Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #226792

you or somebody
     you know can call those others
and ask for price quote.

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Haiku #226793

Then, why is it you
     propose so many people
thought you were cheating?

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Haiku #226794

Vaults don't supply their
     vaults with money, just vouchers
and coupons for things.

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Haiku #226795

Very hollywood.
     [deleted] The first one is
translated strangely.

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Haiku #226796

He says it looks good
     for a console version, but
we can't compare yet.

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Haiku #226797

The game is so new
     that everyone's just doing
whatever right now.

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Haiku #226798

Any production
     piece since Steve C was fired
has been terrible.

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Haiku #226799

Obviously LE
     knows better [deleted] Can't
really see much though.

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Haiku #226800

Watch a couple pro
     games on it for ideas
on how to play it.

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Haiku #226801

Leviticus is
     very clear on the equal
status of converts.

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Haiku #226802

Insurgents only
     draw is the ramming, and you
will be underwhelmed.

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Haiku #226803

You have a good eye,
     so just pick something you like
and that you think goes.

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Haiku #226804

There's a reason you
     see such high unemployment
in southern Europe.

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Haiku #226805

suggest casual sex
     when you clearly state you aren't
interested in that).

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Haiku #226806

When cleaning out our
     canals the number one dredged
up item is bikes.

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Haiku #226807

If there was some truth
     that God was subject to, *that*
is what would be God.

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Haiku #226808

And I hope you are
     still going to festivals
and other fun stuff.

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Haiku #261316

I you have the chance
     as the covington owner
I would go for it.

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Haiku #226809

If he has large, dense
     bowel movements they can clog
the toilet or pipe.

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Haiku #226810

This sub sucks, it's all
     dudes and girls who just want you
to sign up for shit.

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Haiku #226811

Seems like the real thing
     to me but i don't really
know how this stuff works.

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Haiku #226812

Cops show up ready
     to arrest him, he's like "wait,
I have video."

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Haiku #226813

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #226814

Heavy weave is good.
     Then you can ask suggestions
from the hair dresser.

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Haiku #226816

I do really like
     the game though. I'll work it out.
Beautifully said man.

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Haiku #226818

But this season us
     just full of stupid players
and terrible twists.

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Haiku #226819

Worse is when they turn
     to *ad hominem* attacks
against their critics.

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Haiku #226820

However I don't
     want their decisions making
my life difficult.

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Haiku #226821

He did say he was
     going to edit Bono
put if of the list.

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Haiku #226822

If something happens
     countless times and the cause is
proven, that's science.

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Haiku #226823

Just know that there are
     good groups and good games, you just
haven't found them yet.

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Haiku #226824

I had a teacher
     in elementary school who
didn't have any arms.

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Haiku #226825

I am just going
     to step in and say this is
going weird places.

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Haiku #226826

You shouldn't just throw
     away all of your drawings.
I'll find something else.

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Haiku #226827

I'll find something else.
     [deleted] Point is, dwelling
on this does nothing.

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Haiku #226828

They have no interest
     in creating anything
but increased profits.

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Haiku #226829

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #226831

All they have ever
     been is a fan and that's how
the fan sees the game.

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Haiku #226832

Lollipop port theme
     with a few extra icons
that I did myself.

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Haiku #226833

Racism isn't
     dead so this should get a pass.
Well you see the Catch22.

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Haiku #226834

Screen is scratched and there's
     two dents on the metal band,
but it still works fine.

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Haiku #226835

And for some reason,
     I thought to myself: "Yeah, man,
I can do better."

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Haiku #226836

One end of the block
     was Chevy and the other
end was Toyota.

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Haiku #226837

Those types of details
     and superstitions are what
make baseball so great.

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Haiku #226838

And just because you
     do like some aspects doesn't
make it a good game.

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Haiku #226839

It's rare that someone
     will pay over a thousand
dollars for a book.

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Haiku #226840

The cobra escaped,
     but still, it was the most fun
I've had in a while.

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Haiku #226841

But. You gotta go
     all in 15m so people know
you are serious!

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Haiku #226842

Luckily he has
     gotten over it, but dang
can he clear a room.

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Haiku #226843

I figured it was
     because of rust in the tank
water or something.

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Haiku #226844

Infect is really
     explosive and has enough
tricks to interact.

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Haiku #226915

Who are you to judge
     what is right and what is wrong?
Worked perfectly, thanks!

