Reddit Haikus

[deleted] This was
     seriously heartbreaking,
sorry for your loss.

Whoops, sorry, gotta
     deduct eight hundredths for that!
the serious fuck.

Religion is dumb.
     I don't get it, why would you
*try* to hate someone?

I've really enjoyed
     our discussion and I do
wish you all the best.

It definitely
     gets bigger if you're willing
to date bi people.

Look out, some readers
     might think you're projecting, man.
*How embarrassing.

I wish my pictures
     were crazy enough to get
the sweet sweet karma.

Your face took the cake!
     Awesome, sir. Very awesome.
[deleted] Damn birds...

And it's interesting
     that you "see my point" without
having read the post.

I definitely
     do it when the item is
perishable, though.

Even to this day
     he tries to blame his shortfalls
and problems on me.

Thanks for the offer.
     Let me know if you ever
change your mind Welcome.

Let me know if you
     ever change your mind Welcome.
Their bodies kill me.

This includes people
     who were all about New Kids
on the Block as well.

The weather has been
     awesome, and the atmosphere
has been really fun.

You know, I fucking
     hate pun threads, but yours actually
made me laugh. Well done.

And it is unfair
     to those talented folks who
come here legally.

There are people here
     that if they just had a chance,
could do very well.

The above link seems
     to be down right now, so here
is another link.

[deleted] If you
     know its stereotype than
why would you say it?

Welcome! It's a great
     community of awesome
team playing people!

It always does but
     not as much as it used to.
My Dad is awesome.

You've stolen his work.
     and that's a really, really
shitty thing to do.

no one uses dial
     soap or eats ben and jerry's
ice cream anymore?

wondering the same
     question depending on where
i end up living.

Parlay has not been
     feeling much better and has
still not eaten yet.

But if it wins games
     and it's a smart system, there's
nothing wrong with it.

Still will look into
     diving the area, just
not at that resort.

It's just a decent
     burger like anywhere else.
Get over yourselves.

That was exactly
     the one I thought of (the cars
thing). Other than that?

Quite confusing tho,
     Just like the Honesty store
I passed by last week.

You think following
     Hooch around making bad jokes
is funny, do you?

Sorry your other
     post didn't get more love. Right on.
Thanks for the info.

I don't even use
     lighter fluid for my coals.
All natural, baby.

Although I agree
     completely with this post, OP
should be careful here.

You think **they** would let
     control slip due to something
silly like diet.

He is suspended
     with pay, pending a hearing.
It's called due process.

I was referring
     only to your statement where
you said "atheists".

If he talks about
     his money and loves to fight,
nothing can go wrong.

It's suppose to be
     hard and not for everyone
to casually beat.

maybe he would do
     all of those things but it is
hard to trust him now.

just step back for one
     second and think that maybe
he is not perfect.

when i learn something
     new i change my beliefs not
latch onto them. boop.

Championships last
     forever and can never
be taken away.

Just don't get involved
     with drugs and don't party too
much and you are set.

Do you actually think
     he ever touches that Moog
while he's playing live?

But the generally
     quiet ones will slowly just
start to pick it up.

Hopefully it will
     fade away over time but
we can only hope.

There's no way that's worth
     the time and effort it takes
to do that." awesome!!

Very interesting
     and I will watch the movie
when I get a chance.

I'm going to go
     ahead and think of the bear.
They won't expect that.

If you have the urge
     and are about to drink start
calling numbers first.

Burden of proof is
     basically what determines
who takes the first move.

They are both auto.
     I decided i could not
afford either one.

[deleted] Wow. Nice.
     Wish I could do that. I can
with a tennis ball!

Honestly I thought
     I was the only person
who thought like this. Cheers!

Overreact much?
     That's not how it's marketed
in the videos.

I find when I can
     weigh myself daily, I too
obsess over it.

What definition
     did you read? Seriously..
According to whom?

But I personally
     would like to see your legs more,
they are amazing.

I now how to move
     off my ship for waking up
the rest of the crew.

turn it inside out
     and hang it on the doorknob.
It will dry quickly.

This is a straight up
     rip off of the Shaq Mac Theme.
You're my new favorite.

Not sure why, but best
     to duck your head down and let
the storm blow over.

"Oh no, the combine
     are firing their new weapon?
What the heck is that?"

I know that would be
     stupid, but I'm expecting
something much different.

I doubt anyone
     has been horrified seeing
the child's father smoke.

