Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #234590

I am not saying
     that the possibility
is just or not just.

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Haiku #234591

That would at least put
     the mega plasma cannon
over garbage tier.

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Haiku #234592

I don't see any
     resistance to concert tours
mentioned anywhere.

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Haiku #234593

OH MY LORD DANNY
     Even with Alex staying
in that worries me.

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Haiku #234594

That post made it quite
     apparent that you have too
much time on your hands.

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Haiku #234595

I'm not sure if you
     even understand basic
logic at this point.

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Haiku #234596

You really can't get
     away without a backend.
The problem is speed.

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Haiku #234598

I guarantee you
     there's quests and perks related
to giant insects.

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Haiku #234599

Well, thank you. I don't
     consider myself to be
anything special.

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Haiku #234600

[deleted] I'm glad
     you find it funny at least.
Have a nice day please!

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Haiku #234601

Did you consciously
     alter it or has it just
changed over the years?

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Haiku #234602

I started writing
     in Scrivener years ago, just
after it came out.

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Haiku #234603

So a year from now
     we will be getting gas from
oil that was bought now.

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Haiku #234604

But if people there
     hate it then I'll be happy
to tell people that.

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Haiku #234605

[deleted] Sure did.
     Didn't expect him there coming
off the suspension.

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Haiku #234606

Didn't expect him there
     coming off the suspension.
He's got a shot too.

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Haiku #234607

I doubt it. But those
     bright spot could be chunks of big
pile of ice, who knows??

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Haiku #234608

I would vote for you
     Going for dinner and will
be back in a hour.

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Haiku #234609

As long as things can
     be easily cleaned up, its
basically all game!

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Haiku #234611

One time it carried
     on for a full hour before
some dink ruined it.

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Haiku #234612

People just don't want
     to actually suffer through those
learning periods.

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Haiku #234613

they may have hinted
     that there are player there but
in difference era.

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Haiku #234614

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #234615

Anybody got
     any ideas on how
I could access it?

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Haiku #234616

Reporting them works
     too, but Low Priority
only lasts so long...

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Haiku #234618

Does LeBron have you
     up at night because he keeps
destroying your teams??

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Haiku #234619

That's how you end up
     with the current situation
in the Middle East.

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Haiku #234620

^How's ^the ^family? ^^How's
     ^^the ^^family? ^^^How's ^^^the ^^^family?
Currently Army.

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Haiku #234621

The show isn't *for*
     the writers and producers.
Who cares what they think?

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Haiku #234622

As for the sniping
     bit, are you stabilizing
your scope while you shoot?

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Haiku #234623

I will try it next
     time I can, it doesn't sound
like my cup of tea.

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Haiku #234624

Not what the numbers
     are, we know that much, but what
the numbers *look like.

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Haiku #234625

That's why we hate on
     people who speed through red lights
or parallel park.

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Haiku #234626

Let me know if you
     guys are ever in the mood
to play or whatnot!

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Haiku #234627

Thanks, my dark lord! huh,
     I never considered that.
"Live Long and Prosper".

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Haiku #234628

It's like those girls who
     say they hate drama but are
the source of drama.

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Haiku #234629

We don't see many
     obese people in our parts.
It's noticeable.

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Haiku #234630

Both are great but think
     Cinnamon is a bit more
feature rich than mate.

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Haiku #234631

You play video
     games all day and never see
the sun. yes you can.

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Haiku #234632

How they love clothing
     with pockets, but never buy
clothing with pockets.

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Haiku #234633

I hate sitting on
     these credits, but it feels like
cheating to spend them.

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Haiku #234634

I guess you could try
     another mod and kit if
you have one handy?

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Haiku #234635

SO's aren't a toilet
     for whatever you feel like
getting off your chest.

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Haiku #234636

When they talk about
     car specs and whatnot, I just
kind of zone out. Sure.

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Haiku #234637

If it was placement,
     it actually went really well
with his character.

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Haiku #234638

I'll admit, some are
     better than others but I'm
enjoying them all.

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Haiku #234639

My character is
     also pretty fucking mean
looking so there's that.

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Haiku #234640

He goes back to his
     cage to pee and get water
when he feels like it.

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Haiku #234641

I have it but don't
     have the right card in my car.
Someone gild this too!