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Haiku #226916

I think the issue
     is that he doesn't know who
is audience is.

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Haiku #226917

Now I can ad "pool
     toy" to the list of objects
I am jealous of...

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Haiku #226918

I'll have a nice life
     while you live in a red state
and fuck your cousin.

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Haiku #226919

I don't really know
     to be completely honest,
I'm in the same boat.

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Haiku #226920

[deleted] By all
     means have a go and let us
know how it works out.

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Haiku #226921

You might be clipping
     at the FM transmission
stage, but probably not.

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Haiku #226922

But the performance
     he's been having this series
is just amazing.

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Haiku #226923

Adoption will speak
     for itself.... when it happens.
Thanks for your claim, 4nay!

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Haiku #226924

I meant that you want
     to have sex with routinely.
Not to marry. Duh.

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Haiku #226925

Also, the teachers
     appear to be very well
qualified to teach.

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Haiku #226926

That puts a little
     more of a positive spin
on this talk at least.

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Haiku #226927

The Taylor family?
     I've always heard the only
sport they love is golf.

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Haiku #226928

Yes, his comedy
     is mostly storytelling,
and it's excellent.

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Haiku #226930

I don't want to call
     you out as wrong but can you
explain a bit more.

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Haiku #226931

It's always sequel,
     but then you have Miss Sequel
and Emmy Sequel.

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Haiku #226932

"Tell me about it.
     I'm taking off this week." *Nor
sipped her drink and winced.

Score: 0          

Haiku #226933

How does that guy keep
     shifting between Normal Skill
and Very High Skill?

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Haiku #226934

Means a lot to me
     that you fellas remembered
this old guys Birthday!

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Haiku #226935

And use protection.
     Even if they say you don't
need it demand it.

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Haiku #226936

It sounded pretty
     cool but I wasn't really
planning on going.

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Haiku #226937

You have the best job.
     Your in the Army but you
follow your own rules.

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Haiku #226938

Go for it! No job
     is a good job if it makes
you literally sick.

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Haiku #226939

I can't believe there
     are any guesses besides
kids playing baseball.

Score: 0          

Haiku #226940

If "equality"
     matters, grab your swords, ladies.
ok Convenience?

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Haiku #226941

I watched the whole thing
     in about two to three weeks
I loved it that much.

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Haiku #226942

You can also take
     sleeper buses once moving
from around the north.

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Haiku #226943

I doubt their gonna
     be announcing any games,
especially half life.

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Haiku #226944

When you say you can't
     cook, do you mean you've never
touched a stove before?

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Haiku #226945

Honestly I don't
     know for sure but I have some
that are like that too.

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Haiku #226946

I know what scene you're
     talking about and you're right,
it really does work.

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Haiku #226947

The key to taming
     is consistent and loving
patience over time.

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Haiku #226948

A forlorn look fills
     his loving smile, his storm grey
eyes dull with sadness.

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Haiku #226949

Stimuli sending
     information to the brain
is the physical.

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Haiku #226950

No, because Gotham
     depends on him, and Batman
can't have skinny legs.

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Haiku #226951

it is. lots to do.
     actually, there's a lot to do
all over scottsdale.

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Haiku #226952

E6. E6. E6. E6. E6.
     E6. E6. E6. E6. E6. E6. E6.
E6. E6. Bitch got schooled.

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Haiku #226953

A Focus if you
     will, to draw mana from, or
more efficiently.

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Haiku #226955

Thought this was gonna
     be when she actually changed her
face for the first time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #226956

How real is the show
     "The Devil's Ride"? Those guys seemed
like a bunch of tools.

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Haiku #226957

[Edit. Typo] Yeah,
     I knew that was the case, just
anxious I suppose!

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Haiku #226958

When you do that, you
     can wear any style and still
give off the girl vibe.

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Haiku #226959

DO NOT DISAPPOINT.
     On a serious note, you
have all our wishes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #226960

And American
     Keepers have been pretty great
in the Premier League.

Score: 0          

Haiku #226961

so i have to wait.
     if i had of known i would
have cancelled Same here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #226962

Oh I love that! Cups.
     You're totally right, but bad
food does make you fat.

Score: 0          

Haiku #226963

But it's only been
     like a half hour so I guess
I'll see later on.

Score: 0          

Haiku #226964

*As if to prove his
     point, he put his bottle down
and slid it away.