My coach was ready
     to kill me Holy Moses-
You are quite Sexy.

It's is the only
     common contraction of is
with another word.

It's shit like that link
     that make me think I'm doing
nothing with my life.

That is where I stand.
     I would love to discuss him
in more detail though.

(Black and White was off
     limits though, as playing god
was sacrilegious.

In the Doctor Who
     world, once you've played a Doctor,
you *are* that Doctor.

That is terrible!
     Why do people still do these
jobs if its so bad?

Why do people still
     do these jobs if its so bad?
What part of Phoenix?

This video has
     falsehoods in it that I would
like to help correct.

On the other hand:
     if she said it like it is,
you know what she'd be?

Honestly I don't
     have all the details myself.
I'm just a patron.

[deleted] What you're
     doing is noble, but is
not the way to go.

Get ready to be
     proven very, very wrong.
I accept the job.

The Thunder, despite
     his flaws, usually thrive when
he is playing well.

There were many times
     I heard people praise those who
had faith "like a child's".

Would your solution
     to a crack addiction be
more crack? Not likely.

The fact that your boss
     allowed it to continue
is reason enough.

im just trying to talk
     to some people bro, sorry
that you got so mad?

It's ridiculous.
     There's no such thing as a "gun
problem", that's my point.

My body hasn't
     really changed outwardly yet
(except for the boobs!

By when you had them
     does that mean you took them out?
And yay for shaving!

Because we like boobs,
     and science, but not women,
but they have the boobs.

Its just a funny
     clip intended to make you
chuckle a little.

I use a mini
     now and I still mostly play
woods, love it to death.

But they are obliged
     to since they have to sit next
to me in lessons.

WE'RE MAKING HEADWAY."
     [deleted] Her room looks like
butt hole, does that count?

Place one life counter
     on this card for each monster
sent by this effect.

I simply misread
     your comment, rather I didn't
read it completely.

my mind would play tricks
     on me the entire time
i was in the room.

Try this I must. Hey,
     Billy, has your mother told
you about rape yet?

You assumed something
     that's false and then built your whole
argument on it.

Yes, but this star is
     stated to be a massive
red supergiant.

If you're interested,
     I can give a few tips Wow,
I'm an idiot.

A mod would probably
     be as close as we could get.
I want a full game.

[deleted] Worse yet.
     He can learn Aerial Ace.
YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT.

I don't see the point
     in supporting failures. Fizz.
What a troll design.

And these are the same
     men who cry to you later
why are they alone.

They remove the seals,
     and any extra water
is then pumped out. NO.

And there is nothing
     wrong with spreading some chuckles,
if indirectly.

It will get a piece
     back to showroom quality
or clean as quickly.

If someone's actually
     charging you, you should side step
at the last moment.

You'll be lucky not
     to fill two pint glasses by
the end of the week.

Many heroin
     addicts say quitting smoking
was more difficult.

For a beginning
     relationship, that's probably
not realistic.

And they'd be like, but
     I don- oh, I understand
that's a follow on.

Trying to stop software
     patents altogether would
be a hopeless fight.

Have you considered
     going to fuck yourself, you
apologist trash?

The major problem
     I see with new players, is
how they move in game.

also my cousin
     used to fix this same problem
with a wet washcloth.

So we have a lot
     more leeway with what we teach,
which I freaking love.

There's a disturbing
     amount of people who claimed
to be innocent.

Genius How do you
     find things, that doesn't even
touch you, amoral?

[deleted] So how
     many cosmonauts can fit
into that cockpit?

Everybody loves
     oral, those who don't haven't
had good oral yet.

[deleted] Asking
     about specific movies,
songs, etc.

It's irrelevant
     whether the vet was to blame
for the actual death.

So easy, throw them
     onto the snow of the last
cold days of winter.

Nope. And at every
     turn evidence that it has
all been done before.

And it's unlikely
     to have a good shot, so you'll
probably just wound them.

If so, how do you
     justify the argument
against the above?

But the game itself
     is meant to be played over
again and again.

It is important
     to note that no life is lost
in an abortion.

There would be no bruise.
     The body would simply move
without their consent.

Sorry. [deleted]
     I've been looking at the same
for the same reasons.

She specifically
     meant all black Americans
in our area.

The sister exclaimed,
     "Girl, didn't you know, COUSINS MAKES
DOZENS!" True story.

Again, you are just
     spewing out these totally
unsupported claims.

...caught me. I know you're
     making a joke, but have you
had a Black and Tan?

