Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #225052

You successfully
     throw Felix over the pit
as you fall back down.

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Haiku #225053

My experience
     is similar too, doesn't
mean it wont happen.

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Haiku #225054

At least tomorrow's
     game in Madrid should be more
exciting I hope.

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Haiku #225055

You should be able
     to play far better than you
are with your setup.

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Haiku #225056

if you dig around
     you can probably find a name
for the producer.

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Haiku #225057

Let me know if you
     have any other questions.
Tell your recruiter.

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Haiku #225058

I don't think target
     expected to completely
sell out in one day.

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Haiku #225059

What color are you
     going to paint the power
and reset buttons?

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Haiku #225060

Still happens, just... less.
     I wanted one of the last
V12 6-speed manuals.

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Haiku #225061

[deleted] The rock's
     magnetic properties won't
affect the load cell.

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Haiku #225062

So the argument
     that "you can just leave" isn't
even accurate.

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Haiku #225063

Well, a passing glance
     at his bases will tell you
all you need to know.

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Haiku #225064

And I've never been
     the girl on the receiving
end of that psyche.

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Haiku #225065

We are secular.
     We will attend the meeting
if still invited.

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Haiku #225066

Sounds good! So do you
     have anything artistic
posted anywhere?

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Haiku #225067

Go find an ISIS
     video, and you will find
out very quickly.

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Haiku #225068

Definitely not
     the best but definitely
no where near the worst.

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Haiku #225069

I don't know if you
     are interested in changing
minds, but it takes work.

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Haiku #225070

This is the major
     point of discussion I've had
with other people.

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Haiku #225071

[deleted] This is
     absurd, Porto is getting
torn a new one Thanks.

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Haiku #225072

And I was in high
     school, so there was some *major*
pining going on.

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Haiku #225073

OP should install some
     alarm system in the next
place he is living.

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Haiku #225074

As if it was some
     insult to be a white male
in America.

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Haiku #225075

They'd be mad at me
     for being in so many
bad relationships.

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Haiku #225147

Nope, again that is
     YOU. My point is what you say
and how you say it.

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Haiku #225148

Are you hideous?
     No. You're somewhere in between
like the rest of us.

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Haiku #225149

You can make your own
     and get pretty consistent
karma for your work.

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Haiku #225150

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #225152

It takes a whole new
     character of heavy live,
it was amazing.

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Haiku #225153

There seems to be some
     detail inside, but you can't
make it out:( Oh man.

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Haiku #225154

Social stigma can
     make some things more difficult,
but it can't stop you.

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Haiku #225156

He didn't say it back,
     and you have to be prepared
for that option, too.

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Haiku #225157

There is no true closed
     cooling system anymore.
Alright, fair enough.

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Haiku #225158

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #225159

Shades of Germany
     v. Brazil. Which team did you
catch her rooting for?

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Haiku #225160

You shady people
     in the finance area,
you know who you are.

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Haiku #225161

Slow down there mr
     philosophy Leaf fans should
remember that year.

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Haiku #225162

Hopefully, this has
     clarified your question, if
not feel free to ask.

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Haiku #225163

Only shower sex
     and when i pull out my eyes
are closed for a bit.

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Haiku #225164

It had some nice spots,
     but it didn't blow me away
the way I had hoped.

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Haiku #225165

They stock trout, we saw
     someone catch a huge breeder
the last time we tried.

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Haiku #225166

They make as many
     pins as the world needs, working
(say) eight hours a day.

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Haiku #225167

I've been told that once
     or twice, in the the early
days of my career.

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Haiku #225168

And if you find his
     comment inappropriate
then flag it as such.

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Haiku #225169

Also realize not
     all experiences are
going to be great.

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Haiku #225170

You right i wold love
     to get back there but its not
going to happen.

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Haiku #225171

Modern medicine
     gonna get medieval on
your capillaries!

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Haiku #225172

And thusly a love
     story was born between you
and your Perfect Match!

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Haiku #225173

I'm not a hater,
     I actually know several cops
I like well enough.

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Haiku #225174

So I think I can
     use this character to run
for the Agape Ring.

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Haiku #225175

At least I assume
     that's not a code adjustment
since it's been done once.