Score: 0          

Haiku #226965

You're cute [deleted]
     The concept of a pet might
also be different.

Score: 0          

Haiku #226966

It isn't that you
     ask for the pity, Cleveland
is just pitiful.

Score: 0          

Haiku #226967

Wiring is some hell
     I'd personally rather pay
someone else to do.

Score: 0          

Haiku #226968

If I'd be a god
     with a negev, I'd never
buy anything else.

Score: 0          

Haiku #226969

It's the cheese fucker!
     I think the height would change her
surface area.

Score: 0          

Haiku #226970

Oh, and though only
     true on Earth, one pound of weight
is one pound of mass.

Score: 0          

Haiku #226971

**Pros:** Lightweight, structured,
     sturdy stability shoe
that gets the job done.

Score: 0          

Haiku #226972

It's a deliberate
     and cruel choice that creates pain
like OP is feeling.

Score: 0          

Haiku #226973

The important part
     is to be optimistic
in life, in general.

Score: 0          

Haiku #226974

But they are judging,
     if they weren't they wouldn't be
confronting people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #226975

I'd hate to think how
     many times you'd text her if
she wasn't busy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #226976

There is so much Fuck
     the saints and Fuck the falcons
in this video!

Score: 0          

Haiku #226977

Its called the flower
     or seed of life, or something
very similar.

Score: 0          

Haiku #226978

They're a blast. If you
     ever see me at a comp,
come over and chat.

Score: 0          

Haiku #226979

Way too many folks
     have the same experience
as you and your wife.

Score: 0          

Haiku #226980

Moderate how you
     will, but do not **ever** speak
ill of The Simpsons!

Score: 0          

Haiku #226981

Well, we are the most
     intelligent animals
that we know exist.

Score: 0          

Haiku #226982

No one cared about
     the game because both teams were
kind of dumpster fires.

Score: 0          

Haiku #226983

I'm worried that they'll
     suck all the fun and interest
out of the story.

Score: 0          

Haiku #226984

Ahh, I kept ending
     the combo on the wrong slash
(the triple one). Thanks!

Score: 0          

Haiku #226985

It has a small cart.
     You can do it for several
games and pay it once.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227053

That being said, there's
     nothing saying you can't use
the interventions!

Score: 0          

Haiku #227054

It seems to me like
     I'll have to work out the whole
vault suit thing myself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227055

Oh my god.. You are
     right lol, I never
thought of it that way.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227056

They were trying to click
     hide but accidentally
clicked like on mobile.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227057

You're very welcome!
     It's a beautiful moment,
I had to do it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227058

[This makes me so mad,
     i need to eat some cheese balls
and drink some mt dew.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227059

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227060

It's a decently
     long drive but I enjoy it.
Perfect description.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227061

Where do you enter
     the number and name you would
like on the jersey?

Score: 0          

Haiku #227062

It goes back and forth,
     pretty confusing if you
try to follow it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227063

Get slimmer only
     because you want to, and not
by purging. Dammit!

Score: 0          

Haiku #227064

Vote for him. I don't
     live in his state so, PLEASE vote
for him in my place.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227065

Looks like a good game
     I can really get into
over the Summer!

Score: 0          

Haiku #227066

Women can't be owned
     and used like a gun, they're up
in arms against that!

Score: 0          

Haiku #227067

[deleted] Just had
     to check the comments to see
if he's alive. How?

Score: 0          

Haiku #227068

He's your husband too,
     I should hope your husband would
be honest with you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227069

This is what I was
     thinking, but there are other
angles to it too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227070

Only use them when
     I need to. Your power is
pretty strong as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227071

I didn't expect us
     to rock him or anything.
The dude has talent.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227072

Sure man!" I'll give you
     credit for a well thought out
idea, for sure.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227073

Don't you realize she's
     nothing special, and that you
are just being fooled?

Score: 0          

Haiku #227075

I'm mobile now but
     I'll add more info when I'm
back to a keyboard.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227076

Knowing where every
     one was born, raised and slaughtered
would be a nightmare.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227077

The place is fairly
     big so they definitely
wont remember me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227078

Bad Rats! I would love
     to have me in beautiful
asian girl like you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227079

If you didn't daydream
     how would you know what being
in the moment is?

Score: 0          

Haiku #227080

:D look, it's clear what
     you position is, but i'm
not talking sides here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227081

I believe those flights
     start back up in November.
Because she's a bitch?