Do you ever wish
     you had grown soft oranges
instead of apples?

There are subtitles,
     as well as the dubbed version.
I know that feel bro.

So basically Con
     Ed is about greed above
customer service.

Not pedophilia.
     And a big shout out to all
the girls with small breasts.

I also liked it.
     Would bang her like a screen door
in a tornado.

i got too caught up
     with them struggling and kept trying
to think of ways out.

You can make the same
     argument for Fascism
or Monarchy. false.

I like you! As soon
     as it made an noise I hit
back out of reflex.

Not really sure how
     much more I could add that you
don't already know.

Whisk an egg and dip
     the chicken in it before
rolling in the oats.

Probably not. Friend? Sure.
     [deleted] and ghost hacking
is invented. This.

It's funny because
     the Mech player sieges just
in time. Oh grow up.

I saw a vacuum
     turn on and move around 1am,
it wasn't plugged in.

Well played :p alright
     what do you think I should draw?
Draw is the key word.

Um... no it isn't.
     Hell, I can tell that from just
this picture alone.

Five Guys is for when
     I want to be fancy but
not really fancy.

I can disagree
     as a Dodger fan. [yea dude.
why don't you get it?

I lived in a time
     when mobile phones didn't connect
to the internet.

[deleted] Both or
     neither of us depending
on how you look at.

If you don't want to,
     you don't even have to think
about it right now.

I know. I know. oooh,
     Atkins diet. How retro.
'Basically' sue me.

Socks are people too!
     That's what I have it set to,
but there's no icons.

It helps to offset
     all the sardonic laughter
this thread has produced.

DING DING DING WINNER.
     I give up. Nothing can be
as awesome as this.

i imagine it's
     going to take me a while
to get over it.

Windy, overcast,
     and it only reached the 60s
at around 2pm.

hopefully they would
     let you use them even if
you're on probation.

That said, I still want
     to see Chernobyl Diaries
when I get the chance.

Gauges My cunt has
     never been so wet I felt
like it was crying.

that would be awesome!
     what do you value it at?
Thanks for the comment!

But, now that I can
     fully grasp what I did was
wrong, I love the kid.

He was a genius
     who still believed in a god.
Get over yourself.

I even was on
     vacation from work during
this meet! Woe is me!

It also ties up
     cash in the trading account
to cover losses.

And ask her to spend
     time with them on your fathers
upcoming visit.

I'd think I fucked up
     and she doesn't want to talk
to me anymore.

My biggest problem
     is finding a career path
that will work for me.

As much as it sucks
     to see Otter go, the Stars
cashed in on this deal.

I will have to stand
     by and watch as he learns some
lessons the hard way.

Even Dallas is
     downright cosmopolitan
compared to this place.

Or they could come up
     with some awesome idea
that everyone loves.

I'm ashamed to say
     I've done it a few times, back
several years ago.

It went high, he jumped,
     swung, missed, and it disappeared
into the forest.

[deleted] I don't
     really see how you think it's
fucking obvious.

You hate them but you
     still feel an overwhelming
empathy for them.

If you want to hang
     out with these folks again, just
ask them to hang out.

Most people who own
     computers use them for porn
and video games.

=O What a crazy
     yet fascinating story!
Thank You for sharing.

Hey guys, you know what?
     Sometimes America can
still be awesome. Wrong.

If you want a nice
     sword go look for anything
made of Carbon Steel.

If you're running six
     spells, a couple should be some
sort of removal.

I can gladly whip
     something up for you that you
will be happy with.

And perhaps one day
     I'll meet someone who I think
is more than just cool.

Had to give her up
     when she hit adolescence
and grew two inch fangs.

Either way, I don't
     entirely think you meant
to reply to me.

The charge jumps straight from
     you to ground and you become
part of that circuit.

:D your router is
     showing he is not that great.
he just draws with ink.

More than anything,
     you need to see where her head
is regarding this.

Our minds are always
     running a mile a minute,
we just don't show it.

This was the first thought
     that entered my mind upon
seeing this image.

For a split second
     I thought it was a large breed
dog like a great Dane.

Appear indifferent,
     and people will desperately
seek your attention.

I used to eat there
     several times a month (sometimes
several times a week!

That's all I asked for.
     Something that makes your theory
less absurd than mine.

It doesn't mean I'm
     not listening, I just know what
I'm going to say.

Another note is
     that people who talk to slow
piss me off as well.