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Haiku #225176

Going back to his
     junior years... Very... Very...
Very fucking well.

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Haiku #225177

We don't have enough
     money to buy that many
vowels at this start up.

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Haiku #225178

Throughout the day, don't
     eat anything too heavy
and stay hydrated.

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Haiku #225179

My balls hurt from just
     reading the title Turn on
tap, water comes out.

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Haiku #225180

I sincerely doubt
     the courts will convict based on
that evidence. Yep!

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Haiku #225181

But seriously,
     who would WANT to nurse longer
than a couple years???

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Haiku #225182

If everyone was
     starving their kids for mouthing
off, would you do it?

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Haiku #225183

Portland is alright.
     It's like a bigger, somewhat
cleaner Augusta.

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Haiku #225184

Just my opinion...
     Is that the case for the game
in world patches too?

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Haiku #225185

You're the one who's wrong.
     I already explained why.
Bullshit and cat food.

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Haiku #225186

Weird. I wonder if
     there's some animation not
working properly.

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Haiku #225187

All porto players
     Man that comment section is
something to behold.

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Haiku #225188

One year is a long
     time on the internet, but
not in the real world.

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Haiku #225189

Do we think Apple
     is making the gold links or
is a third party?

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Haiku #225190

[deleted] OP stop
     lying this isn't yours Greg
also gets star eyes.

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Haiku #225191

That's my thought I used
     to work here, and will probably
be going back soon.

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Haiku #225192

Unlikely score on
     the first leg, unlikely score
on the second hand.

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Haiku #225193

Funny the Do Wins
     are known to rip where the jerk
back foot meets the ground.

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Haiku #225194

Yeah. I thought it could
     have been something related
to the Hornet Ring.

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Haiku #225195

But for how I plan
     on using my phone, I don't
see a need for it.

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Haiku #225196

Why do the lazy
     students have to ruin things
for the rest of us!

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Haiku #225197

Was my stuff so bad
     that such few employers would
want to talk to me?

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Haiku #225198

She rubs her face yet
     again, as if she doesn't
believe it's been healed.

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Haiku #225199

Jokes on us, so are
     you Don't be mad at someone
else for your mistakes.

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Haiku #225200

People make the Dr.
     Steve Brule comment so often
that I just assume.

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Haiku #225201

I can make them poop
     their pants or liquefy their
internal organs.

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Haiku #225202

All you need to do
     is sit and pay attention
and don't ask questions.

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Haiku #225203

Not *well done* at all!
     Only stated that it's not
harder to do it.

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Haiku #225204

Wings did neither just
     appear all at once or grew
as a useless stump.

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Haiku #225205

No thanks Not a great
     golfer by any means, but
I am consistent.

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Haiku #225206

If you've not seen him
     in a club set before, you
should totally go.

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Haiku #225207

So I have a few
     chapters left to read some day
on modern events.

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Haiku #225208

After doing that,
     the Officer decided
to do a drug sniff.

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Haiku #225209

This is pretty much
     how the US private college
system operates.

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Haiku #225210

Wouldn't have helped me.
     Hate an early class? I'll just
sleep in and skip it.

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Haiku #225211

Are you me? You must
     be me. I'm sorry, it sucks.
Okay, good to know.

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Haiku #225212

I feel you, friend, but
     remember your life is yours
and in your control.

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Haiku #225215

Wow, made out of wood,
     narrow gauge, that thing is old.
Looks like it says, "Salt."

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Haiku #225216

Slander and libel
     are way more serious than
false advertising.

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Haiku #225217

Probably just doesn't
     want to influence players
by picking a time.

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Haiku #225218

It's much easier
     to just memorize the turns.
[deleted] I'm glad.

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Haiku #225219

[deleted] I'm glad.
     Have you done any research
on the pentagon?

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Haiku #225290

I also asked them
     if they know how to get more
than 1.5oz at a time.

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Haiku #225291

When have they ever
     tried to "destroy the White race".
Do enlighten me.

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Haiku #225292

I'm wondering if
     Mod Reaches dismissal was
for the corporal bug.

