Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #224214

Let people find their
     way to max in their own way,
don't force raids on them.

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Haiku #224215

for cancer patient
     I haven't seen anyone
banned that didn't earn it.

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Haiku #224216

Just bought a townhouse
     in Chelsea Villas if you
want to look them up.

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Haiku #224217

It could be any
     number of liquids raining
onto the surface.

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Haiku #224218

Can someone tell me
     why Saudi Arabia
is involved in this?

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Haiku #224219

Also be able
     to justify to yourself
the bets that you make.

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Haiku #189667

I suggest doing
     some more research on larger
snowmobile forums.

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Haiku #224220

[deleted] Or when
     you have beliefs of your own
and they don't like that.

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Haiku #224221

BRAVE is far, far from
     the biggest offender on
this point. No, they are.

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Haiku #224222

But I'd rather be
     happy and have no sex drive
than be a sad hoe.

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Haiku #224223

Let's just hope we can
     stay cool when things aren't going
our way. I agree.

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Haiku #224225

The dose you get from
     toothpaste is different than what
is put in water.

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Haiku #224226

[deleted] Nothing!
     Just gonna get my hair done
in tight [finger waves.

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Haiku #224227

Be sure to weight train
     too because more muscle is
more calories burnt.

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Haiku #224228

Then tape that tape, you
     can see where I am going.
Well after the fact.

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Haiku #224229

Unfortunately
     these types of rulings only
protect you in court.

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Haiku #224230

I wish I could be
     that way in situations
in which I am wronged.

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Haiku #224231

I love how the cat
     is digging his claw into
that person's finger.

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Haiku #224232

he can't just follow
     someone else's formula
and bam problem solved.

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Haiku #224304

I know this is all
     easier said than done, but
*it's all possible*.

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Haiku #224305

[deleted] Cheapest,
     lowest maintenance solution
is to learn to bind!

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Haiku #224306

Since it's the other
     way around though, it'll probably
be a disaster.

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Haiku #224307

Yeah, but you also
     tip on the amount *before*
taxes, not after.

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Haiku #224308

I just want to thank
     your culture's contribution
to fighting fatties.

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Haiku #224309

The owner was just
     walking, the dog didn't even
bark, or was pulling.

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Haiku #224310

I didn't think they were
     blacked out in the playoffs if
you had Live Extra.

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Haiku #224311

This post is cancer.
     *Is it common that cyclists
don't stop at red lights?

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Haiku #224312

I think dynamic,
     intricate music demands
audience silence.

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Haiku #224313

My god, Liam's eyes.
     Imagine those staring out
at you from the vents.

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Haiku #224314

I'm so jealous You
     can buy a basic one from
any hardware store.

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Haiku #224315

I let the hatred
     flow and it engulfed me. It's...
Too late for me now.

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Haiku #224316

I really don't want
     to convince you, because you
have to live with it.

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Haiku #224317

I just want people
     to stop forcing their beliefs
onto their children.

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Haiku #224318

Your sentiments are
     roundly echoed by others
in the neighborhood.

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Haiku #224319

It's really handy
     to get recommendations
and reviews from too.

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Haiku #224320

Need your wave to push?
     Need your ex to stop nagging
about child support?

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Haiku #224321

Is it consistent
     with the claim that there was "no
case" against him? No.

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Haiku #224322

gives them a choice, but
     still helps because they might not
have thought about it.

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Haiku #224323

Hmmm I see. The big
     big benefit is that you
are aware of it.

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Haiku #224324

I just measure out
     25g portions with my food scale.
An expensive cult?

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Haiku #224325

I don't think the Greek
     government's plans reach that far
into the future.

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Haiku #224326

Not once has a cop
     stopped me for anything but
traffic infractions.

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Haiku #224327

All that stuff gets stuck
     in the basin until wind
or rain sweep it out.

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Haiku #224328

[deleted] Yeah that's
     that cave, I can't remember
what's it's called right now.

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Haiku #224329

As a "just starting
     out" rig, though, I don't think it's
the best place to start.

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Haiku #224330

Man I thought I was
     the only person who liked
that series at all.

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Haiku #224331

I've said it before,
     but he doesn't seem to get
certain characters.

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Haiku #224332

I agree, there is
     really no need to read them
cover to cover.

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Haiku #224333

Can't we just have THIS?
     I'm guessing you haven't been
together too long?

