Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #237811

There are numerous
     evidence based articles
that show how it works.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237812

We've gone kayaking,
     hiking, go throw the frisbee
around, stuff like that.

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Haiku #237813

Magic Kingdom is
     less rides that you have to walk
too far between each.

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Haiku #237814

It's an open source
     version of chrome and supports
everything chrome does.

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Haiku #237815

Keep your head up man,
     this isn't nearly the worst
thing in the world. Yes.

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Haiku #237816

Tried the non stinkbug
     method this morning and got
quite a few slides down.

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Haiku #237817

The game will ask if
     you want to restart each time
you delete the app.

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Haiku #237818

However I don't
     think anyone would ever
fly out of Pierre.

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Haiku #237819

Very few people
     choose to be responsible
for their own actions.

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Haiku #237820

I just don't know why
     goodell feels forced to give one.
Metal, punk, and goth.

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Haiku #237821

I'll look it up. Thanks.
     Sounds kinky. Fantastic bush
as always!! Love it!!

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Haiku #237822

thanks, makes a lot more
     sense now The funds they invest
in transact a lot.

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Haiku #237823

Ritual beasts could
     also work but they have some
grave interaction.

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Haiku #237824

Unless your aiming
     for specific barbell bench
number to achieve.

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Haiku #237825

Why are you posting
     this if you never tried it?
It's a waste of time.

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Haiku #237826

May I compliment
     you on your excellent taste
in entertainment?

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Haiku #237827

Upward, not downward.
     And always twirling, twirling,
twirling towards freedom.

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Haiku #237828

You can't rely on
     any secondary stats,
whatever it is.

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Haiku #237829

Please do not reply
     to this message, as it will
likely go unread.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237830

I also felt like
     I was more irritable
on it than off it.

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Haiku #237831

We are still working
     on things but now I give him
homework assignments.

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Haiku #237832

Remain in a job
     you don't care for and doing
your dream on the side.

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Haiku #237833

They announced a while
     ago that they were working
on a new client.

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Haiku #237834

But as long as you
     can disable one of them,
there is no problem.

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Haiku #237835

Please do not reply
     to this message, as it will
likely go unread.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237837

I am not saying
     that its not clouds signature
move or anything.

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Haiku #237838

Awful idea.
     There is already a fee
on stock transactions.

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Haiku #237839

No point in doing
     business with people like that.
I hate everything.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237840

The amount I play
     on any given night has
decreased since HoW dropped.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237841

I don't wanna fill
     the atlas, just get classes
in a decent time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237842

The current R problem
     is just that the heal shouldn't
be part of her kit.

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Haiku #237843

Made it to the 1000lbs
     club today with the 340-lb squat,
so I'm glad you asked!

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Haiku #237844

Please do not reply
     to this message, as it will
likely go unread.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237845

HE IS LITERALLY
     HITLER! FUCK HIM, FUCK YOU, FUCK
EVERYTHING!!!!!!!! Asshole.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237846

Just have patience. :D
     More info will come out soon
enough I assume.

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Haiku #237847

I don't know why, but
     the Cactus Jack falling tree
sound effect killed me.

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Haiku #237848

The term is actually
     from the song, not the other
way around Sounds great!

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Haiku #237849

I decide that it's
     better to have a support
than to not have Kael.

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Haiku #237850

We're discussing one
     song per day and working our
way through all their songs.

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Haiku #237851

Isn't black listed
     going to be like a bus
ride away from you.

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Haiku #237852

There is none. He shrugged.
     "I dunno, maybe it would
make you feel better.

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Haiku #237853

[deleted] You've been
     down voted because hola
is no longer safe.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237854

We should never be
     picking the least useless skill
among useless skills.

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Haiku #237855

I agree that there
     is a lot of dialog
in a game this big.

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Haiku #237856

Say he chooses red.
     He's now wrong. Man three assumes
scenario three.

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Haiku #237857

Riding at a low
     cadence is great for training
to build up leg strength.

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Haiku #237859

[deleted] Thank you
     to all of your responses,
This will help a lot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237860

Maybe look it up
     and see if you can do some
repairs on your own.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237861

How in the fuck do
     people this terrible keep
getting elected?

