Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #235426

Yes. The public would
     need to be better informed
about those issues.

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Haiku #235427

It would depend on
     how many you have and are
willing to part with.

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Haiku #235428

I was suspecting
     that it was just a question
and problem of time.

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Haiku #235429

Thanks That or if you
     see someone about to wait
on you wave them off.

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Haiku #235430

An adversity
     in rank doesn't mean you are
unable to win.

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Haiku #235431

Way to keep your gun
     super steady, props for that!
Was it a code red?

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Haiku #235432

They seemed so much more
     exciting and colorful
on Oblivion.

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Haiku #235510

Dude what sorry but
     we're gonna need to see his
birth certificate.

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Haiku #235511

Should we work to change
     the law so that it's more just?
Yes, obviously.

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Haiku #235512

You might not believe
     in them, but it's really just
your word against theirs.

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Haiku #235513

It looks pretty good,
     although the last chapter or
so is still missing.

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Haiku #235514

The bandwidth throughput
     isn't the issue really,
it's the latency.

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Haiku #233896

Everything can be
     broken down until the big
picture goes away.

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Haiku #235515

I feel sick. cross post
     from beef flaps? Nice, very nice!
I hope it's good news!

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Haiku #235516

He was better than
     Hoyt though. Hoyt was literally
just a Bond villain.

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Haiku #235517

He was a complete
     psychopath without really
overdoing it.

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Haiku #235518

[deleted] Modern
     ships all have really shallow
drafts and flat bottoms.

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Haiku #235519

This is great in calm
     water, but deep hulls are far
better for big waves.

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Haiku #235520

You can choose which drive
     to install it on during
the install process.

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Haiku #235521

You can on older
     card readers but I can't see
the staff letting you.

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Haiku #235522

If the science was
     worth anything, they would try
to publish higher.

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Haiku #235523

They were enemy
     creeps from the enemy side
attacking my creeps.

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Haiku #235525

I'm a Queen City
     ENT! I... LOVE THIS! Yeah, the blue
one looks good to me.

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Haiku #235526

The only way he'd
     want to pursue things is if
he rarely sees you.

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Haiku #235527

Fantastic! More cars
     from california I know
the cables are cheap.

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Haiku #235528

No one is hacking.
     I think I would say probably.
definitely, yes.

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Haiku #235529

I love you Bruce, but
     sometimes I find your questions
tend towards the latter.

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Haiku #235530

Very few athletes
     get unconditional love.
I see your point though.

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Haiku #235531

A game being used
     to play a game not being
saved to the same game?

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Haiku #235532

I definitely
     get what people are saying
when they cite Football.

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Haiku #235533

Could do with a bit
     more suppression on the side;
need to see the back.

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Haiku #235534

You can buy a kit
     online for pretty cheap though.
Ah yes, a little.

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Haiku #235535

I see what you are
     getting at and what you are
saying does make sense.

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Haiku #235536

First, this will NEVER
     change if leaving and cheating
are off the table.

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Haiku #235537

I suppose I should
     have specified. Lol.
World champs! Germany!

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Haiku #235538

I maintain that you
     know absolutely nothing
about that user.

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Haiku #235539

When people do these
     studies they do take random
samples of people.

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Haiku #235540

As soon as i move
     out, eating healthier will
be much easier.

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Haiku #235541

Same goes for android
     which is much better but still
way behind ios.

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Haiku #235542

I love his hair Can
     I get a greasy lard bomb
with a child soda?

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Haiku #235543

Looks to have the right
     mentality for the prem
Second to hardest.

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Haiku #235544

do you want trench foot?
     This is how you get trench foot.
Holy. Fucking. Shit.

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Haiku #235545

A bunch of people
     are reveling in their shared
past experience.

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Haiku #235546

Once the fire's lit,
     all the other benders can
take a piece of it.

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Haiku #235547

As someone else said
     though, it needs to be a good
steak to have this done.

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Haiku #235548

We've been battling each
     other and recently he's
been kicking my butt.

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Haiku #235549

Hope not. 3M Command
     Strips. I like the Velcro ones,
easier to hide.

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Haiku #235550

I have a moto
     x so I'll definitely
take a look, thank you!

