had a great time
     and will probably have a great
weekend with it, too.

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Haiku #326460

yes i don't know how
     to make scrambled eggs as it's
not popular here.

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Haiku #326461

I actually had no
     idea there we gypsies
in the british isles.

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Haiku #326462

Nothing comes to mind
     Fuck that, it's the vegemite!
Very smooth! Nice moves.

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Haiku #326463

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #326464

Arrived so early
     I nearly missed it, as you
need to sign for it.

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Haiku #326465

Fuck you. I am *sick*
     and *tired* of taking shit
like this in real life.

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Haiku #326466

Then I continue,
     once again to myself, "how
is it possible?

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Haiku #326467

Kinda insane. Oh,
     never knew about that. Thanks!
My grandma didn't drink...

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Haiku #293923

Everyone wanted
     to be something that sounded
more realistic.

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Haiku #326468

Bit sad. The tools are
     there, shared locks, voice and text chat
and a command wheel.

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Haiku #326469

So I ask you what
     "stuff" makes him look guilty? Yeah!
Yeah sure Canada.

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Haiku #326470

I got a better
     ship just wandering around
my starting planet.

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Haiku #326471

I quickly climbed back
     into my ship and set course
for the next planet!

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Haiku #326472

I would hope they're not
     developing it too much
but I bet they are.

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Haiku #326473

You're probably going
     to have a hell of a ride
with Alternative.

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Haiku #326474

I'll list which problems
     are "fixed" by the narrative
in Alternative.

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Haiku #326475

It's actually pretty
     fun if you are in the mood
for that kind of thing.

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Haiku #326476

That kinda ruins
     the fun of IKEA stuff.
I'm thrilled it is not.

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Haiku #326477

People with severe
     mental disabilities
should be put to sleep.

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Haiku #326478

Very disturbing
     what I'm hearing coming from
that campaign. NAMBLA.

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Haiku #326479

These are meant to be
     high quality images;
I don't understand.

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Haiku #326480

I think the problem
     comes from it being the short
form of Susana.

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Haiku #326481

Mine too:( I even
     raised my brother and sisters
and did a poor job.

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Haiku #326482

People with severe
     mental disabilities
should be put to sleep.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326484

I don't understand
     why you're get upset with me,
and acting so rude.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326485

I'm untouchable
     [deleted] The summer is
bright and full of lies.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326486

It does exactly
     one, mundane, specific thing,
and it does it well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326487

I run a table
     like this and new players come
and go quite a bit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326489

We should be giving
     laborers more rights to their
own labor, not less.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326490

Kilmer sucked because
     he wasn't even funny
about being bad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326491

Got up, went outside
     to listen if someone was
having a party.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326492

these should be past tense
     because everything else is
too so these should be.

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Haiku #326493

Ah well. Maybe by
     the time it goes on sale they'll
have worked out the kinks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326494

I don't even know
     why this is funny but I'm
fucking crying here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326495

[deleted] Made me
     think of this show for I guess
obvious reasons.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326496

Looking at all his
     policies Kasich clearly
is no moderate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326497

It's size, aesthetics,
     performance, everything has
been on point for me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326569

Damn thought it was just
     the software disabling it.
What the fuck is this?

Score: 0          

Haiku #326570

Good, now I can turn
     off the stuttering music
and play this instead.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326571

The Japanese had
     something even better than
the German missiles.

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Haiku #326572

the only thing worse
     than how dumb this is is how
dumb *AND* smug it is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326573

If there isn't, then
     try to start a new project,
and repeat the steps.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326574

Is it working now?
     Are you working with desktop
settings or mobile?

Score: 0          

Haiku #326575

I'm curious what
     are the tolerances on
track and field sprinting.

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Haiku #326576

His muscles seize up
     and he can't use his fingers
or legs properly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326578

Agreed, just because
     he's mad at someone, doesn't
mean he would beat her.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326579

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326580

The ones you can buy
     bundled are too expensive.
Look on Amazon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326581

Something which I find
     to be an exceptional
effort on their parts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326582

What if our basic
     needs is fight, kill, make children
work at factories.

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Haiku #326583

For the rest, unions
     would still do absolutely
nothing to help them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326584

Probably won't be back
     this match Stubborn or wanting
to not lose the fight.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326585

There must be a sound
     you're into if they think you
might enjoy the band.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326586

Here is why: The Dark
     Tower ends like a tattoo.
It's painful. It hurts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326587

Where are you located?
     I don't think any on then
really need skill ups.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326588

Its nobody's fault.
     At least show some concern, be
kind and contact her.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326589

One gate would have been
     awesome The Longest Day is
fantastic too. Yeah.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326590

So many people
     got really badly suckered
with the Alpha Drive.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326591

this builds a bond where
     you assume that what you see
is what's true and real.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326592

Literally spending
     more money because they didn't
make enough money.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326593

I've lived on the east
     coast my whole life, been to New
Jersey several times.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326594

The only male porn
     star I know of is James Deen.
So I guess James Deen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326595

Don't see this mentioned
     often, but I have had good
luck with a mouth guard.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326596

i can tell you are
     not a successful person.
Yeah won't surprise me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326597

You can put any
     genre to that dance and I'm
sure it qualifies.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326598

Pretty interesting
     way of applying different
fonts if you ask me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326599

Why do you assume
     anyone having problems
has subpar hardware?