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Haiku #225293

Thanks! Do you happen
     to have the original
photo for Clemson?

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Haiku #225294

[deleted] I will
     meet with the owner and see
the bike tomorrow.

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Haiku #225295

He is relevant!
     That guy scores many a goal
for the other team.

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Haiku #225296

I use exactly
     one app to transfer money
to other people.

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Haiku #225297

I will scream. I'm not
     talking about the disney
princess side of things.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225298

Things that say "low fat"
     are almost always higher
in things like sugar.

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Haiku #225299

At worst, they will scheme
     up some way of making more
money off of you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225300

No way man, this shit
     sucks and I am super sad
for him. Ding! Ding! Ding!

Score: 0          

Haiku #225301

Nowadays I run
     on paths *if* there is no trail
to be found. Welcome!

Score: 0          

Haiku #225302

I'm coming up dry,
     but that might just be exam
fatigue setting in.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225303

I wasn't able
     to join because of some things,
so can I join in?

Score: 0          

Haiku #225304

You can bond over
     the ones that you share and do
those things together.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225305

Yes, but you're probably
     better off learning to do
the chokes correctly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225306

To get a halfway
     decent bike for a adult
you're paying that much.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225307

*He offered a hand
     with a soft smile, as his eyes
lit up happily.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225308

The rarer old ones
     are getting harder to come
by over here too.

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Haiku #225309

Send them an email
     and ask if they're still going.
Love the Roger part.

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Haiku #225310

No class weekends though....
     I agree, it's a tough link
format to work with.

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Haiku #225311

That's because they're dead.
     Can we see that one more time,
just a bit slower?

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Haiku #225312

Weight yourself every
     single morning. Watch the trends.
lost weight? keep at it.

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Haiku #225313

Watch the trends. lost weight?
     keep at it. Maintained or gained?
Drop a few hundred.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225314

I shall explore some
     more then, because I have found
only one, so far.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225315

Well since nothing else
     has worked I'm going to draw
myself two portals.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225316

In preparation
     for the first winter, I would
stock up on canned goods.

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Haiku #225317

i'm asking because
     i'm interested in picking
up such a hobby.

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Haiku #225318

Also overall
     more cloth Foley for all scenes.
Lastly, more efforts.

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Haiku #225319

Na yer not alone,
     the snails did my head in when
I first moved down south.

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Haiku #225320

Although I have played
     Mario a bunch of times,
how is Donkey Kong?

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Haiku #225321

So far I've counted
     two different tones in the half
time analysis.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225322

Thank you guys so much
     for this info I really
appreciate it.

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Haiku #225323

However S6 is
     just not cutting it for me.
It just feels weird. umm.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225324

If all you do is
     pray you have essentially
accomplished nothing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225325

I think we'll get all
     the information we need
once the time is right.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225326

I must be missing
     something as I'm not seeing
how this is unique.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225327

But he has only
     tried to beat a defender
once or twice this game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225328

Thanks guys Short answer:
     There are some risks but your plan
seems advisable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225329

In essence, he did
     nothing wrong, not really, not
in the big picture.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225330

I've been pulled over
     my fair share of times and they've
never asked to search.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225331

If you want a book,
     the headfirst java book is
definitely good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225332

I would say Batman
     and Son, as well as Batman:
RIP are amazing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225333

Maybe focus on
     whatever it takes to quit
torturing yourself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225334

What she desires
     is that you be a woman
from another age.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225335

But, I also think
     that he wasn't the greatest
choice for voice support.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225336

Even when resting
     she is leaning and putting
all her weight on you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225337

I'm very confused.
     I'm going to take a shot
at it anyways.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225338

Even though there are
     lacking dialogues and rushed
portions of the game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225339

Are you sure other
     people in your area
use it the same way?

Score: 0          

Haiku #225340

I never said her
     actions were excusable
or acceptable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225341

They despise even
     unassuming Keith Preston.
Cabal Therapy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225342

If you can't see that,
     then sorry, I can't help you.
Weight on your front foot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225343

Also I figure
     that it will give me a slight
increase in diamonds.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225344

I tried. It got me
     into the "safe mode death loop"
as people call it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225345

Saar you are a fraud
     iyer since you used sir Not
quite the right genre.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225346

Invasion would be
     in the game now if they had
beta tested it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225347

Oh Jesus, did you
     know about the asbestos
before you started?