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Haiku #237862

If you don't plan on
     watching the games live, you can
always torrent them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237863

I want them to make
     the best of their time with me
now that I'm alive.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237864

Running into bugs
     is completely normal if
you're signed up for this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237865

Also, add some chat
     functionality to grab
some more visitors.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237866

If you want to be
     "specific" like you said, then
you shouldn't either.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237867

I would have taken
     the second trick over it,
but not a big deal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237868

that's pretty awesome!
     what does he say about what
he was like in school?

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Haiku #237869

It would have been nice
     to have official support
for Ti, though. Success.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237870

How do you knock out
     the walls without taking them
out from the surface?

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Haiku #237871

Dr. John Schumaker
     wrote "On Wings of Illusion"
quite some years ago.

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Haiku #237872

And hey a bad day
     at the beach Beats a good day
anywhere else True.

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Haiku #237873

It doesn't affect
     anything here but you're right.
"What's a potato?"

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Haiku #237874

Reading in the dark
     was so great last night (I don't
care how odd that sounds).

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Haiku #237875

If the courier
     isn't that good it still won't
be worth anything.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237876

I think everyone
     is just beginning to see
the cracks through the fun.

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Haiku #237950

:o Lol no
     I'm not English I just learned
English in England.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237951

The loan *amount* is
     most certainly contingent
on the appraisal.

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Haiku #237952

That's why I think Nic
     Cage needs a role in a True
Detective series.

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Haiku #237953

Pyro is broken
     and does need a rework, but
in the form of buffs.

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Haiku #237954

I took him on plane
     rides, Chicago, Seattle;
where I went, he went.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237955

Avoiding bad deals
     is half the battle Must get
up and job today.

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Haiku #237956

I love Elite but
     he is right about the whole
"you are the ship" thing.

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Haiku #237957

My thought has always
     been that I have one team, then
there's players I like.

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Haiku #237958

Are you kidding me?
     this was just asked yesterday
for a billionth time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237959

Love them to death When
     I caught Mew. It was under
that truck the whole time!

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Haiku #237960

Just getting to Mars
     is a much bigger leap than
you seem to realize.

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Haiku #237961

A lot of people
     who never play any ranked
match got the nexus.

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Haiku #237962

(stalingrad battle
     episode) I've been this way
my entire life.

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Haiku #237963

Which I did, because,
     what is the alternative?
Be mad forever?

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Haiku #237964

They owned the whole street
     for a few blocks and it was
actually a closed set.

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Haiku #237965

All the sidewalks were
     closed minus letting people
through to businesses.

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Haiku #237966

As for puny, some
     people actually like puny.
Space is a concern.

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Haiku #237967

He pressed the creature
     to one of the ladies who
hugged it to her chest.

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Haiku #237968

As for throwing balls
     back, it is not a crime (where
as trespassing is).

Score: 0          

Haiku #237969

that's a little harsh.
     hopefully there aren't any
taco bells nearby.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237970

What makes sense to us
     may be abhorrent to them,
or embraced by them.

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Haiku #237971

I also find creep
     much more disgusting when I'm
not playing as Zag.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237972

Wow you're a little
     special aren't you lol
You're damn right I will.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237973

They won't do shit like
     that because they'll be paying
the winner's court costs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237974

On the other hand
     if it is sustainable,
what needs two be fixed?

Score: 0          

Haiku #237975

How else can a tree
     get nitrogen, and do some
trees fixate their own?

Score: 0          

Haiku #237976

I've had sexual
     fantasies about having
sex with other men.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237977

To clarify, it's
     the businesses being taxed,
not the consumers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237978

Biggest thing, don't be
     afraid to ask for help from
family and others.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237979

Maybe he'll improve,
     but he's far from anything
special right now. Nope!

Score: 0          

Haiku #237980

I always grab green
     and try to drop a path up
to the dragon head.

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Haiku #237981

Sonny boy threw down
     So YOU were that guy taking
the panorama!

Score: 0          

Haiku #237982

As long as there is
     Faith, it will work. Faith in God
and his processes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237983

As it turns out, it's
     not so much fragmentation
as bifurcation.

