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I wanted to see
     if it transcribed garbage text
under the picture.

Come straighten your hair!"
     If you're having a bad hair
day, don't walk by them.

there is currently
     no answer to this question.
hopefully soon! Nope.

But it will let you
     use your music library
more effectively.

Depending on what
     you mean by "Pandora's box"
I could name a few.

My self esteem was
     too low then, I felt it was
all I deserved. Now?

Man, one of these days
     you need to introduce me
to your lady friends.

I felt like I was
     lied to and now I don't care
about their product.

If you want the best
     version available, go
with the PC port.

Otherwise I'll be
     with someone for a few weeks
before I end it.

This is mine, except
     I've only seen the movie.
How does it compare?

On the internet?
     Who does that? Why is your dog
wearing a sweater?

As soon as I saw
     the post title my bullshit
detector went off.

Our saintly lords reign
     supreme, for denial is
their will and word YES!

Once the "Creepy ass
     cracker" came out it was all
fucking over with.

Not to mention all
     the travelling about Europe
and South East asia.

Weeden was actually
     worse in future projections
which account for luck.

Exactly, if Christ
     were not truly God I would
not believe in him.

Arguably, both
     arguments are correct, or
at least have merit.

presenting as butch)
     are definitely not seen
as hot by straight males.

If its "of each" I'd
     say that's no where near enough
to be worrisome.

[deleted] If you
     want my comeback, you can scrape
if off your mom's teeth...

Before you know it,
     there'll be a hit contract
on your head. You're wrong.

All I can say is
     I definitely wouldn't
mind playing this game!

If an officer
     doesn't speak Spanish, they just
call for one who does.

I appreciate
     that it's not the same goddamn
paint splatter design.

I've played quite a few
     games myself but never seen
anything that cool.

When a player starts
     the vote they're the ONLY ONE
who has their vote shown.

I play the oboe.
     I'd love to learn how to play
the drums and guitar.

Plane seatbelts didn't used
     to fit and now I actually
have to tighten them.

I guess as a mod
     I can still see it even
though I removed it.

When it stops hurting
     you know permanent damage
is taking effect.

Yet for some reason
     being five out of ten stars
will get attention.

He says no less than
     once a week will he get some
kind of "jock" comment.

Those are real issues
     that absolutely deserve
your criticism.

So the question has
     been answered but I wanted
to point out something.

Eliminate red
     meat and tofu from diet
(due to gout concerns).

[deleted] I cant
     read or write but I can speak
pretty fluently.

I am friends with him.
     Is that good enough? Oh wait.
I figured it out.

But if I can get
     clearance, you guys will LOVE what
I can get for you.

Governments cannot
     be trusted in the long term.
Just look at history.

This happened a good
     while before America's
official entry.

Make them find the ID.
     If I'm feeling nice I might
tell them my first name.

Beautiful guitars.
     about to post this, kinda
felt bad, but its true.

Their food. Their money.
     It is theirs. there: location.
It is over there.

ask a friend you can
     trust to buy it for you buy
giving him your pass.

He is frequently
     able to take possessions
off to recover.

If it ever comes
     out it will be free and will
be posted on here.

Random question but
     what was the Wonder Woman
scene at the end from?

If you purchase two
     or more together, I will
combine shipping costs.

[deleted] I just
     shouted "You lucky bastard"
at the screen. I'm glad.

People park over
     by me (Knapp and Astor) just
for Jazz in the Park.

I'd pay to see that.
     See, you contradict yourself
in the same comment.

I don't know why, it's
     just satisfying and feels
like cleaning it up.

Did It Not?!? Yeah, that's
     not totalitarian
rhetoric at all.

You could get the same
     affect from filters if you
played around with them.

But didn't show her face,
     I'm sure her body is just
as good as always.

Around here we break
     windows if we spot dogs trapped
in cars on hot days.

I highly suggest
     attending local churches.
Great experience!

But as a foreigner
     you walk down it and be like.
Wow this is shitty.

But taking a pay
     cut wouldn't do anything
to help the patient.

But it shouldn't be
     absurd that they should get mail
at least twice a week.

Or the night before.
     As trite as it may sound, don't
give up on that hope.

Spend some time to look
     around, and talk to people
to see what comes up.

Is a Christian who
     works on the Sabbath a true
Christian? And so on.

Yup! This stoned guy just
     saved many lives and shook up
the medical world!

I did sort of feel
     guilty, like I should be nice
and do what he asked.