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Haiku #235551

I think joe has lost
     frame here and is letting rage
get the best of him.

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Haiku #235552

Bad memorable:
     my husband's ex wife's wedding
(to her current husband).

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Haiku #235553

It works great even
     while running on a server
and looks nice to boot.

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Haiku #235554

I'm the man sent from
     the future to kill you but
not now... I'll be back.

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Haiku #235555

:S If that's what you
     think then by all means stop trying
to be successful.

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Haiku #235556

last year it was all
     about how we should protect
the players better.

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Haiku #235557

You will probably be
     disappointed Nah, it looks
like nylon to me.

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Haiku #235558

Your sword is on fire
     on the end and that is what
applies the passive.

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Haiku #235560

Because of this there
     is no incentive to get
these homes to market.

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Haiku #235561

"THE RIGHT SCOOP" Ah yes,
     this looks like an accurate,
unbiased news source.

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Haiku #235562

Here you go. And no
     problem, just thought I'd save you
(and other's some time).

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Haiku #235563

That's exactly what
     I'm asking for. Facts that most
right wingers don't know.

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Haiku #235564

Park districts around
     here do have some organized
adult leagues as well.

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Haiku #235565

You know what they say
     about allowing suckers
to keep their money.

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Haiku #235566

I'm not sure if I'll
     have the balls to paint up six
voyager figures.

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Haiku #235567

Or a capital
     cost, depends on how you want
to think about it.

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Haiku #235568

That they've led normal
     lives isn't an argument
for circumcision.

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Haiku #235569

As for sunscreen, patch
     test with samples before you
apply all over.

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Haiku #235570

If you need any
     more, let me know and I'll give
you some answers too.

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Haiku #235571

I hate how we can
     only pick English, Spanish,
Portuguese, and French.

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Haiku #235572

Forget the hacking
     and bugs, even WITHOUT those
the game is suffering.

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Haiku #235573

I know full well what
     you mean, and I know what black
ghetto culture is.

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Haiku #235574

So, to wrap it up,
     make sure you get the basics
down and watch to learn.

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Haiku #235575

They're probably testing
     the waters ^^^heh for some new
item ideas.

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Haiku #235576

Sure thing! Give me one
     minute to add you and then
open your gates please?

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Haiku #235577

I hope he plays well
     for the Celtics, he will be
missed at Golden State.

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Haiku #235578

The "analysts" just
     throw around their guesses, why
is that the benchmark?

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Haiku #201092

It all makes me feel
     ill because none of that was
who I was or am.

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Haiku #235579

Can we include our
     own reasons for reporting
in the report box?

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Haiku #235580

Based on the numbers
     you're putting up there, it would
be cutting it close.

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Haiku #235581

Yeah. It's surprising
     how much having a good phone
can change your usage.

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Haiku #235582

I could've taken
     you to the Ballon d'Or, Gael.
It could've been yours.

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Haiku #235583

If there's anything
     else you're curious about
I can help answer.

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Haiku #235584

It doesn't always
     work but when it does, it feels
very amazing.

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Haiku #235585

Pretty sure run or
     not you're fucked if a tiger
is coming at you.

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Haiku #235586

Thanks for the info,
     I think I may try and be
there for Thursday then.

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Haiku #235587

Would you mind sharing
     your deck list and your general
approach to the deck?

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Haiku #235588

Do you want to see
     bigger, riskier moves just
for the sake of it?

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Haiku #235589

Depends on my mood,
     how much time I have, and what
I'm trying to achieve.

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Haiku #235590

They're entertaining,
     and I have a lot of time
on my hands some days.

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Haiku #235591

There are worse evil
     umbrella corporation
names for hack writers.

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Haiku #235592

I'm guessing this is
     someone's highschool or college
art project. "The bank.

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Haiku #235593

In lore he's really
     not much stronger than most peak
human characters.

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Haiku #235595

Accidentally
     got stuck in a dead woman.
That would be awesome!

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Haiku #235596

What makes it better
     than the other 3D physics
libraries out there?

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Haiku #235597

That's a valid point.
     Thanks for the thoughtful reply.
I want to see this.

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Haiku #235598

Contracts were a start,
     but I finished my heavy
contract in one life.