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Haiku #237984

I could be wrong but
     I think we still have Woodley
on our books. Cheers, dude!

Score: 0          

Haiku #237985

Yeah, it's upsetting
     that most gunner gear I try
to make use that piece.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237987

done I disagree
     I just got into the game
and I think it rocks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237988

Track car? Distance will
     factor into which engine
will make the most sense.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237989

Godzilla wouldn't
     be a thing unless a joke
popped up about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237990

You may want to try
     coming online to our chat
room to get live help.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237991

I thought that was clear.
     I even said that it would
damage the country.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237992

The fact that it was
     so far away, but we could
see it so clearly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237993

She provides the "it's
     the man putting you down" bit,
and the rest is looks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237994

Those are the only
     "choices" I see as being
relevant in this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237995

It is always there,
     but it's not a distraction.
It's a fact of life.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237996

No clue what you were
     going for, even after
your explanation.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237997

I hate performance
     assessments, especially those
relating to math.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237998

Every group has their
     good and bad, no need to go
saying stuff like that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237999

Wait? I thought this dude
     was like a state champion
bowler in high school.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238000

over and over
     again just because someone
disagrees with you?

Score: 0          

Haiku #238002

I wouldn't even
     ask her number let alone
ask her out again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238003

I wish I had friends.
     Ugh your comment made me tear
up, I'm such a sap.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238004

Whatever happens
     to you, just know this one thing
and you'll be alright.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238005

I refuse to play
     anything but ranked until
this issue is fixed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238006

If Steam would let you
     do that, I would have almost
every game on there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238007

Jesus Christ he might
     as well have just hung a sign
that said "whites only".

Score: 0          

Haiku #238009

Sure, I agree, most
     black murder victims are killed
by black murderers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238010

They have an IP block
     for SEA users to push them
to their own servers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238011

You know what reflects
     this quote every single day?
The Aladdin Show.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238012

I think the 4th
     one maybe if I just got
rid of the jacket?

Score: 0          

Haiku #238013

It smells horrible
     and is a little thicker
than milk. Don't use it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238014

The drinking has stopped
     and I am trying my hardest
to keep it that way.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238015

I wasn't going
     to waste any more time trying
to explain to him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238016

Pondering your past
     is going against the stream,
which causes struggle.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238017

Without her, I don't
     think anyone would say grim
patron is that good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238018

They have to be rich
     because the thing is massive
and is on all day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238019

Bill and Hillary
     are two politically minded
people who married.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238020

Great job! What would you
     recommend to get the worn
look if not steel wool?

Score: 0          

Haiku #238021

One of the comments
     said breakfast was fine but eat
real food for dinner!

Score: 0          

Haiku #238093

Tighten to intake,
     and smear more of it over
the slit on the bing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238094

Many cultures don't
     think many ideas you
have should be expressed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238095

I hope you're trolling.
     The trails this weekend will be
especially crowded.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238096

Bernie didn't invent
     TV, or their desire
for great sports to show.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238097

Mario had "Game
     over", That was pretty damn
good game over screen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238098

Telling them their art
     is shit will just make them stop,
which makes them get worse.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238099

Thank you very much!
     I'm definitely going
to look into this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238100

He has no special
     telephone line to any
sort of deity.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238101

I'm Canadian
     and that comment section is
giving me cancer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238102

Rich pay more than their
     share of income, more than their
share of services.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238103

They clearly are not
     intelligent, else they would
be more reasonable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238104

You know perfectly
     well it's simply throwing back
opposing homeruns.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238105

I can honestly
     say I don't know a single
person who owns one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238106

So why are you still
     going on with it? You won.
You won months ago.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238107

The law of the world
     has always been for the strong
to consume the weak.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238108

So glad someone else
     enjoys that crazy woman
as much as I do.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238109

how does someone leave
     for a week and not check on
their pets even once!!!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #238110

The Revolution
     isn't coming tomorrow
to fix everything.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238111

That's what it's referred
     to in England anyway.
Thanks for the reply!