Exercise would help.
     Physical energy is
the most basic thing.

My bad man! Sorry...
     I think it's a goner Thanks,
I will keep pushing!

As sad as it was,
     The Road was absolutely
amazing IMO.

French (as seen *right here*)?!
     I was really impressed by
the concrete block test!

There is no such thing
     as b11 on dominant chords.
That would be a third.

Did the egyptians
     only have "normal" boats or
why did they not land?

I got *down voted*
     for using the correct word
for a female dog?

I just checked it out,
     it looks very much like what
I was going for.

I actually like this.
     It prompts me to do other
things and take a break.

Viruses exist
     in pretty shitty (sometimes
literally) water.

they opened it up
     for a weekend for people
to look inside it.

Rocky start, no hope
     Suddenly: we're winning games!
Playoffs: oh, right, Caps.

Do you think this is
     fair to leave the onus on
the man at all times?

If they make it work
     with their diets, they will be
less likely to quit.

I told my girlfriend
     this and she was a little
jealous lol.

I think it is cool
     that your mom's had collections
and were proud of them.

It's sickening. EDIT:
     typo They are funny, shoot
guns, and blow things up.

If its 1v1 or 2v2
     then both teams would have the buff.
How is that unfair?

Rip means rest in peace,
     so you just wrote Rest in peace
in peace LOL!

Unfiltered Wheat saved
     my supply when baby girl
was a few months old.

PM me. I can
     only watch this when im high
[deleted] Thank you.

I think they made one
     big mistake which is having
their own marketplace.

All those links that should
     stay blue.. yeah, they are purple.
Too damn curious.

Too damn curious.
     who does the voice for "TV"
in this episode?

You are forgiven!
     [deleted] The Big Bang was
not an explosion.

Or reverse it, I'm
     looking for a car online
and find one I like.

Be who you want, just
     shut the fuck up and let me
masturbate in peace.

Same goes for Brian
     Cushing. How many games did
he even play in?

But if you don't know
     what you are doing you will
get into trouble.

But, I am calling
     *you* racist. Because you are.
A racist, I mean.

I live near the San
     Antonio area.
How is it down there?

You're probably going
     to have to give them away,
I do every year.

With an old house you
     won't really know what you got
until winter comes.

I happen to like
     to eat sushi with chopsticks
held a certain way.

That to me is what
     should be required on all beers.
Regardless of style.

The only thing you
     can do to get rid of them
is to promote them.

Norway's navy needs
     to make a diplomatic
visit to Dubai.

Gonna make shit real
     from now on (even more so,
anyway). Awesome.

So yeah. Some scars on
     my hand and a bigger on
on my lower leg.

rat3 is my current fave.
     cheap cheerful, and excellent
value for money.

I don't know why, but
     I found this story to be
rather amusing.

That Sammy signing
     has to be one of the worst
in Holland's tenure.

I would much rather
     know the girl before I hook
up with her, you know?

Most water filters
     are bad at removing salts
and other minerals.

As someone who loves
     instant gratification
this one made me smile.

I don't think you know
     what "indiscriminate" means.
She was abusive.

Your closest move might
     be Nashville if you're into
music marketing.

Would you recommend
     the use of Robes, Light Armour,
or Heavy Armour?

Anyway, you might
     not remember me but Im
super prego now.

We would have gotten
     more information closer
to launch, period.

Your mind was made up
     immediately after
hearing MH died.

There is nothing wrong
     with the title, just how you
interpreting it.

This is very sweet.
     Parental fist bump. And you
deserve a good friend!

That's why his comment
     required clarification.
Channel link now please!

Thanks! Great compliments.
     I need to frame that for all
the men folk to see.

Are you serious?
     200-250k for a house big enough
to raise a family?

They is a new med
     coming to market that may
help me. Fingers crossed.

Plus, it's freaking fun!
     And the best exercise is
one that you'll stick to.

I make sure to just
     completely stop now but there's
that rare occasion.

Anything I would
     need to perform, create, or
listen to music.

Even with the health
     plan id be fucked if i got
really sick or hurt.

They've bought promising
     players such as Redmond but
nothing mind blowing.

Interestingly
     when that was happening they were
not considered "whites".

This past season, Dwight
     was not the best defensive
big man in the league.

As I already
     said, people can live without
having their needs met.

A fetus is not
     capable of surviving
without the mother.

Nothing really just
     looking at the stars, scaring
the coast guard, drinking.