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Haiku #234642

If I had money
     Id give you gold. This post is
very accurate.

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Haiku #234643

Would he only then
     not be some anonymous
internet coward?

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Haiku #234644

An extra free shot
     and the same amount of close
combat attacks. I'm...

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Haiku #234645

Somalia may not
     be perfect, but we can work
to make it better.

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Haiku #234646

Your other answers
     sound like you'd say the latter
which is incorrect.

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Haiku #234647

In the end, he had
     become more human than me,
an actual human.

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Haiku #234648

Must be nice to not
     be black and not feel the full
effect of that sub.

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Haiku #234649

Propaganda has
     been mightily effective
throughout the ages.

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Haiku #234650

Did no one fucking
     listen to the speech Thank you!!!
This gave me the feels!

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Haiku #234651

There is a problem
     with the service area
or heads. Most likely.

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Haiku #234652

Most likely. No one
     can tell you for sure without
looking at the drive.

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Haiku #234653

Can you confirm if
     the bar consumed had or did
not have chocolate chips?

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Haiku #234654

The country side you
     have them in is just gorgeous!
word Same thing with me.

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Haiku #234725

Having my phone spy
     on me is enough for now.
How much did it cost?

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Haiku #234726

How much did it cost?
     You would expect a wrinkled
face from a 40-year old?

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Haiku #234727

to render distant
     things only once via cull
layers or clip planes.

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Haiku #234729

Oh well, you might be
     looking at a 6-digit fine.
There goes your practice.

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Haiku #234730

But death after death.
     This is Zodiac Killer
level mystery.

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Haiku #234731

Panthers o line blows
     The cycle will continue
once they become old.

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Haiku #234732

You will probably be
     learning some things as you go,
hence the lower rate.

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Haiku #234733

Then if that works out
     well, then you can figure out
going on from there.

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Haiku #234734

This isn't what you
     were looking for but I hope
we can stay in touch.

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Haiku #234735

Perhaps they should send
     to body to Geneva
for an autopsy?

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Haiku #234736

Feel free to add me
     if you want to play someone
equally shitty.

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Haiku #234737

A lot of the stuff
     is nonsense, but you do find
nice things here and there.

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Haiku #234738

Because it will be
     so much more difficult than
creating a skin.

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Haiku #234739

For the problem you
     have, however, a sieve is
the approach to take.

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Haiku #234740

If you do it right,
     it should run in a couple
tenths of a second.

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Haiku #234741

Anna seemed worried,
     the truth was, he was starting
to worry as well...

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Haiku #234742

If self driving cars
     become the norm, traffic would
be greatly reduced.

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Haiku #234743

Just because a few
     people were good doesn't mean
the whole cast was good.

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Haiku #234744

That and when you form
     Prussia. AKA game over
for everyone else.

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Haiku #234745

Tried several games from
     that family, but I simply
can't get into it.

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Haiku #234746

My hair was just wet
     in the picture, I normally
don't wear it like that.

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Haiku #234747

Nobody's asking
     you to be a fat lazy
prick anyways. Lube.

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Haiku #234748

That said, it's absurd
     to not even TRY just based
on that reasoning.

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Haiku #234749

Just over it all
     and glad people are moving
on to other things.

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Haiku #234750

Good thinking! I just
     emailed a nearby art school.
Thank you! I agree.

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Haiku #234751

I'll give Black Coffin
     mountain level, I never
argued against that.

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Haiku #234752

Also see, "Police
     check across the street" How far
is it from your sink?

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Haiku #234753

**Edit: Seems it's all
     dependent on when you pay
the insurance fee.

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Haiku #234754

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #234755

They are everywhere.
     Everyone knows that being
fat is unhealthy.

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Haiku #234756

So do they still want
     Day out? Or did Vanessa
suggest they keep her?

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Haiku #234757

agree w/
     u I don't think we're talking
about the same thing.

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Haiku #234758

They got mad at us
     like we were the ones making
the power rankings.

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Haiku #234759

The above table
     has omissions and errors.
Aperture Science!

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Haiku #234760

He who states himself
     as humble is not truly
humble, now is he?

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Haiku #234761

This was at a bed
     and breakfast which abutted
Earl's Court Arena.

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Haiku #234762

Please answer, Aziz.
     Thank you. The new skin models
are fucking awesome!