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Haiku #224334

So, the site you found
     really isn't sponsored or
endorsed by tripod.

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Haiku #224335

No I got all that.
     I just never understood
the "done dirt cheap" part.

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Haiku #224336

She was high as shit
     [deleted] What the fuck was
this recorded with.

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Haiku #224337

I don't know how Blue
     Ridge is, but I'd check those things
out specifically.

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Haiku #224338

But those plays occur
     to gain a competitive
edge during a game.

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Haiku #224339

Who cares? I don't know
     why you're getting so booty
bothered over this.

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Haiku #224340

God is love and by
     having a closeness with him,
we can ease our pain.

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Haiku #224341

I can't remember
     if it was release on time
or not. I hate this.

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Haiku #224342

I would like to think
     I would jump out today too
and not get greedy.

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Haiku #224344

I guess he would just
     eat tons of veggies and run
like a maniac.

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Haiku #224345

But seriously,
     stop hiding your teeth and smile.
I bet you get him.

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Haiku #224346

But I knew I had
     to be consistent about
interrupting him.

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Haiku #224347

No I was merely
     pointing out that his style is
in no way "unique".

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Haiku #224348

Some people man are
     too crazy [deleted] Not
with that attitude.

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Haiku #224349

If i look into
     eyes my mask melts and i can't
remain functional.

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Haiku #224350

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #224351

Sorry about that.
     I guess I was just running
on autopilot.

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Haiku #224352

I usually am
     too lazy to even do
my makeup for dates.

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Haiku #224353

If he owns the book
     (as in he authored it), that's
absolutely fine.

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Haiku #224354

The screen is too dim
     outside, and the ear speaker
is not loud enough.

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Haiku #224355

You asked if there was
     more than awkwardness, then you
say I'm wrong. OK.

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Haiku #224356

I've done couch surfing
     before, but just not looking
to do that again.

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Haiku #224357

I don't care because
     I have no veneration
for those things at all.

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Haiku #224358

In fact, most addicts
     cant even go a few days
without it, they'll die.

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Haiku #224359

Hello everyone.
     I just wanted to say hi
and I love you all!

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Haiku #224360

I just love the game.
     I guess you could say I was
just born into it.

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Haiku #224361

My thoughts exactly!
     What did the .cheater class look
like before the change?

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Haiku #224362

I buy digital
     but only one game a month
and only half off.

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Haiku #224363

Interesting, I'll keep
     that in mind if I try em
again next time. Thanks!

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Haiku #224364

YES THANK YOU! also,
     the law in question was tail
light VS brake light.

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Haiku #224365

This was just a quick
     search and I didn't really look
too far into it.

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Haiku #224366

I'm sure they'll bounce back
     though You could use an odor
free paper product.

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Haiku #224367

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #224368

Anybody been
     to the Anytime Fitness
on Westport Ave?

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Haiku #224369

You have such major
     issues I don't need to pay
for bills anymore.

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Haiku #224370

A hundred times yes!
     /Robert A college roommate
have me advice once.

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Haiku #224371

I think it slowly
     became sight through pheromones
as well as sonar.

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Haiku #224372

Your long, flowing locks
     are out to fuck your day up.
Wear a goddamn bun.

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Haiku #224373

The contact points on
     either side are absorbing
the force of the train.

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Haiku #224444

Ah, the terrible
     "bundle of tissue paper
in the panties" trick.

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Haiku #224445

Do you want to fight?
     What's your budget? What do you
look for in a gym?

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Haiku #224446

Also try going
     for a clear beverage like sprite
that has no caffeine.

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Haiku #224447

Last I heard there's no
     Feminist Application
Review Committee.

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Haiku #224448

Its unlikely you
     are the first person to be
in this position.

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Haiku #224449

Meaning, bread probably
     wasn't something she wanted
to get anyway.

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Haiku #224450

I know it would hurt
     like a bitch but I would like
to know, for reasons.

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Haiku #224451

I'm all for making
     people pay for mistakes, but
this is a clear bug.

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Haiku #224452

My old grocery store
     started a green bin program,
just before I quit.

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Haiku #224453

Poor tree, it didn't ask
     for this! Drain the priests mana!
Stun him! Cast silence!

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Haiku #224454

Now, if you do, you'll
     have to repeat the first wave
all over again.

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Haiku #224455

Wow I actually thought
     Brazil wasn't gonna lose
won game..... LOL.,....

