Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #232867

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #232868

I won't divulge more
     than this since i don't know how
to put spoiler tag.

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Haiku #232869

However, because
     so few games actually use it,
you'd wasting money.

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Haiku #232870

It's not even on
     par with sociology
or psychology.

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Haiku #232871

He's just a danger
     on the road! What an asshole!
Some people aren't though.

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Haiku #232872

So WAS cache As much
     as I would love that I don't
think it will happen.

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Haiku #232873

Zip signature is
     failing for me even when
flashing the whole ROM?

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Haiku #232874

If they did nothing,
     he would have certainly died
from the injuries.

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Haiku #232875

It's ruined the view
     (people don't like change around
here) but it's saved lives.

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Haiku #232876

It's just not safe or
     practical to have a dance
floor in some places.

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Haiku #232877

During the day it's
     pretty dry but the AC
is on every night.

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Haiku #232878

I feel like I may
     become this way with a child..
that's why I'm child free.

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Haiku #232879

Plus the free games are
     free to own, even after
your membership ends.

Score: 0          

Haiku #232880

This is why I rent.
     Worst case, pay a few months' rent,
and nope the fuck out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #232882

But my heart goes out
     to her and everyone who
held Anthony dear.

Score: 0          

Haiku #232883

All roads led here." Chuck
     disappears and Death shows up
and reaps dean and sam.

Score: 0          

Haiku #232884

I'd rather pay guest
     fees each time and go to play
at different courses.

Score: 0          

Haiku #232885

[deleted] I AM
     VENGEANCE. I AM THE NIGHT! I...
AM.... BATMAN!!! Why not?

Score: 0          

Haiku #232887

My question would be
     why they didn't use better valves,
but still, it happened.

Score: 0          

Haiku #232888

[deleted] Doesn't
     even look like a rotor!
How did that happen?!

Score: 0          

Haiku #232889

It's a great gun, just
     not the one you want to be
stuck with starting out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #232890

and real statistics
     for a fantasy football
manager thingy?

Score: 0          

Haiku #232891

You are getting spied
     upon yourself, probably by
the same agencies.

Score: 0          

Haiku #232892

If the thread is still
     around, would you mind sharing
the link? What is this?

Score: 0          

Haiku #232893

Go to bar to find
     new one get a phone call right
before I go in.

Score: 0          

Haiku #232894

Also the parking
     the bus almost the whole game
in a cup final.

Score: 0          

Haiku #232895

Actually, he was found
     dead in April, days after
the actual bombing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #232897

Now you ought really
     to educate yourself what
the results have been.

Score: 0          

Haiku #232898

So you'll have to pay
     the negative balance plus
the penalty fee.

Score: 0          

Haiku #232899

9th Wonder gets
     pretty political on
social media.

Score: 0          

Haiku #232900

I had a girl who
     was kicked out of her house live
with me for a week.

Score: 0          

Haiku #232901

We're the consumer,
     and should reward low prices
and better products.

Score: 0          

Haiku #232902

If you have any
     other music suggestions
I'd love to hear them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233044

Which do you want more:
     Microsoft Exclusives or
Sony Exclusives?

Score: 0          

Haiku #233045

I played super smash
     brothers competitively
for a little bit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233047

Oh, well you can just
     start a new game and ignore
the abductions too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233048

Without it evil
     wins and there is no justice
for the innocents.

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Haiku #233049

In fact I'm pretty
     unwilling to even play
the card in most decks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233050

So maybe he is
     trying to prove an adult wrong.
[We Are Fairy Tail.

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Haiku #233051

You're an idiot.
     I did it. It's not easy,
but it's doable.

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Haiku #233052

Wearing anything
     other than sneakers may well
actually injure you.

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Haiku #233053

And yeah, I'm missing
     the big bookstores of Phoenix
since I moved back here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233054

It's on my PC
     at my office and I need
to grab it from there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233055

Agreed. If it was
     for a different game, it'd
be perfectly fine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233056

Glad to see you've done
     so already, so I'll just
say "cool party bro".