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Haiku #234763

[deleted] This whole
     "obese disability"
is just plain bullshit.

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Haiku #234764

This is doubly true
     if you only buy one or
two kits at a time.

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Haiku #234765

Eventually teams
     will start to figure him out
and well be punished.

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Haiku #234766

It's everything else
     that's a problem, like placing
loot and enemies.

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Haiku #234767

In any case, be
     aware of "sure thing" or false
conviction type bets.

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Haiku #234768

Good grief. I'm so old
     that kids on the internet
are calling me sir.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234769

Also, they may not
     want me, but why would I want
someone who doesn't.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234770

Go on, get angry.
     Call me names. Aren't those the rights
you are defending?

Score: 0          

Haiku #234771

Yeah, OP's son should quit
     being a fucking baby
and get over it!

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Haiku #234772

Otherwise, you might
     have to go into a store
to trade the phone in.

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Haiku #234773

I'd rather struggle
     for a month than never be
at risk for a year.

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Haiku #234774

Is by far the worst.
     The body of this post has
too little content.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234775

I'm bored so feel like
     making some sob story or
telling a real one.

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Haiku #234776

Perhaps they should send
     to body to Geneva
for an autopsy?

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Haiku #234778

Then on the other
     side I could vomit them up
and make a fortune.

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Haiku #234780

I don't want to say
     to much about the story
because of Spoiler.

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Haiku #234781

I'd say it's probably
     easier to get into
as a new player.

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Haiku #234782

It would probably work
     if you keep it a secret
in between victims.

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Haiku #234783

[deleted] I guess
     "eat fresh" truly was a life
style choice for Jared.

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Haiku #234784

personally i feel
     like fat= laziness which is
the biggest turnoff!

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Haiku #234785

That's what I'm doing
     :p But that's probably the worst
idea ever.

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Haiku #234786

Why would an honest
     and educated person
use such a device?

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Haiku #234787

Whatever the plot
     might be, I always manage
to lose at the end.

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Haiku #234788

Spoiler! I never
     knew about those Legend Cards
and they are gorgeous...

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Haiku #234789

Hey, you got it toots!
     And here's a picture even
you can figure out!

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Haiku #234790

"You want the results,
     but you don't want to know how
the sausage gets made.

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Haiku #234791

Its not like she is
     making these decisions by
herself, if at all.

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Haiku #234792

Gamers gripe about
     this shit yet they continue
to shell out money.

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Haiku #234793

But if I had three
     wishes, to see him again
would be the big one.

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Haiku #234794

How big would it be
     and how much would that cost me?
:P This sounds awesome!

Score: 0          

Haiku #234795

The Witcher series
     was not designed for people
like you to play it.

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Haiku #234796

These are the little
     things that kept me playing when
I was starting out.

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Haiku #234866

Red meat can cause all
     sorts of health issues when you
eat too much of it.

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Haiku #234867

The combat system
     only consists of shooting
and searching cover.

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Haiku #234868

I'll see myself out.
     Rizzo was Good Vibrations
every time I've watched.

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Haiku #234869

No, but in respect
     to the rest of the year, it's
still packed. Me neither!

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Haiku #234870

You try to bottom
     out and Philly gets those picks.
It's not a good, Bob.

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Haiku #234871

But to clarify,
     this story only covers
one volume, correct?

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Haiku #234872

Please take your whining
     elsewhere Focusing less on
the past works for me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234873

[deleted] You just
     like to see the underdog
win once in a while.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234874

A lot of statues
     and billboards also does this,
kind of cool really.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234875

Still amazes me
     how people still view this way.
Thank you very much!

Score: 0          

Haiku #234876

But also, I think
     most fan films are not concerned
with storytelling.

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Haiku #234877

It's a shame that there's
     only a handful of them
in the States. Ice cream!

Score: 0          

Haiku #234878

he'd be a Texans
     fan with a new handle. Yes.
The answer is yes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234879

Yes, absolutely,
     the current women's sprint time is
slower than the men's.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234880

No problem, my man.
     Glad to have been of service.
It is my pleasure.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234881

Would you make that same
     claim about them, that they are
being hypocrites?