Score: 0          

Haiku #326600

All kinds of fucked up
     things are gonna happen when
he wins, that's for sure.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326601

It's a game about
     space, and that's pretty much all
you get; empty space.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326602

I did and it's great.
     Blame Sony for not wanting
to lose the license.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326603

Sure, but one of them
     has no desire to be
tested on that stage.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326604

These guys have nothing
     to compare other than height
in my opinion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326605

Flash Gordon Good, good,
     fat cow A YO MAMA JOKE
ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL!

Score: 0          

Haiku #326606

As long as the pets
     are being taken care of,
it's not your business.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326607

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326608

At my wife's behest,
     I switch to my "house shoes" when
I get home from work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326609

What's not subjective
     is that you are a butthead.
I know what you mean.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326611

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326612

Even if you rank
     down (on purpose or not) you'll
just rank up again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326613

So basically it's
     all set up for Arsenal
to win against us.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326614

added I agree
     with you that American
culture is unique.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326615

In the mean time try
     to set up an appointment
with your primary.

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Haiku #326616

Or something crazy
     happened like Inglis actually
showing up to play?

Score: 0          

Haiku #326617

But I'm enjoying
     building this world and adding
my own spin on things.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326618

Cranston would be great
     n that role but the movie
stands up over time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326619

Finally bring back
     Jesus, but now he's very
black & very gay.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326620

I know it's really
     hard, but what she needs most right
now is an ally.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326621

Now that my other
     best friend has died, she's the one
who gets me the most.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326622

See. It. The best slave
     is one who doesn't realize
he's a slave. Wake up!

Score: 0          

Haiku #326623

Make sure you include
     your state in the title if
you post on either.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326624

And it's perfectly
     rational to get a refund
if it's not working.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326625

I thought "hey maybe
     I will like it even though
the reviews are bad".

Score: 0          

Haiku #326626

Almost everyone
     think Ti3 final was the best
and Ti4 was the worst.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326627

When ye meet those who
     disbelieve in battle, turn
not your backs to them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326628

Dropping this bomb on
     someone out of the blue could
be really shocking.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326629

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326630

People who can run
     the game are playing right now,
not writing reviews.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326631

It is when I get
     adrenaline if I am
nervous or anxious.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326632

And that's ignoring
     the fact that it's a stupid
comment by itself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326633

It's his mechanics
     that are considered "op", by
new or bad players.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326634

Let her start dating
     NOW don't wait for a divorce.
You could do the same.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326635

Trump's Ego I've been
     going up and down for drinks
because of this game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326636

You're going to learn
     how to say it in other
languages now, right?

Score: 0          

Haiku #326637

Turkish culture is
     hard to integrate to if
you're an immigrant.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326638

I hope they are! Still,
     it was a fun number when
thinking about it..

Score: 0          

Haiku #326639

Any suggestions?
     Enjoy the game! I agree.
Sometimes stories end.

Score: 0          

Haiku #326714

Cali man is used
     to no castle laws and no
such thing as gators.

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Haiku #326715

Since you worked until
     failure, you're going to feel
like shit for a while.

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Haiku #325342

Anyways, good luck
     with whatever method you
decide to go with!

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Haiku #326716

Tell me good sir, do
     you have any idea
how politics work?

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Haiku #326717

I don't think Tyler
     was really being mean, he's
just an idiot.

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Haiku #326718

I can't believe how
     fucking compliant people
are in this country.

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Haiku #326719

Will post back here if
     I find anything! Are you
freaking kidding me?!?!?!?!!!!?!?!?!!!

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Haiku #326720

Use your brain Two black
     men with rifles and armor
looking to kill cops.

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Haiku #326721

It's pretty surreal,
     graphic and incredibly
hard to watch at times.

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Haiku #326722

And one huge down one.
     I really hope this guy pulls
through this year. What a...

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Haiku #326723

Lots of systems were
     implemented with planet
rotation in mind.

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Haiku #326724

I hope I didn't get
     wrecked, because it still happens
to the best of us.

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Haiku #326725

It probably wasn't
     because no one had come up
with the idea.

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Haiku #326726

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #326727

This place is so mad,
     and you all need therapy.
And I love it. What?

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Haiku #326728

By today's standards,
     they're already approaching
their midlife crisis.

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Haiku #326729

I figured you didn't.
     I hope it works out. I had
sex with my sister.

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Haiku #326730

That is nice to hear.
     Always nice to see someone
helping out a friend.

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Haiku #326731

But I am afraid
     we still have to rely on
older ones for now.

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Haiku #326732

I haven't seen you
     in so long! Where have you been?
Are you with grandma?"

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