Score: 0          

Haiku #238112

Can someone explain
     to me the difference between
north and south Dublin.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238113

Can you guys play more
     Vancouver shows? Maybe just
move here forever.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238114

Unfortunately
     there is only so much you
can do for a friend.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238115

I think the big thing
     that will help is to let him
know that he's wanted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238116

Everyone loses.
     So the high line looks a bit
faster on that turn.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238117

And absolutely
     thanks to those that provided
feedback yesterday.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238118

Our burden of proof
     is thus absolved and your friend
has acknowledged this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238119

That awesome stretch first
     thing in the morning while you're
still in bed. So nice!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #238120

Makes me wonder if
     the young guy was running his
mouth beforehand. Thanks!

Score: 0          

Haiku #238121

you get my point, all
     things an individual
could NEVER support.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238122

Ugh. Banner Lords hype?
     Keep it stock. Nothing will make
that chrysler sound good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238123

[deleted] Divine
     intervention is a rare
occurrence you know.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238124

It's actually my sole
     purpose of using that app...
GET IT? "SOLE" PURPOSE?!?

Score: 0          

Haiku #238125

It might also be
     worth contacting your doctor
and speaking with them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238126

Should have just waited
     till he retired, then dropped bombs
like Hiroshima.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238127

Most importantly:
     World War One was not called World
War One at the time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238128

Does he go around
     asking women if they take
birth control pills too?

Score: 0          

Haiku #238129

Anyway, I don't
     recall a big change as I'm
nearing 11k prestige.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238130

A bit of jogging
     and some pushups just isn't
going to cut it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238131

The problem with these
     articles is that they won't
just let this shit die.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238132

What a deal that was.
     He saved us so much money
by haggling for us.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238133

Then he was able
     to escape while the woman
was unable to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238134

If you get it back
     within a year, you're doing
better than most. Yes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238135

Add your count to two.
     Less out the door and more get
in the fucking sea.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238136

This is certainly
     atypical for women,
but they do exist.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238138

That's another one
     I need to hit! I belong
to Amherst golf Club.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238139

Because the robot
     can't move without a human
behind the controls.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238140

Physics deals with things
     that are in reality
and can be proven.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238141

In winter you won't
     freeze if you have some decent
bike clothing. Storage...

Score: 0          

Haiku #238142

Question though, if you
     own the copyright, why not
publish the singles?

Score: 0          

Haiku #238143

Yeah, just report these
     things to the feedback tracker
and they will fix it.

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Haiku #238144

I would guess outlets
     as i've never seen charging
cords in a locker.

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Haiku #238145

Keeping everyone
     else out of the label is
their latest tactic.

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Haiku #238146

If that were the case
     every bar, every night would
have people beaten.

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Haiku #238147

I have yet to see
     "sparkling wine" actually labeled
as Champagne as well.

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Haiku #238148

Is sleeping around
     more common for straight couples
or for gay couples?

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Haiku #238149

If it is, then you
     do hate libertarians.
And now I know why.

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Haiku #238150

Do another long
     exposure during winter
with snow everywhere.

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Haiku #238151

She does not let them
     outside when planes are flying
overhead, either.

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Haiku #238152

I don't like movies
     *trying* to be cult. That's not how
you get to be cult.

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Haiku #238153

The teaching landscape
     has changed a lot since I was
in primary school.

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Haiku #238154

Very nice! I've heard
     that barn boards will really chew
up you planar blades.

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Haiku #238155

HAVE. ANY. FREAKING.
     IDEA. HOW. ***OFTEN***. THIS.
QUESTION. GETS. ASKED. HERE???

Score: 0          

Haiku #238156

The flag? Ah ok,
     I misunderstood. Thank you
for the correction.

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Haiku #238157

She brushed off the dirt
     on her white dress and clasped her
hands behind her back.

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Haiku #238158

To clarify, do
     you mean choosing an beta
over an alpha?

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Haiku #238159

And like others said,
     drive right and don't get tickets
or have accidents.

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Haiku #238160

Have your boyfriend buy
     the present and put your name
on it, if he wants.

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Haiku #238161

The oil spill delayed
     this for awhile but this year
he brought the plan back!

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