Score: 0          

Haiku #234882

Maybe the balls not
     moving and the background is
flowing around it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234883

I don't have a link
     for you but he is on there
pretty frequently.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234884

It depends on how
     often it occurred and what
exactly they did.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234885

Lots of them ham up
     religion for this reason,
egregiously so.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234886

Too many are thrown
     in jail or shunned the second
people learn of it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234887

This isn't Ancient
     Greece. You can't stop women from
getting a divorce.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234888

I already know
     the outcome and I'm depressed
to even think it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234889

As long as it comes
     from the heart, and isn't read
off some manuscript.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234890

I'm not rich, I bust
     my ass and work overtime
nearly every week.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234891

Thanks, ordered one too
     You're still younger than I am,
and I would destroy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234892

I met her in high
     school, in the library while
I was skipping class.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234893

Hell, even some from
     the best progression teams out
there use controllers.

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Haiku #234894

Get the 4th one,
     especially now that Special
Edition is out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234895

Good Luck in the AL
     East, and hopefully Gardner
can get in next year.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234896

You're lucky because
     you saved a ring slot by not
using the White Ring.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234897

Welcome to the new
     Fox News gameshow, "Who Is More
Holier Than Thou?!"

Score: 0          

Haiku #234898

how do they manage
     to make the videos load
so very slowly?

Score: 0          

Haiku #234899

They have wings, we don't.
     What do they do without wings
or the extra feet?

Score: 0          

Haiku #234900

The thyroid problem
     helps the fat process, but not
the eating process.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234902

i fucking love how
     some people cant seem to grasp
this simple concept.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234903

Why are we acting
     like these women's behavior
can't be adjusted?

Score: 0          

Haiku #234904

I didn't realize you
     couldn't default on hardware.
Will be revising.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234905

The old system where
     only male land owners could
vote is optimal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234906

Why Men and Women
     Must Join Forces **to Achieve
True Equality**.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234907

I hate playing games
     with any kind of action
and having to type.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234908

Thanks. I have seen their
     tours though I am more about
self guided biking.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234909

A pretty face is
     not just a privilege, it is
also a burden.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234910

Like I said, there is
     nothing technical stopping
you from doing it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234911

I'm sure it was just
     what the script said and he was
just acting the part.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234912

Laziness* I make
     sure to lick each bar before
storing it away.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234913

You should beat Dave's ass
     seriously dude this was
frustrating to read.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234914

Did you get hard while
     your PC crunched the numbers
to come up with that?

Score: 0          

Haiku #234915

I still use my bowl
     though too, just because I like
the experience.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234916

I feel bad for her,
     she must have crazy mental
problems going on..

Score: 0          

Haiku #234917

NO that is not it,
     they lack empathy and just
plain out do not care.

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Haiku #234918

"Is it peace out or
     Please out?" I'm hoping that will
be the missing link.

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Haiku #234919

So yeah just because
     you can tolerate doesn't
mean everyone should.

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Haiku #234920

I've seen two of these
     Titan with different casing
and logo on them.

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Haiku #234921

I miss how he would
     always look over to Bray
before doing moves.

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Haiku #234922

Also, Germany
     was dressed *to the fucking* ***nines***
while this brawl occurred.

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Haiku #234923

And I really like
     this cloak functionality
change altogether.

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Haiku #234924

When needed changes
     aren't being made, the best thing
to do is speak up.

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Haiku #234925

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #234926

Pretty awesome, guys.
     Would be good if I could tap
into those skills ha.

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Haiku #234927

The problem is some
     apps are stupid and move back
or override it.

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Haiku #234928

Often, the older
     pumps are more reliable
and will run for years.

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Haiku #234929

So, Adnan just speaks
     gibberish with no meaning
in your opinion.

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Haiku #234930

I know I cannot
     fix her, but I can provide
for her what I have.

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Haiku #234931

Hey thanks for the great
     advice I'll be sure to check
out your suggestions.

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Haiku #234932

Not so long ago
     such conspiracy crap would
have needed a /s.

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Haiku #234933

I'll stick to a dick
     Tracy watch eventually.
Not a plane in sight.

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Haiku #234934

I agree that if
     you are thinking clearly, you
should not return fire.

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Haiku #234935

You go into fight
     or flight mode, and don't always
choose the best options.

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Haiku #235006

I don't understand
     how it even mustered up
half the hype it got.

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