Score: 0          

Haiku #233057

Dress them in burlesque,
     and that'd be amazing.
I'll take all of them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233058

You may want to try
     coming online to our chat
room to get live help.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233059

(I'm kidding, they hire
     interns to do it for them).
That's what it sounds like!

Score: 0          

Haiku #233060

Plus Riot will not
     even display if you were
reported or not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233061

Ah yea. It's Robin
     that puts up the terrific
rim protection %'s.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233062

One guy was running
     his barb so I could get some
better gear faster.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233063

I thought the first guy
     was going to try to make
the turn and roll it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233064

It does not. It is
     natural unless something is
wrong with the person.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233065

Again, not hating.
     Just saying I understand
where he's coming from.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233066

Their economy
     couldn't weather a hiccup
let alone a storm.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233067

It's scary to think
     India will soon have more
people than China.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233068

But you're right I bet
     I'm underestimating
how many there are.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233069

I just found it neat
     that it used the same picture
as my wallpaper.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233071

A double standard
     exists but not the one you
apparently think.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233072

It's been pretty nice
     watching him grow amid all
the other players.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233073

thank you gods above!
     The stuff from costco that comes
in a yellow bag.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233074

It'll make things a lot
     less painful than shitting them
out your torn asshole.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233075

I don't really know
     about another other
M video, though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233076

I like the 'me too'
     approach- makes me feel like I'm
making the right choice!

Score: 0          

Haiku #233077

Plus, who knows if all
     those things were scheduled to be
done at the same time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233078

[deleted] Thanks man.
     This is the type of answer
I was looking for.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233079

Is this still working?
     I just checked and the code seems
to be invalid.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233080

The stories about
     humans creating fire by
rubbing stones are true.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233081

Just be in their shoes
     for a moment and learn how
to signal for help.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233082

[deleted] What do
     you guys do when the person
is standing right there?

Score: 0          

Haiku #233083

Do you start walking
     away with them first *then* pull
the act and go back?

Score: 0          

Haiku #233084

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233085

My second cheat day:
     Why did I ate it so much
again and again?

Score: 0          

Haiku #233087

Take a break and stay
     on subs for a while and then
chip in between subs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233088

Once it's out no chain
     wax is going to fix this.
Ask me how I know.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233089

So you would rather
     have her pander than stay true
to her convictions?

Score: 0          

Haiku #233090

Many of them are
     on the big apparatus
-but many are not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233091

Sometimes there's nuance
     to problems and they're not black
and white. Good job, Dad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233092

It makes but no sense,
     but it's Ireland If you are
on mainland Europe.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233093

Now what exactly
     do you do when you find gold?
honestly, rivers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233094

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233095

I'm going to speed
     all the time now so I can
stay young forever.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233096

[deleted] Will keep
     that in mind for the future
Nah it's not your fault!

Score: 0          

Haiku #233097

Yeah dude it tells you
     all that stuff You used paper
to bridge the contact?

Score: 0          

Haiku #233098

YES! THAT! "Much better."
     Quinn pat Kate's shoulder. That stinks.
Glad you're ok now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233099

It's like Phone Guy said,
     they just want to make sure you
are wearing your skin.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233100

I heard those stories
     well before the media
got a hold of them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233101

I assume that just
     about everything said has
some sort of context.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233102

Otherwise, you could
     try trial testing instruments
through online dealers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233103

All of these fighters
     have improved tremendously
since their college days.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233104

Humans basically
     only produce enough milk
for their own babies.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233105

Just please make it stop.
     Because he's faked more times than
he's been legit hurt?

Score: 0          

Haiku #233106

Because he's faked more
     times than he's been legit hurt?
Moron. Lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233107

"Hey Jim, I hired
     this guy and now he's doing
what we do at work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233108

My whole family still
     laughs at how the color left
my face completely.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233109

Using, what I thing
     are only Diffuse Maps, is
merely the first step.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233110

My advice would be
     to end the relationship
and work on yourself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233111

Author even put
     this link in the description
to his video.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233112

He still has his nose
     ring in the final panel,
so yea, shaved. Agreed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233113

Or much less hate on
     someone because you don't like
the music they make?