Score: 0          

Haiku #225348

I feel like I'll be
     more comfortable talking
about my weakness.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225349

Just because he's known
     about this doesn't mean it's
what he wanted, too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225350

Some dogs spend their lives
     being good boys and they end
up with all the balls.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225351

I love to get him
     wet with my mouth and use both
my hands to stroke him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225352

What if you just had
     one town that said "no imports
from outside of town".

Score: 0          

Haiku #225353

I will be over
     this afternoon to pick up
your car for myself.

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Haiku #225354

I don't like his lids.
     But its his car You grew up
on the wrong playground.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225355

And i could not care
     less as long as both got their
respective jobs done.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225356

Cutting out the nose
     hairs Linux Lite is pretty
good at what it does.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225357

Dry and scrubby Greece,
     once a nation of woodlands,
has gone to the goats.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225358

they have a pretty
     big color range with both matte
and more shiny shades.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225499

Are they killing each
     other just as an excuse
to come to Europe?

Score: 0          

Haiku #225500

He played an almost
     perfect game early to mid
and lost in the end.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225501

Definitely not
     famous, maybe slightly known
on the internet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225502

Unlike bank loans, where
     the money lent doesn't come
from anyone else?

Score: 0          

Haiku #225503

I was sweating like
     crazy by the end of it.
Why don't you Christmas):?

Score: 0          

Haiku #225504

It's definitely
     cracked, including both updates.
No scene release though.

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Haiku #225505

So by using those
     two points you only give them
more ammunition.

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Haiku #225506

Why? Because no one
     is representing the poor
and the working class.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225507

But the OP's husband?
     He's almost destroyed his life
twice now. He's not mild.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225508

Dank He is a good
     player, but he is not up
to Porto standards.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225509

My fox body was
     rust free and i found it where
I live, Wisconsin.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225510

No one in that thread
     has been laid free of charge or
without violence.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225511

Have children in four?
     His reaction will tell you
what you need to know.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225512

He certainly comes
     off as losing his passion
for Marvel movies.

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Haiku #225514

Even then I feel
     very paranoid and stressed
through the whole ordeal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225515

Add me if you want.
     I don't use it a great deal
but I do use it!

Score: 0          

Haiku #225516

It will be pretty
     expensive to get it done
at a dealership.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225517

We are all very
     easy to please, especially
when it comes to food.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225518

Came late to the post,
     but I have seen everything
suggested but that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225519

The deliverable
     will be tweaked for a better
match with smaller phones.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225520

Will try, thanks! What do
     the Lord of The Rings writings
on your tattoos say?

Score: 0          

Haiku #225521

I actually will go
     to the gym and get a good
workout so I deal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225522

Again, I state, you
     looked up pit bull, yet a "pit
bull" is not a breed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225523

The annoying part
     is chasing his stupid butt
down when he darts off!

Score: 0          

Haiku #225524

[deleted] Being
     gay doesn't stop someone from
being an asshole.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225525

But they're still pretty
     damn slow compared to running
through a McDonald's.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225526

I assume something
     similar would happen while
roaming in the states.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225527

The term "bubble" is
     too often and readily
thrown around IMO.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225528

Some deep part of you
     hasn't really learned that yet,
or can't accept it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225529

Keep him so supplied
     with "work" he can't rest, and let
nature take its toll.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225530

[deleted] Just like
     "occupy wall street", riots
would not change a thing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225531

That's how I play Marth
     (which is my second strongest
main). Works well for me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225532

When solo doesn't
     spam insults and blame the team
for losing early.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225533

F2: Kill in sequence
     before they attack, pop orb
changer if needed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225534

So I decided
     to make my own recipe
based on what I had.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225535

The other ending
     was tested in the comments,
and time did not freeze.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225536

I read up on it.
     Its a synthetic powder
called cow dung powder.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225537

Does anyone know
     or have any idea
who would replace her?

Score: 0          

Haiku #225538

You'd have to check, but
     you should be able to do
that for both of you.

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