Sorry bro, it sucks.
     My s3 is supported though,
strangely enough. Yep.

Not another one!
     That isn't a racing game.
That's a crashing game.

Damn that was funny!
     I'm sorry to hear about
your diagnosis.

Depth, width, and height are
     considerably opened
up and expanded.

Know how long this lasts?
     I can grab it on the 1st,
if it's still on sale.

Thank you for the help,
     I wasn't sure if doing
that would work or not.

I prefer local
     Chinese buffets, anyway.
Get your ass out here.

I cannot blame him.
     There's nothing wrong with being
the stereotype.

What quest do I need
     to do to use the fairy
rings without a staff.

However, this is
     obviously a silly
point to consider.

Guys are visual
     and they like to see as much
as they like to feel.

So yes, they are like
     dogs or cats in the regard
that they're all different.

"I haven't actually
     had the time to count it up
exactly," she said.

Holland offered him
     exactly what he was worth
and he turned it down.

I'll have a look when
     I can get on the PC.
Cheers for the info!

Betting against these
     three together is risky
:p. Possible? Yes.

that's a weird helmet
     They are truly talented
and shit happens man.

And every fucking
     time, the car would start to drive
itself down the road.

It's a really crap
     situation to be put
in by management.

But anyway, game
     wasn't so good after all
in my opinion.

It can also be
     used to mean continually
observing something.

But at this price point
     I would heavily advice
intel for gaming.

Essentially, these
     organizations are what
you are looking for.

I just feel a real
     kit and a rock drummer could
do a lot for it.

I've seen seminar
     guys try and get sales leads on
here occasionally.

We hate him because
     he literally retired from
le contract he signed.

I may do a Let's
     Play video. Depends how
lazy I'm feeling.

If he was using
     the A minor scale, why was
he using that scale?

I had already
     enjoyed the game and received
my platinum trophy.

I've recreated
     the free fall part quite a bit.
Not the landing, though.

The tarantula
     and the scorpion will fight
as well. You look great!

How far back before
     the game are people willing
to debate about?

Thanks for the response
     man, I'll have to check it out.
[deleted] Grinding.

Well my question is:
     Are you ever coming back
to Puerto Rico?

There is a difference
     between disliking something
and hating something.

It looks exactly
     like the noodles that I've been
getting Chinese from.

This seemed like the most
     appropriate place to ask..
But I'm probably wrong.

[deleted] ok.
     wasn't knocking, just thought there
might be a typo.

Interesting. It seems
     graffiti fits the theory.
Speeding... not a chance.

toss in an angry
     triangle robot, job done"
Yea it kind of sucks.

Now he's a corporate
     lapdog who in some cases
is worse off than Bush.

You can pretty much
     find a pattern for most things
you can imagine.

almost Africa
     Ok, take your time. I don't
have a lot to sell.

But to me, it's clean,
     unique for a production
beer, and it's classy.

Fear not, Chicago
     takes care of its own, even
when they are away.

They give you massive
     blue balls though, so you gotta
be prepared for that.

Those are the best kind!
     Yes I know. I don't really
care about the deal.

Classic Bill. Sorry,
     I didn't see the episode.
I'd love some hockey.

Say goodbye to those
     days and get ready to feel
some adrenaline.

Yup! Use a line out
     converter for your fronts or
use the stock wiring.

And please, don't equate
     my argument to the drunk
driving argument.

It just doesn't work.
     And it took me years to come
to that conclusion.

Cocoa [deleted]
     More like they only comment
when it's relevant.

It just wouldn't work.
     I woke up to freezing rain,
or what seemed like it.

I was in a rush
     and noticed it the moment
I stepped on to them.

Once you finish, I'm
     assuming there's no witness
mark on A or B?

*and actually: Why do
     you not want economic
progress for Tucson?

He's the coach... What do
     you mean? pistachio shells?
Oh I see it now!

Either way is right
     dude Surprisingly easy
to masturbate to.

You sit down to play
     for an hour and next thing you
know it is Tuesday.

Whichever you think
     is more helpful to you, is
up to you I guess.

Well, there's your problem.
     Seriously, you might shit
out your intestines.

Lol this is
     the most random, awesome thing
I've read in a while.

Wow, someone sure is
     typing a lot about things
on the internet.

They liked to move fast.
     One thing you DON'T say is how
much you're making now.

He got really mad
     and said something like "ARE YOU
SERIOUS? FUCK YOU!"

The idea was
     not to try and dismantle
or change the system.