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Haiku #224456

If you don't mind me
     asking, which picture do you
think I should use first?

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Haiku #224457

It's the Medal Rush
     announcement First time hearing
about this series.

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Haiku #224458

I just won't admit
     that I was the only jerk
because it's not true.

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Haiku #224459

At least one party
     voted no, and another
abstained from the vote.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224460

Grow up, try to speak
     about topics with knowledge
instead of bias.

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Haiku #224461

It's a shame, but, that's
     language and people for you.
It is what it is.

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Haiku #224462

You fuck a woman
     by dominating her space.
She gets nullified.

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Haiku #224463

I would often times
     disguise myself, to try fit
in with the people.

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Haiku #224464

funniest thing right
     now, i hope they never get
changed Bubble Bobble?

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Haiku #224465

Did nobody tell
     this guy what the solution
to pollution is?

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Haiku #224466

Also I do like
     my clothes to fit a little
tight but not too tight.

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Haiku #224467

Hamas fires rockets
     over the border at bright
yellow school busses.

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Haiku #224468

I also bring home
     boxes for them to play in.
This helps with my cats.

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Haiku #224469

Throughout it all, Poor
     Tom sat by the campfire,
quiet and brooding.

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Haiku #224470

I absolutely
     agree but I think it would
go even further.

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Haiku #224471

Mostly because I'm
     not scared of my own shadow,
like you seem to be.

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Haiku #224472

Not a fucking chance.
     Ulster Bank have aren't a free
fees bank anymore.

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Haiku #224473

[deleted] But I'm
     the smartest and everyone
should listen to me.

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Haiku #224474

I will not let you
     fight him like that, not upon
my life, I swear it.

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Haiku #224475

This feeling won't last
     forever, but it's really
tough to push through it.

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Haiku #224476

with my own penis
     and my wife is helping too,
I make, so its mine.

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Haiku #224477

Damn.. They even ran
     out of management Depends
on many factors.

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Haiku #224478

Until the scoring
     system is hidden it will
continue to be.

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Haiku #224479

A parliament is
     built to represent the full
balance of power.

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Haiku #224480

Are you really sure
     he isn't just a little
bit mitigated?

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Haiku #224481

When I saw it was
     1am, I actually thought "oh good,
still early". Thank you!

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Haiku #224482

If they have the parts
     you want I highly suggest
ordering from them.

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Haiku #224483

Sweet! Do you mind if
     I pick it up in your town?
Eh, he makes great points.

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Haiku #224484

Nobody would buy
     guns from them and just order
online at that point.

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Haiku #224485

I am curious
     how you determined they were
from Alabama?

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Haiku #224486

Also, did I note
     that you can just not use it?
So great! Added you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224487

Try to make sure you
     are rotating to open
lanes and push them out.

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Haiku #224488

Additionally, you
     can enable protection
which mirrors my drives.

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Haiku #224489

In the past players
     have been retrospectively
punished for diving.

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Haiku #224490

We are giving them
     that control a little bit
more and more each year.

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Haiku #224491

season went from bad
     to great. I am so happy.
This is beautiful.

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Haiku #224492

I won't be back home
     for a couple days as I'm
away on business.

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Haiku #224493

My best advice is,
     whatever you do, if you
want to start coding?

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Haiku #224494

You can't fuck people
     out of millions if there aren't
millions to be had.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224495

I feel like I've no
     reason to complain because
things are actually good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224496

CRAZY shit there yo.
     That moment when Manchester
is in the wrong place.

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Haiku #224497

Don't assume you can
     take a tone from me that I'm
hostile over text.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224498

Have a sober talk
     and straight up ask her and talk
to her about it.

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Haiku #224499

Third appetizer
     made my mouth water Okay
I'm adding you now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224500

Shame. Mad Dog is like
     alcoholic Gatorade
mixed with cough syrup.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224501

On the other hand,
     you did try it and liked it,
so you could buy it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224502

Mostly these things are
     used to tweak things to force you
to play differently.

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Haiku #224503

This may be a dumb
     question but is he too old
to be taught new tricks?

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Haiku #224504

I have a friend who
     is a cop who lives a few
houses down from me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224505

But presumably
     this references a big choice
that we'll have to make.