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Haiku #235599

Also nice to go
     to Chelsea during the week
when it's not crowded.

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Haiku #235600

Prior Service Dogs
     I'm honestly excited
to watch this season.

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Haiku #235677

OPs Mother will be
     fertile this season Are host
options enabled?

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Haiku #235601

You're so right! I think
     I'm just desperate to feel it.
Here are the lyrics.

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Haiku #235602

I am more a dark
     chocolate guy but your cake is
really attractive.

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Haiku #235603

Most likely. That is
     what I intended, sorry
for the confusion.

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Haiku #235604

I had nuts for lunch...
     You don't need to buy a horse
to train your horse skills.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235605

Former girlfriend was
     Ginger. Don't be that guy, OP.
Answer the question.

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Haiku #235606

3)What do you believe
     to be the weirdest song you've
written (lyrics wise)?

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Haiku #235607

They just want a few
     things from this piece of paper,
so give it to them!

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Haiku #235608

It's definitely
     just the capsule by itself,
no trunk or IDA.

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Haiku #235609

Stacked just means a girl
     with an hourglass figure,
big assets. print screen.

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Haiku #235610

That's why I said current
     SEC team. Honestly it's seems
too good to be true.

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Haiku #235611

Anything will taste
     like what you cook it with, that's
why we cook with stuff.

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Haiku #235612

i figured they'd go
     up either on sips live or
team double dingus.

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Haiku #235613

I'll make a salad
     and apps incase anyone
doesn't like the boar.

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Haiku #235614

I read "How to Win
     Friends and Influence People"
by Dale Carnegie.

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Haiku #235615

They aren't hard to get
     into as oppose to STEM,
business, lawyer fields.

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Haiku #235616

I really have no
     idea what will happen.
It's just a huge mess.

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Haiku #235617

Virtual Crew Chief
     that will assist with Setups
based on performance.

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Haiku #235618

Good luck! Let me know
     if you have other questions
or need more advice.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235619

I almost never
     experience an outage.
Thanks for the reply.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235620

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #235621

If anything, it's
     taught me how not to parent
my future children.

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Haiku #235622

Looking good what kind?
     Not as center... Half life was
about spectacle.

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Haiku #235623

So glad this was not
     my experience, sorry
yours didn't go better.

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Haiku #235624

The exams are less
     annoying too since they're not
the common exams.

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Haiku #235625

It was possible
     before, but a lot of work
and kind of risky.

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Haiku #235626

I'll give this a go.
     You got a link to that guide,
fellow guardian?

Score: 0          

Haiku #235627

I'm sorry you went
     through this too and I hope you've
since found happiness.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336478

A good way to get
     some nemesis and pile up
Notoriety.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235628

It's like Goodwill but
     with new stuff and a distinct
lack of Goodwill Smell.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235629

No, I've just always
     wondered what was really on
the tapes he destroyed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235630

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235631

My only problem
     is that I have very few
friends who play this game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235632

I want to teach there.
     Eat shit. I seriously
don't understand this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235633

I like sleeved jerseys
     more and more with all the new
designs coming out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235634

-If I do text her
     and the outcome isn't good
I'll regret it more.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235635

That's just one thing though,
     their treatment of Frank Bruno
was appalling too.

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Haiku #235636

It's because we spend
     all that time building giant
brains and not much else.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235637

I bet you're a much
     cooler person than you give
yourself credit for.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235638

Thanks! On the flip side,
     I never post, but this seemed
too good to pass up!

Score: 0          

Haiku #235639

It's a home console.
     But the heat output going
down is nice to have.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235640

Why the hell would you
     go half way down the baseline
on a hit like that?

Score: 0          

Haiku #235641

He does pretty well
     in the trivia games on
the Let's Play channel.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235642

There is no such thing
     as luck when you are firing
dangerous weapons.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235643

Relatively small,
     it would be better to spend
their time more wisely.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235644

I think the only
     thing better than that would be
dying in my sleep.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235645

If I could look like
     that with a little smudge I'd
be a happy man.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235717

Are you making sure
     to weigh yourself in the same
clothes at the same time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235718

It's magic! I don't
     think "cares" is really the right
way to look at it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235719

We could totally
     be that good at complaining
if we wanted to!