Score: 0          

Haiku #227082

Along with being
     around more normal behaved
dogs as in a pack.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227083

Your local lots must
     be very small or your course
designer hates you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227084

Buy Larry's if you
     like unfiltered Comic Sans.
No one buy Barry's.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227085

seems like an easy
     money maker for them How
is the new season?

Score: 0          

Haiku #227087

Tall. [deleted] Your*
     That's pretty much how I feel.
I miss the old days.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227088

Because it doesn't
     have an anti cheat that kicks
or bans on the spot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227089

Wandered off some point
     in the middle of the day,
not sure where he is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227091

Linking to a site
     that is selling a product
is not evidence.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227092

That is a mental
     downward spiral you do not
want to get into.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227093

That will make your path
     predictable and allow
for an easy death.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227094

This definitely
     used to be true, but is much
less so nowadays.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227095

Any ideas
     what can be done to improve
such corrupt countries?

Score: 0          

Haiku #227096

You're right! I never
     would have made that connection..
Our finished trailer!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #227097

I'm thinking about
     joining the Air Force, I want
to work on airplanes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227098

I oppress because
     I love... oppressing women
and minorities.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227099

Just because of that,
     I'll fuck with you. The worLd was
created today.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227100

You don't get to touch
     my phone if you're not someone
I know well, sorry.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227101

Lobster shouldn't feel
     bad for giving up that run,
that's all on Ausmus.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227102

So you can retry
     any number of times if
you think you messed up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227103

[deleted] How do
     you have a bath on this ship?
We don't have the space.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227104

you should be about
     to hit 40's at medium,
everything looks great.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227105

Plenty of Royals
     have been hanging out all game
and they're pretty cool!

Score: 0          

Haiku #227106

All of it. I don't
     care for bagged, boxed, or pre made
sweets of any kind.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227107

Otherwise the look
     will be really rough and not
really fashionable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227108

Nothing more. Edit:
     Man, I didn't know that this was
so controversial.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227109

Says the servers are
     currently under maintenance
on the log in screen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227110

It's a pretty big
     time commitment just to play
with someone else. yeah.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227111

The scenery could
     be gorgeous, but the landscapes
made me want to scream.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227112

I need help! Come on
     Dyson... I'll sell my Hoover
if you get this out!

Score: 0          

Haiku #227113

I'm sure if you can
     run one Source engine game, you
can run another.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227114

Hell if they were tore
     the hell up and all opened
I'd still be tickled!

Score: 0          

Haiku #227115

sometimes he finds great
     fabrics so if the style works
for you, go for it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227116

You guys rag on me
     thirteen or fourteen more times
and I'm outta here!

Score: 0          

Haiku #227117

Which countries. What you
     plan to do. Hostel? Hotel?
Sleeping in the streets?

Score: 0          

Haiku #227118

Even an hour or
     so of distributing would
be wonderful. Wow!

Score: 0          

Haiku #227119

Last i checked "Widely
     known" video parody
fits that description.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227120

So how's that prickly
     situation I left you?
And how's the cactus?

Score: 0          

Haiku #227121

I have a friend who
     puts food in their bowls every
time he comes over.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227122

Do I think I will
     fade into obscurity?
Hopefully not yet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227123

But no one actually
     knows, because nothing has been
announced past Rogue One.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227124

I'm actually dyeing
     my eyebrows and hair before
I go to college.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227198

I change my cotton
     every few days now so it's
just what I expect.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227199

Tell me, do you want
     to see accelerated
scene in Mad Max? Sure.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227200

The quests will find you.
     FUCK YES VIOLET. DON'T REACT.
IT MAKES THEM LOOK WORSE.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227201

Yes! This would be great!
     You think you can make a cut
one and a bulk one?

Score: 0          

Haiku #227202

To tuck in. Eugene?
     They work wonderfully under
certain conditions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227203

Bro the joke just went
     over your head *twice* I feel
"safer" already!

Score: 0          

Haiku #227204

They do it to mess
     with tourists because messing
with tourists is fun.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227205

Also, the game has
     issues with trying to figure
out what Full Screen means.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227206

When you speak in past
     tense about fundraising, you
did not "rose" money.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227207

First of all, make sure
     you have gone to the bathroom
and are clean down there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227208

just the type that are
     attracted to this lifestyle
usually have them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227209

A couple of months
     after I got my first post
partum period.

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