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Haiku #224506

If you want to wear
     your politics on your sleeve
literally, go nuts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224507

Except for the part
     where Tennessee College towns
are the best of course.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224508

Maybe you don't like
     the taste, the feeling, or you
think it's immoral.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224509

Olaf and Lux are
     still being animated
at regular speed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224510

It was a bit more
     complex than just slowing down
the video. No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224511

Is it the texture?
     Hank: You do too like cheese, Bill.
I've seen you eat it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224512

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224584

Ken!!! Ken!!! Ken!!! Ken!!! Ken!!!
     Ken!!! Ken!!! Ken!!! Ken!!! Ken!!! Ken!!! Ken!!!
Ken!!! Ken!!! Ken!!! Ken!!! Ken!!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #224585

Ken!!! Ken!!! Ken!!! Ken!!! Ken!!!
     Ken!!! Ken!!! Ken!!! Ken!!! Ken!!! Ken!!! Ken!!!
Ken!!! Ken!!! Ken!!! Ken!!! Ken!!!

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Haiku #224586

Good luck! Is that why
     your teeth no longer twinkles
like the stars in space?

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Haiku #224588

The great thing about
     this spell is that it can be
made into a Wand.

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Haiku #224589

I too suggest you
     have a good conversation
with her about this.

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Haiku #224590

Why not it's not like
     you have something to lose but
something to gain. Thanks!

Score: 0          

Haiku #224591

Because of this, you're
     limited to working on
one core at a time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224592

This means that Russian
     soldiers would die for Ukraine,
but not US soldiers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224593

What do you guys think?
     Thanks! Just about everything
I do is geeky!

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Haiku #224594

That was surprising.
     But then we had to remove
the bar in the heel.

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Haiku #224595

Shut. Up. LOL.
     True story. This was the best
part of the review.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224596

I'm not the moral
     police and neither are you.
Like others have said.

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Haiku #224597

This was intended
     as being a beginning
chapter in a book.

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Haiku #224598

Was praying that God
     would kill me so I would stop
having sinful thoughts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224599

It was his sloppy
     performance which really stood
out to me as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224600

[deleted] Stop him
     from conducting one class, you
stop austerity.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224601

It didn't bark or sit
     down or anything like that)
then my car was searched.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224602

How very clever.
     Folks, whatever you do, just
talk about Kansas.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224603

One Mind Control is
     fine in this meta, two seems
far too slow for me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224604

PM sent! Question;
     are these waters popular
feeding spots for birds?

Score: 0          

Haiku #224605

What sound system do
     you use to get such a good
read on direction?

Score: 0          

Haiku #224606

I got drunk. Spilled beer
     on her shoes. She got upset.
We went to her room.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224607

Source? I think things like
     that have been repeatedly
upheld already.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224608

I just tell people
     I'm extra careful with him
and make sure he's loved.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224609

I'm sure these kids would
     get suspended like hell if
this was at my school.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224610

Ok Well, *Lost* is
     one of my favorite shows, if
not my favorite show.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224611

When he realizes
     that isn't working, he'll get
angry and project.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224612

[deleted] I'll let
     you know what i think of mine
in a few minutes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224613

Sure, but only if
     the ship in the hanger is
shutdown for transport...

Score: 0          

Haiku #224614

The headline reads: *Blue
     Bell expands recall, Shasta's
ice cream affected.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224615

All the ones I see,
     lack any type of display
support completely.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224616

Cowards always hide
     behind anonymity
to spew their nonsense.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224617

Also, Azure Tears
     really deserves a new game
in this day and age.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224618

You know, some of them
     might actually end up working
at Starbucks instead.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224619

No. Have we seen some
     expression in our play? No.
Change in formation?

Score: 0          

Haiku #224620

i actually like her
     color choices, but she needs
to lose the lard bags.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224621

Do you guys follow
     football or just click around
different articles?

Score: 0          

Haiku #224622

To live in the new
     buildings you're talking about
(VUE and The Aspire?)

Score: 0          

Haiku #224623

No countries are North
     America. Yes, this is
what I plan to do.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224624

It took a while, but
     I finally got the help
my family needed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224625

That's my ultimate
     fantasy (that and beating
Chelsea at Wembley).

Score: 0          

Haiku #224626

The base game is there
     sure, but do you want to play
as fleshed out Muslims?

Score: 0          

Haiku #224627

No one was talking
     about geometrical
shapes, and you know it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224628

Sometimes we are all
     up for disturbing stuff though
like horror movies.

Score: 0          


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