Score: 0          

Haiku #235720

Adam, two questions.
     How much longer is the show
going to go on?

Score: 0          

Haiku #235721

How are taking q
     break from yasuo when you're
using yasuo?

Score: 0          

Haiku #235722

It foams up super
     well and always leaves my teeth
super smooth and clean.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235723

Most of the guys who
     actually comment aren't the ones
who brigade sadly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235724

When its targeted
     to a women, tough, better
scream bloody murder.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235725

The doctor asks how
     old she was when that happened.
She was in her 70s.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235726

We're shooting to get
     some of the new features out
by end of summer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235727

You need to fix this.
     Maybe you can make it look
like your wife ran off?

Score: 0          

Haiku #235728

I'm glad we're above
     editorializing
headlines around here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235729

The people who worked
     there were a lot of people
I knew growing up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235730

They refused to move
     from our seats until they had
finished eating. Now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235731

I'll have to go test
     again after work and make
sure that's still the case.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235732

People who smoke weed?
     Subhuman. People who eat
fast food? Subhuman.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235733

If you close your eyes
     I imagine woody trying
to rape a donkey.

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Haiku #235734

There is a light rays
     one but I can't remember
what the command was.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235735

They would completely
     break any item balance
we currently have.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235736

They're very cool &
     can really help you figure
out what works for you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235737

I wonder if all
     my tanks will be there or if
I have to start fresh.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235738

In short, I don't see
     any reason why faith leaves
reason at the door.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235739

Which in turn gave up
     the balance of the people
and the government.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235740

I should clarify,
     I'm talking about running
spark on Yarn here. Nice!

Score: 0          

Haiku #235741

It really makes me
     sad to see people being
mocked online like this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235742

So reflect on what
     you want to do and make steps
in that direction.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235743

It's been good for me
     and I haven't had any
problems with water.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235744

In my opinion,
     it's a game everyone should
get through at some point.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235745

The dude bans people
     frequently, he just doesn't
run it by you first.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235746

I posted one such
     article about it on
this sub recently.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235747

never count down outs
     my friend Oh no I'm sorry!
Try ibuprofen!

Score: 0          

Haiku #235748

That situation
     would be pretty hard to get
out of. That's brutal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235749

I slide my penis
     into my asshole and fuck
myself viciously.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235750

I find it baffling
     that a writer could ever
have this opinion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235751

They get good feelings
     about the world being "wrong"
and them being "right".

Score: 0          

Haiku #235752

You already kissed.
     Starting again as best friends
seems odd at this point.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235753

you are going straight
     to the bottom of the list,
if not the trash can.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235754

And your lacking some
     critical thinking on what
desire means here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235755

Once 77's and classic
     art are over I plan on
going after them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235756

He was, but the same
     event that gave him zealous
cured his possession.

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Haiku #235757

Technically it comes
     from the hatred of people
that are ignorant.

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Haiku #235758

It kind of sucked though,
     falling for someone that you'd
never see again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235759

I am a woman,
     as well, but I never got
anything this bad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235760

The one where he tried
     to give it a go and had
to come off the bench?

Score: 0          

Haiku #235761

Had a ton of fun,
     especially in IB with friends,
up until now though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235762

Even went console
     monkey and bought a system
for the game alone.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235763

Would you consider
     adding qualifications
that aren't relevant?

Score: 0          

Haiku #235764

What causes glitches,
     however, are when the text
is printed on screen.

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Haiku #235765

The salesperson will
     then show you a similar
product that costs more.

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Haiku #235767

Silicon Valley?
     :O [deleted] Yeah, it's all
about the return.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235768

you're adding a risk
     for no reason, that shouldn't
be legal either.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235769

I tried really hard
     to love Infinite, but there
was something missing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235770

Basically colors
     did not exist until there
were colored photos.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235771

And not just run, but
     run fast because he's got his
melee weapon out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235772

Same with Joe leaving.
     Back squats done right shouldn't put
much strain on your wrists.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235773

You realize your wrong,
     that's why you're trying to make me
out as the bad guy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235774

Why am I giving
     more creed to *your* advocates
than you do yourself?

Score: 0          


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