Score: 0          

Haiku #233114

Well, I assume he's
     really fucking good at his
job, so good for her.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233115

Thanks for the advice
     I'm going to go ahead
and do it that way.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233116

I wanted to like
     Hillary. I really did.
I couldn't get there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233117

It has been foretold.
     They edited their comment.
Always quote people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233118

The union I work
     with doesn't do jack shit when
we need something done.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233119

No offensive game
     outside of dunks and OPEN
threes occasionally.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233120

I don't go around
     telling people how to prep
for a marathon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233121

Nazis would always
     say they did nothing wrong, just
following orders.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233122

Speculating is
     pointless in this case, as is
being such a dick.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233123

A little too much
     yellow for my liking but
thanks for the offer!

Score: 0          

Haiku #233124

It would be cute if
     he asked my parents' blessing
before he asked me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233125

She had no wounds but
     Joker said he tortured her.
So, possibly rape.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233126

Doubt any of you
     would have reacted any
different at that age.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233127

Is it hard to keep
     up a victim complex when
no one's after you?

Score: 0          

Haiku #233128

I'd love to hear what
     you think about the race when
all is said and done.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233129

But this doesn't mean
     illegal immigration
is acceptable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233130

Yes! On the fleet or
     on DK you can pay 5k
to get a stronghold.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233131

It hints a few times
     at it. knife juggler? mmmm salty.
i want a pretzel.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233132

I open my pack;
     and this time I decided
to do something bold.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233133

lift sumo eat butt
     He asked for no skills Holy
shit that was sketch up?

Score: 0          

Haiku #233134

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233135

Just because it works
     for you doesn't mean it works
for everyone else.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233136

The local adult
     librarian got us all
hooked on them. Oh man.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233137

There's also many
     games you can play with very
simple components.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233138

People rather live
     in some bizarre delusion
than reality?

Score: 0          

Haiku #233140

That they tested it,
     and said "yeah its fine ship it"?
Last show and trailer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233141

The difference the next
     one would be coming next week,
not next year. Really?

Score: 0          

Haiku #233142

All's well that ends well.
     I know it rains a lot there,
but aren't you melting?

Score: 0          

Haiku #233143

There's not a lot wrong
     with the outfit itself, it's
just the time of year.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233144

You will be able
     to enjoy it so much more
and see more places.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233145

With your friend living
     there it should be quite easy
to be entertained.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233146

By the way I find
     DEX is easier to cap,
though has more life skills.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233147

Should I plan it out
     or mash thing together like
normal lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233148

At this point in time
     your husband isn't paying
attention to you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233149

Extremely impressed,
     have you used the temp control
function at all yet?

Score: 0          

Haiku #233150

Then once you realize
     that it's no big deal you won't
need it anymore.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233151

You can't afford vet
     bills if the kitten gets sick.
The series of shots.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233152

I got the message
     yesterday on my Smurf, seems
like it's still working.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233153

Looking into all
     these treatments, I am not sure
what will work for me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233154

And if ANYONE
     on Fox News asked that, it would
have been front page news.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233155

It will all settle
     out when you file your income
tax return next year.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233156

those people just went
     on a solidarity
march FOR Westerners.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233157

How could I miss that!
     Both churchill codes seems to be
taken already.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233158

Ugh Wish you were on
     the east coast, would love to taste
and worship that ass.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233159

I agree also
     that this is a very fun
and relaxing game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233160

True, but the it's not
     like he totally can't shoot
like some are saying.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233161

I thought your rolling
     average was essentially
your lifetime average.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233162

Though I don't know if
     the swiping keyboard I use
can write it like that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233163

I know one in real
     life, conversation with him
is not possible.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233164

I've looked there, there just
     isn't any text about
Ferrous or Nickel.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233165

If you're not very
     good with PC's, get an more
expensive laptop.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233166

He's been down lately
     but he's still the 6th best
player in the world.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233167

With a mighty crack
     the lance shattered, sending shards
in all directions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233168

But I also don't
     remember Lawrence having
much screen time either.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233169

Not saying you got
     Lyme, since I'm not a doctor,
but it's possible.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233170

Why people still vote
     for that party is therefore
really beyond me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233171

Still a much better
     deal than what Cobb County is
getting for the Braves.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233173

No problem. You need
     to make sure that the powder
stays nice and dry too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233174

What if you can't get
     the ball, hold onto the ball,
or get off a shot?

Score: 0          

Haiku #233175

Because I'm pretty
     sure that nowadays all leaks
are done on purpose.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233176

We just need to be
     excited and watch the kids
player summer ball.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233177

You must get the rest
     that is proper and healing
and sustainable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233178

As soon as he starts
     the spell in his thoughts Vader
will be down the hall.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233179

Pretty simple sound;
     most likely a bunch of saw
or square waves low passed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233180

Instead we have been
     "gifted", wanna use this term
loosely, with free will.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233181

These heaters would boil
     off the liquid oxygen
and empty the tank.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233182

Also, a person
     accepting a compromise.
On the Internet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233183

Boy here. I think you
     are ok, maybe your hair
is a bit messy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233184

Conley and their front
     court can win any series
for them. I agree.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233185

Just got the enclave
     armour for the first time too.
Milk was a bad choice.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233186

It became my new
     "try turning it off then on
again" first response.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233329

I had a very
     rough patch so I took a break
for a couple weeks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233330

The biggest issue
     with MGM for me is
cheap or free assets.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233331

Be the positive
     guy and keep team morale up
and you should be fine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233332

The strategy seems
     to be working but it's not
exactly honest.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233333

If a studio
     can pay for a yacht, it can
pay for a nanny.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233334

Feels bad. you're about
     as observant I guess you're
just stuck on a term.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233335

So I mean you're not
     wrong necessarily, but
you aren't right either.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233336

It's just how it is.
     Balance. Equilibrium.
Yin Yang. All that shit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233337

I was dumb and tried
     to rush it Mick falling through
the cage was not planned.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233338

You must be new here.
     Deleted so fast casters
didn't even notice.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233339

Yeah I'm not sure if
     you're being sarcastic or
not but there's a bunch!

Score: 0          

Haiku #233340

I'm passing a park.
     It's directly off a main
road, but there's bushes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233341

Love this. This is what
     I've been doing for a while
in my area.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233342

Unfortunately,
     I see Hillary having
the best chance right now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233343

Just make sure you look
     for the V2 as it has large
juice holes on the sleeve.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233344

Amazing. MUST USE!
     You can't understand what he's
saying anyway.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233345

That's why Ohio's
     constitution is always
being amended.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233346

I can't remember
     one in particular though.
Coraline maybe?

Score: 0          

Haiku #233347

that is absurd, but
     I haven't seen similar
arguments by them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233348

Cutting puts me back
     in the present, clears my head,
and gives me relief.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233349

I'm not norwegian.
     How many golds were given
to me in this thread?

Score: 0          

Haiku #233350

It really doesn't
     take that many games to get
into hero league.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233351

Short bursts of action,
     but mostly just strategy
and small 1v1 out plays.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233352

I mean look at her.
     She is obviously too
young for you." And then.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233353

It's not easy, there
     is a lot of work involved,
but it can be done.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233355

Actually you force them,
     as many were conscripted.
That fucks with their head.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233356

Fool me three times, you're
     officially that guy, you
know the one. no prob.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233357

Dang, did not know that.
     I wouldn't care if he's bi,
the dude is money.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233358

Fuck it anyway!
     Hopefully tomorrow I'll
be back to normal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233359

He won't be content
     with just having a kingdom
to rule forever.

Score: 0          


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